The Summer of '08 officially kicked off last night with the release of
Iron Man in American theaters. As you may recall from a year back, we had a very enjoyable discussion of the record-setting Summer season of '07, which can be found at
http://perfectdarkelite.yuku.com?topic=1418It ended up being the biggest season in history, both in terms of money made and overall theater attendance. Well, 2008 isn't going to be smashing those new records, but it's still got a ton of what should be very fun and enjoyable films, including a few that have a chance to really be something special, IMO.
This will be our Summer-long topic to talk about the new movies we see, and also we're going to use this first week to
predict the Top Five movies of the season! Plus I'm going to post the results of last year's competition pretty soon. But first off, let's get rolling on that
2008 Summer Movie PreviewNOTE: for these writeups, anything after a $ is in millions of dollars, unless I say otherwiseMay 2nd (Week #1)Iron ManRead About It:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371746/Watch The Trailer:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=6Hx6TEqrzHUWhat The Heck Is It?
The story of Tony Stark, a genius billionaire who develops an armored suit to become a Marvel superhero.
Why Will It Be Big?
Superheroes have been big business ever since
Spidey in '01, and Marvel's track record is especially impressive.
$404 for
Spidey 1,
$373 for
S2,
$337 for
S3, the last
X-Men film made
$234- heck, even
Fantastic Four pulled in over
$150. Expect
Iron Man to perform more like Spidey and less like the rare underachievers in the genre (like
The Hulk and
Daredevil).
Why Should I See It?
I absolutely love this trailer; it's my second favorite of the Summer in fact. I originally didn't have much interest in Iron Man, as I never followed Marvel too much outside of Spidey and the X-Men, but between the excellent trailer and the loads of positive hype, I was sold, and ended up attending a midnight showing. And the film did not disappoint! Downey Jr is perfect for the role, the action sequences got the job done, the special effects are superb, and there's plenty more solid characterization than you would expect from a superhero Summer flick. IM comes highly recommended, to say the least!
Speaking of the great trailer, be sure to check out this Onion report on the film if you haven't seen it yet:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=YBM3j7x4LcwMay 9th (Week #2)Speed RacerRead About It:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0811080/Watch The Trailer:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=tO2jcwgIi8oWhat The Heck Is It?
After conquering the world of the
Matrix, the Wachowski Brothers earned their dream project: a chance to reinvent their childhoods with a mega-budget reproduction of old school animation classic
Speed Racer.
Why Will It Be Big?
The Matrix became a modern classic after catching fire on DVD, and the three films form one of the most successful trilogies in history (
$171-
$282-
$139 in the US, and a combined
$1.62 billion worldwide between the three). The Brothers W continued to do great work with the excellent
V for Vendetta, which unfortunately was criminally under-seen (
$71)... but with the return to a huge budget and summer tent-pole status, expect big results for
Speed.
Why Should I See It?
The acting doesn't look so amazing, your being doubtful of the plot doesn't surprise me... but good heavens, look at those visuals!
Sin City and
300 proved that its possible to perfect adapt the graphic novel visual style to the big screen, but no one has been able to successfully adapt the anime style to live action- until now. These races look like F-Zero brought to life. Heck, if that isn't enough to get you to the theater, then... well, I guess it's understandable. But it's more than enough for me!
May 16th (Week #3)The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince CaspianRead About It:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0499448/Watch The Trailer:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=VqzYukVDqy4What The Heck Is It?
The four kids from
The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe get pulled back into the fantasy world of C.S. Lewis. It's only been a year since their last adventure for them, but 1300 years have passed in Narnia, and (of course) an evil force has taken over in their absence.
Why Will It Be Big?
For some reason, people are shocked when they hear what an enormous success the first
Narnia was: it made
$292 in the US and was even more well-loved overseas, pulling down
$745 worldwide. To put that in perspective, only the first
Harry Potter back in '01 ever managed to break
$293! It's doubtful that this Narnia will be able to match those huge numbers, but there's a reason why 5 more of these films are in the works; it's because this movie is once again going to be big.
Why Should I See It?
Narnia 1 was no
Lord of the Rings, much as it tried to be, but I was still pretty impressed by it back in '05. It looks as though
Caspian is going with a darker tone this time around, to match the character's more mature status. No reason to go in expecting anything earth-shattering, but still, I think I'll reread this book and go in hoping to once again enjoy myself inside this dreamworld of magic here in 2008.
May 23rd (Week #4)Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal SkullRead About It:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367882/Watch The Trailer:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=lPTJ4v6KPrgWhat The Heck Is It?
After nearly a 20 year absence (
The Last Crusade came out all the way back in 1989, if you can believe it), Indiana Jones makes his grand return to the silver screen, and his fourth epic adventure awaits.
Why Will It Be Big?
Crusade made
$197 back in '89; a solid total, but keep in mind that would come out to a whooping
$340 with today's ticket prices.
Indy 4 is going to have a tough time equaling that number, but between the character being so well-loved, having Ford and Spielberg back, the huge sales the trilogy has pulled off on DVD, and nearly 20 year's worth of anticipation and hype, I can't imagine
Skull not being an enormous box office success.
Why Should I See It?
Ford still looks great, the trailer is good fun, and it certainly seems that this latest Indy installment is going to be bringing back all of the old school adventure flick charm that everyone except Come loved during the 80s. What's not to like? Nothing!
May 30th (Week #5)Sex and the City: The MovieRead About It:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1000774/Watch The Trailer: uuuurk
What The Heck Is It?
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Why Will It Be Big?
noooooooooo
Why Should I See It?
yuuuuuuuck
June 6th (Week #6)You Don't Mess With The ZohanRead About It:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0960144/Watch The Trailer:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=jmMXk0bA8gkWhat The Heck Is It?
The deadliest Israeli commando of all time (Adam Sandler) fakes his death in order to escape the war and start a new life in New York City, as a hairdresser.
Why Will It Be Big?
Listen, no one has less respect for Adam Sandler than myself, but the guy is box office go- well, maybe not gold, but you could make a case for silver. He's taken four borderline awful films in a row and turned them into big winners (
Chuck and Larry $120,
Click $137,
The Longest Yard $158,
50 First Dates $121); imagine what could happen if this movie isn't quite so awful!
Why Should I See It?
The movie was co-written by two of the funniest men in Hollywood, the legendary Robert Smigel and the new golden boy, Judd Apatow. And the trailer actually makes it look like there could be some promise here... hate to get hopes up too high, but perhaps this could be worth seeing after all.
June 13th (Week #7)The Incredible HulkRead About It:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800080/Watch The Trailer:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=dUpOhM8Hxx0What The Heck Is It?
An completely new take on everyone's favorite green monster; Ang Lee's 2003
Hulk has been burned to the ground, as an entirely new cast lead by Edward Norton attempts to reboot the franchise.
Why Will It Be Big?
Everyone thinks of the '03
Hulk as a horrible flop, but really it didn't do THAT awful. The movie pulled in a respectable
$132 in the US and ended up at
$245 worldwide. Now, it's entirely possible that the negative perception of the last film hurts this one and so it does even worse... but I think people will be willing to forgive and forget, especially after seeing very solid trailers like the one above.
Why Should I See It?
Edward Norton is one of the finest actors of our generation. Even though he seems an odd fit as the Hulk, it might be worth seeing for his presence alone. Also, reports say that the action has been turned up to
11 for this film; in fact, rumor has it that the final confrontation between Hulk his archnemesis The Abomination is a 26 minute slugfest.
26 minutes! Goodness me!
June 20th (Week #8)Get SmartRead About It:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425061/Watch The Trailer:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=4PK7RSEzP9QWhat The Heck Is It?
It was before our time, but
Get Smart was a very popular secret agent/James Bondish/early Austin Powersish TV show in the mid-60's that played on Cold War paranoia. Now its being brought into the modern era, with the incredibly likable Steve Carell at the helm.
Why Will It Be Big?
Don't underestimate Carell. Younger viewers loved him on the Daily Show and in The Office, he took
The 40 Year Old Virgin to
$109 on his charm alone, helped turn
Little Miss Sunshine into the indy smash hit of '06, and somehow managed to pull in another
$100 for the frankly awful
Evan Almighty. That kind of appeal combined with the baby boomers wanting to see their childhood show revived could lead to big success: plus the movie gets to play up the gorgeous Anne Hathaway, the always-funny Alan Arkin, and... should we overlook the importance of the former wrestler who's playing Agent 23?

Why Should I See It?
I don't know. I guess the trailer looks decently funny, doesn't it?
June 27th (Week #9)WALL*ERead About It:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0910970/Watch The Trailer:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=fCcCZOSAtxAWhat The Heck Is It?
The latest from Pixar, this time telling the story of a robot accidentally left on Earth after the entire human population leaves for another planet. But after hundreds of years alone, WALL*E is thrown into a new adventure...
Why Will It Be Big?
Are you kidding me?
Toy Story,
$192.
A Bug's Life,
$163.
Monsters Inc.,
$256.
Toy Story 2,
$245.
The Incredibles,
$261.
Finding Nemo,
$340.
Cars,
$244.
Ratatouille,
$206. No other company in history has put together this kind of winning streak, and it likely to never be done again. Pixar is the king of family animation, and the amazing thing is, all they'd have to do to continue printing money would be to churn out movie after movie featuring cute talking animals (like the competition is constantly pushing out-
Ice Age,
Shrek,
Madagascar,
Over the Hedge,
Chicken Little, etc etc). Instead, they continue to take bold risks and push the medium to new heights with every outing.
Why Should I See It?
Because unlike everyone else out there, Pixar is story-driven. They work on every new character and story for years and years, and THEN sit down to start the animation process (which they also work on for years and years). The resulting quality is unmistakable, as the list of films above can attest to. I for one would be shocked if WALL*E doesn't keep that historic winning streak alive.
Also This Week...Wanted
Read About It:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0493464/Watch The Trailer:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=O7ftozVc3lIWhat The Heck Is It?
Up and coming star James McAvoy gets enlisted into a league of superhero-style assassins by Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman. High octane superfights commence.
Why Will It Be Big?
People are generally surprised to hear what a smashing success
Mr. and Mrs. Smith ended up being; the movie pulled in
$186 and an even more impressive
$478 worldwide back in '05. Granted, Angelina isn't going to have Brad Pitt helping her rake in the dough with these new superfights, but I could still see
Wanted pulling down some decent cash if the action sequences are as exciting as they look in the trailer.
Why Should I See It?
No one else seems interested in this film, but the trailer has really sold me. That said, I have a weak spot for Angelina and an equally weak spot for
The Matrix, so I shouldn't be surprising that Freeman doing his best Fishburne and McAvoy his best Keanu while shots are being fired in bullet time was enough to win me over. So yeah, I've got high hopes that this is going to be a good time at the theaters, though I understand why others would overlook it.
July 4th (Week #10)HancockRead About It:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0448157/Watch The Trailer:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=rZQQgvhn4jgWhat The Heck Is It?
Will Smith plays a homeless semi-superhero who causes more trouble than he solves.
Why Will It Be Big?
It shouldn't be. Superhero parodies have already been attempted, and both
My Super Ex-Girlfriend and last month's
Superhero Movie bombed hard. But it will be. Because two words are attached: Will Smith. A couple years back people started to talk about him being the most bankable movie star of our generation- now he's cemented that title, and no one else is even close. We're talking about a guy who has turned a completely needless and not-very-good sequel into a legitimate
$190 blockbuster (
Men In Black II), an equally unnecessary and also not so hot sequel into a
$137 success (
Bad Boys II), who has twice turned flawed SF action set pieces into winners (
$144 for
I, Robot and an astounding
$256 for
I Am Legend last Christmas), who catapulted what would have been a generic $70 romantic comedy into a stunning
$179 blockbuster (
Hitch), and who most impressively of all pushed what should have been a well-review but little seen $15 indy sobber out to an absolutely mind-blowing
$164 (
The Pursuit of Happyness). PLUS, he's back on his home ground, the fourth of July holiday which he has owned like no one else in history (
Independence Day in '96,
Men In Black in '97,
MiB2 in '02,
Robot in '04).
Long story short, don't be surprised when this takes in a huge payday come July.
Why Should I See It?
The trailer looks pretty funny, and I have to admit, those special effects are better than I would have expected. It's a weird role, but it anyone call pull it off, its Smith... I don't know, I'm not entirely sold on the project yet, but it certainly looks like fun.
July 11th (Week #11)Hellboy II: The Golden ArmyRead About It:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411477/Watch The Trailer:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=G_O0xYCy1cgWhat The Heck Is It?
One of the most stunning sequels of all time; not because of its visual effects or subject matter, but rather because it
exists at all (about 12 people saw
Hellboy in '04). Anyways, HB is the half-son of the devil, but he fights alongside humans against the forces of evil, and faces his biggest challenge here.
Why Will It Be Big?
You wouldn't think it could be...
HB1 was one of the weakest of the post-
Spidey glut of superhero films, managing only
$60 million and doing even worse outside of the US (it didn't quite manage
$100 worldwide). But after director Guillermo del Toro stunned audiences everywhere with his violent, brilliant fantasy
Pan's Labyrinth in '06, he got the go ahead for
HBII, complete with an gigantic increase in budget this time around. I still can't see
Army becoming a breakout hit, but it should at least have no trouble outdoing the disappointing showing of the original film.
Why Should I See It?
Hellboy was probably the weirdest post-
Spidey superhero movie I've seen. It's very funny in parts, has good action in other parts, but is filled with so many strange creatures and characters and such a wacky plot that I never figured out whether I loved the movie or hated it.
Pan was so incredible that I'm going to continue supporting del Toro for the foreseeable future, but whether that means seeing this movie opening weekend, I haven't decided yet.
July 18th (Week #12)The Dark KnightRead About It:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0468569/Watch The Trailer:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=WaIR9dAZRR0What The Heck Is It?
The franchise reboot that kicked off in
Batman Begins continues in
Knight. This time the action centers around the most iconic villain in comic history, The Joker, as portrayed by Heath Ledger.
Why Will It Be Big?
Begins started off with a negative vibe after posting a poor opening weekend in '05. It quickly erased that bad first impression, though, by going on the most impressive run of the Summer from then on, wrapping up the season with a highly respectable
$205. Unlike most superhero flicks, though,
BB has continued to have great staying power even after leaving theaters. The DVD sales have been very good and the film has continued to climb the rankings at IMDB, where it currently sits as the 103rd highest-rated film ever. That's why
Knight returns with an increased budget, big stars, and an appealingly dark tone that has been made even more ominous due to Heath Ledger's passing.
Why Should I See It?
Before Ledger's death, I thought this was the best trailer of the Summer. Afterwards, and knowing that this is the role that killed him, his sick laugh at the end of reel absolutely sends chills up my spine. It's been many years since I've anticipated a movie this highly, and I think there are many thousands more who are thinking the same way.
July 25th (Week #13)The X-Files: I Want To BelieveRead About It:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443701/Watch The Trailer:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=AKFvQ8yt-7E (hand-cammed clip of actual scenes- no official trailer has been release yet)
What The Heck Is It?
The entire production has been very tight lipped, so almost nothing is known about the plot. Rumor has it this sequel to the 1998 film plays more like a 90 minute episode of the TV series, rather than trying to wrap up the series and tie up all the loose ends.
Why Will It Be Big?
Whoa, how has it been 10 years already? Anyways, the original movie was actually a pretty big hit, pulling down
$84 in the US and doing even better elsewhere to finish with
$189 worldwide.
X-Files has always had a fanatical cult following, but will the long wait have fueled fan's excitement, or have people just forgotten about the series by now? This is one of the bigger wildcards of the Summer, it's hard to say how moviegoers are going to react to this one.
Why Should I See It?
http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/Nostalgic90s/X-Files.mp3Also This Week...Step Brothers
Read About It:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0838283/Watch The Trailer:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=yRLFUc00lc0What The Heck Is It?
Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly reunite to portray two 40-something men who become sibling rivals after their divorced parents marry each other. Hilarious hijinks ensue.
Why Will It Be Big?
Will Ferrell is a weird fish... he was the Next Big Thing after
Elf (
$173) and
Anchorman (
$85) hit it big, but looked like box office poison after
Bewitched and
The Producers flopped, then appeared to be back on his game after hitting it big with
Talladega Nights (
$148) and
Blades of Glory (
$119), but NOW he's back to bomb status after almost no one showed up to see him as Jackie Moon in
Semi-Pro (
$33). Was that just a minor hiccup, or are audiences finally starting to tire of Ferrell's antics?
Why Should I See It?
Reilly's a great talent, you know what you're getting with Ferrell, and it should be pretty easy to decide if this is a movie for you after watching the trailer. Personally, I like both guys, so maybe it will be easier to enjoy their chemistry now that there won't be all that NASCAR going on in the middle of things.
August 1st (Week #14)The Mummy III: Tomb of the Dragon EmperorRead About It:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0859163/Watch The Trailer: not available yet
What The Heck Is It?
Seven years after
The Mummy Returns, Brendan Frasier once against picks up the, uh... torch or something, to do battle with... I don't know, more skeletons?
Why Will It Be Big?
The Mummy was actually a heck of a lot of fun back in 1999, and pulled down a hefty
$155 (
$416 worldwide) as a result.
The Mummy II maybe wasn't quite so great, but it was still decent, and cashed in
$202/
$433 when all was said and done. In between we also had semi-sequel
The Scorpion King, intended as the movie that was going to make The Rock a household name and the next great action star, and that did
$91. Pretty decent, right?

Why Should I See It?
Well, it's coming about five years too late, but maybe
M3 will still contain some of the same old-fashioned adventure thrills of the first two films, so if you like them there might be some reason to hold out hope.
August 8th (Week #15)Pineapple ExpressRead About It:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0910936/Watch The Trailer:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ07JO-SaBcWhat The Heck Is It?
The Apatow Gang is back, with their most ambitious project yet! Many of the people you loved from
The 40 Year Old Virgin,
Knocked Up,
Superbad, and
Forgetting Sarah Marshall are back, but instead of a modern-day love story, this time around the action follows a couple of potheads who are trying to avoid being gunned down after witnessing a murder.
Why Will It Be Big?
There's a reason Judd Apatow is the Golden Boy of Hollywood, and that reason is
$109,
$149,
$121. Those are the US grosses for
Virgin/
Knocked/
Super, which is impressive enough, and then you realize that all three were made on tiny budgets without A-list starpower or huge marketing campaigns, and then you're so astounded that your
face falls clear off your
head.
Express is a whole new ballgame for the crew; hopefully they learned something from Simon Pegg's very funny
Hot Fuzz last year, as another action/parody/comedy of that quality would be just wonderful.
Why Should I See It?
You didn't enjoy
Undeclared,
Anchorman,
Virgin,
Knocked Up,
Superbad,
Walk Hard,
Sarah Marshall, OR
Freaks and Geeks? I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to get off my internet.
Yes Plum, that means you.
August 15th (Week #16)Tropic ThunderRead About It:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0942385/Watch The Trailer:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=4pxOzSpUXtgWhat The Heck Is It?
Ben Stiller, Jack Black, and a black Robert Downey Jr. are the lead actors in the next "Saving Private Ryan", but the situation changes when they're thrown into actual warfare. They just don't realize it right away.
Why Will It Be Big?
People are constantly saying how sick they are of Stiller, how he should be in less movies, but the guy's a consistent draw. He helped make
Meet the Fockers the most shocking comedy blockbuster of the decade (
$280, what?!), and wowed us again just the Christmas before last when he somehow pushed
Night at the Museum to
$251. My only concern here is, why did it take years and years for another good action/parody/comedy to come down the line in
Hot Fuzz, then we're fortunate to have two of them in one year here in 2008, yet somehow they get scheduled into the two weeks
right next to each other? I realize August is the time for summer comedies, but come on, give Apatow a little respect and back this thing up to create a little distance from
Express, would you? Unfortunately I see this cutting into the business for both films.
Why Should I See It?
I didn't know what to think, but after watching the trailer I'm of the opinion that this could be another big hit for Stiller and crew. Downey looks to steal the show, and rumor has it there's going to be all kinds of big cameos across the board for this one; looks like I'll have to make time to catch both
Pineapple and
Thunder on opening weekend.
August 22nd (Week #17)Bankok DangerousRead About It:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0814022/Watch The Trailer:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=CUoG9bLFkg8What The Heck Is It?
Nick Cage stars as the world's deadliest hitman, or something, and blah blah blah, unnecessary remake of asian thriller, etc etc, big sigh.
Why Will It Be Big?
It won't.
Why Should I See It?
