I would be a lot better off if I didn't suck really, really bad at fantasy baseball.
On top of that, I'm sick of my team being the potty trainer for MLB players. Last year, Jonathan Sanchez, Ubaldo, and Jorge DLR all took huge craps on my squad. This year, they are uber legitimate. It was the same story last year after Ryan Franklin and Derek Jeter did me dirty in '08, but went on to have good, even outstanding 2009s. If Alfonso Soriano comes anywhere close to a productive year this year, I will gouge out my eyeballs with my keyboard. I'll find a way.
In summary, next year you should all target Adam Jones and Nick Markakis in the draft.