Author Topic: A Message From The General (Read 903 times)

Ourumov Society · « **on:** February 13, 2013, 05:26:43 pm »

Rules of the Ourumov Society

1.   You must never blow the gas tanks
2.   The hammer and sickle symbol is required on your uniform.
3.   Hold your fire.
4.   Those who are loyal to Defense Minister Dmitri Mishkin will be executed.
5.   You can’t win.
6.   Thou shall not run ahead of Ourumov on Silo.
7.   Speak only when spoken to.
8.   Those identified as Lienz Cossacks must be handed over to headquarters.
9.   You have ten seconds to surrender.
10.   General Ourumov did NOT steal the Goldeneye.

RWG · « **Reply #1 on:** February 13, 2013, 05:29:32 pm »

oh fuck me senseless

OHMSS · « **Reply #2 on:** February 13, 2013, 05:39:13 pm »

I know people from Lienz. Nice people, beautiful alpine landscape but horrible dialect. I will not hand them over to the headquarters, because I don't fear you Ourumov. Yesterday during carneval, I ripped off a medal from a soviet officer because he was weak and unworthy. Real talk.

flicker · « **Reply #3 on:** February 13, 2013, 05:41:18 pm »

Oh no I hope you dont throw your briefcase at me

Ourumov Society · « **Reply #4 on:** February 13, 2013, 05:48:26 pm »

Your war crimes will not go unpunished. "Petya" and "Mischa" will be fired upon your place of residence. You have been warned.

OHMSS · « **Reply #5 on:** February 13, 2013, 06:03:01 pm »

Pssst!

flukey lukey · « **Reply #6 on:** February 13, 2013, 06:05:23 pm »

How do I join your society Ourumov?

Ourumov Society · « **Reply #7 on:** February 13, 2013, 06:08:57 pm »

You just broke rule number 7. A 2nd offense will result in imprisonment.

You have to pass the Arkhangelsk challenge at our facility. Then you will wear the hammer and sickle with pride. You must not be associated with Siberian Separatists.

RWG · « **Reply #8 on:** February 13, 2013, 06:19:48 pm »

OK now this is a good gimmick.

50 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 13, 2013, 06:23:29 pm »

LOOOOOOOOOOOL +9999999

HE IS BACK!

RWG · « **Reply #10 on:** February 13, 2013, 06:26:40 pm »

Just need TrevHasRCP90 and Nolan Baucom on the scene again.

50 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 13, 2013, 06:27:48 pm »

Quote from: True Religion on February 13, 2013, 06:26:40 pm

Just need TrevHasRCP90 and Nolan Baucom on the scene again.

THIS

RWG · « **Reply #12 on:** February 13, 2013, 06:30:52 pm »

Hey Ouromov, what are your thoughts on the TRUTH CONTEST?

50 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 13, 2013, 06:34:44 pm »

Quote from: True Religion on February 13, 2013, 06:30:52 pm

Hey Ouromov, what are your thoughts on the TRUTH CONTEST?

tho you broke rule 7, Goose

Ourumov Society · « **Reply #14 on:** February 13, 2013, 06:41:26 pm »

Speak only when spoken to, Goose.

I refuse to acknowledge their foolish guidelines. The Ourumov Society is the past, present and future. Nothing else matters.

RWG · « **Reply #15 on:** February 13, 2013, 06:51:52 pm »

No Ouromov

You learn to only speak to ME when I speak to YOU first.

I'm the priority here.

Get on my level.

Aztec Exemplar · « **Reply #16 on:** February 13, 2013, 06:54:19 pm »

Ouromov, why must you be so weak? I've killed you over 1 million times on Train and you've dropped your briefcase on Silo for me 1 million times.

Ourumov Society · « **Reply #17 on:** February 13, 2013, 06:56:53 pm »

Goose, you are under arrest.

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Ouromov, why must you be so weak? I've killed you over 1 million times on Train and you've dropped your briefcase on Silo for me 1 million times

That man was an impersonator. You are not worthy of my presence.

RWG · « **Reply #18 on:** February 13, 2013, 06:58:45 pm »

No YOU are under arrest under the authority of God.

50 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 13, 2013, 06:59:04 pm »

Ourumov Society · « **Reply #20 on:** February 13, 2013, 07:00:22 pm »

I WILL NOT TOLERATE INSUBORDINATION!

You will now retire to a cold prison cell.

Aztec Exemplar · « **Reply #21 on:** February 13, 2013, 07:02:57 pm »

Ouromov, I've blown up the tanks over a million times. I will never wear any of your dumb uniforms. I will never hold my fire. I was always loyal to Defense Minister Mishkin, he is a man not to be fucked with. I win all the time. I always run past you while picking up the briefcase you dropped like a pussy. I will speak whenever I want... bitch. I will not hand over any Lienz Cossacks. I shall never surrender. You did steal the Goldeneye.

Come at me.

Ourumov Society · « **Reply #22 on:** February 13, 2013, 07:17:25 pm »

*Arrests Sorcerer*

Sniper Patrol Troll · « **Reply #23 on:** February 13, 2013, 07:19:16 pm »

I dare you to come within 1000 meters of my sniper rifle.

Your Society will collapse just like the Soviet Union.

Aztec Exemplar · « **Reply #24 on:** February 13, 2013, 07:20:48 pm »

I am now located in Ouromov's prison. Awfully dirty in here.

Ourumov Society · « **Reply #25 on:** February 13, 2013, 07:41:24 pm »

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have you ever fucked Xenia in the back train cart?

That would be in violation of rule number 3.

Softman25 · « **Reply #26 on:** February 13, 2013, 07:54:42 pm »

- Calls himself General

- Picture of when he's a Colonel?

Problem with getting old or something? Didn't like the plastic surgery?

flukey lukey · « **Reply #27 on:** February 13, 2013, 08:11:08 pm »

Let's settle this. What Rank are you Ourumov?

Ourumov Society · « **Reply #28 on:** February 13, 2013, 08:12:57 pm »

I am General Arkady Grigorovich Ourumov, head of space division.

flukey lukey · « **Reply #29 on:** February 13, 2013, 08:22:13 pm »

What do you do for a living?

Soft-Hedwig · « **Reply #30 on:** February 13, 2013, 08:33:50 pm »

What do you think of The Present

?

RWG · « **Reply #31 on:** February 14, 2013, 07:12:32 am »

Aztec Exemplar · « **Reply #32 on:** February 14, 2013, 07:54:04 am »

Should have blown up the tanks as well.

jbrcolombia · « **Reply #33 on:** February 14, 2013, 09:53:19 am »

General Arkady, are you real General?

I respect your authority. Growing up in Colombia, I have been taught from a young age to respect the authorities.

Sniper Patrol Troll · « **Reply #34 on:** February 14, 2013, 11:14:14 am »

I remember storming the favelas back in '86. Crazy shit going down there.

*lights up cigarette*

jbrcolombia · « **Reply #35 on:** February 14, 2013, 09:29:28 pm »

You operate in the 1986 storming of the Medellín cartel operations in the El Poblado favelas? Wow, that is crazy legend around here. Very few still discuss this event.

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