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Voting closed: April 11, 2018, 06:19:13 PM

Author Topic: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.  (Read 1383 times)

Ignominious Sin

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Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« on: April 06, 2018, 06:19:13 PM »
I am accused of shoplifting 2 bottles of whiskey from a liqour store. I am going to court on Monday. With one of the best defense attorneys in NJ. If I lose the trial I get 90 days in jail. If I win I walk free.  They have no video evidence no witness and just the police report. For which I was read my rights 30 mins later at the police station.
« Last Edit: April 07, 2018, 11:46:21 AM by Ignominious Sin »
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2018, 06:43:39 PM »
>one of the BEST attorneys in NJ
>for a SHOPLIFTING case

it's true, I was there, I was the lawyer.
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2018, 06:44:51 PM »
BETTER CALL SAUL !
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2018, 07:44:28 PM »
Plead guilty to first-degree murder. Just to mix things up.

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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2018, 01:40:41 AM »
liqour*
rights*

Also, it can be 30 minutes later and still be reasonable, depends on the situation but they got you there with that one probs.

Stop stealing liwour  :nesquik:
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2018, 01:52:13 AM »
You deserve jail time tbh.  Bring back prohibition.
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2018, 02:53:46 AM »
THIS IS NOT MY AMERICA

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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2018, 09:25:48 AM »
DONT DROP THE SOAP

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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2018, 09:30:09 AM »
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2018, 11:48:24 AM »
Adjourned to May 1
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2018, 11:55:13 AM »
Adjourned on a Saturday, two days before the trial ... yeah right

I hope that does not mess up the schedule of your top attorney.

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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2018, 12:06:04 PM »
Adjourned on a Saturday, two days before the trial ... yeah right

I hope that does not mess up the schedule of your top attorney.
Adjourned yesterday. And Tuesday was some kind of meeting with the prosecutor.
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2018, 12:11:03 PM »
I read the last word in the title as 'shitposting' and was concerned I'd have to change my ways, phew.



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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2018, 08:59:42 PM »
Once at one of those restaurants / gas stations in the middle of the road (google: Rodoserv), I ellaborated a 475 IQ plan to shoplift chewing gum packs through my hoodie's sleeves. It worked, I'm already superior than StayGold.
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2018, 09:02:01 PM »
Yeah they don't have to read you your rights right as you're being put in a police car, movies really hammer that misconception home

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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2018, 03:10:31 AM »
Once at one of those restaurants / gas stations in the middle of the road (google: Rodoserv), I ellaborated a 475 IQ plan to shoplift chewing gum packs through my hoodie's sleeves. It worked, I'm already superior than StayGold.
This isn't a dick measuring contest. Being PROUD of committing a crime shows how much of a retard you are.



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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2018, 11:16:35 AM »
Yeah they don't have to read you your rights right as you're being put in a police car, movies really hammer that misconception home
Yes but anything said prior to being Mirandized can be surpressed and is inadmissible.
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2018, 11:23:13 AM »
Yeah they don't have to read you your rights right as you're being put in a police car, movies really hammer that misconception home
Yes but anything said prior to being Mirandized can be surpressed and is inadmissible.

of course, but why anybody would do anything but shut up when they get arrested is beyond me

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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2018, 11:26:22 AM »
Yeah they don't have to read you your rights right as you're being put in a police car, movies really hammer that misconception home
Yes but anything said prior to being Mirandized can be surpressed and is inadmissible.

of course, but why anybody would do anything but shut up when they get arrested is beyond me
.33 bac I went to the hospital right from the police station so idk what I said or didnt. It was a shit show and I'm going to go to a rehab soon 
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2018, 02:47:27 PM »


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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2018, 04:48:48 PM »
Not To worry. I called Gina. Outlook seems good.
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2018, 07:29:08 PM »
Oh come on Ace, either you're playing 7D level shitposting or you gotta know I'm not really bragging about stupid teenage outlaw shenanigans.
In case this was really a bait, wp.
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2018, 11:06:31 PM »
.33 BAC what the FUCK (actually I've prob been that drunk, just didn't shoplift lol)
« Last Edit: April 10, 2018, 11:12:08 PM by EliminatorJr »
No way, Mr. Lahey. I NEED a cheeseburger!

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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2018, 05:40:52 PM »
My lawyer called me today. They found a receipt and if they don't drop the charges were going to trial. And were going to win. Suck it Ace
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #24 on: April 13, 2018, 09:12:55 PM »
Did you actually steal the fucking bottles or no?

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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #25 on: April 13, 2018, 09:26:43 PM »
lol!
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2018, 11:24:50 PM »
Did you actually steal the fucking bottles or no?
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #27 on: April 14, 2018, 08:51:36 AM »
I plead the 5th.
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2018, 06:44:23 PM »
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #30 on: April 14, 2018, 11:35:02 PM »
Did you actually steal the fucking bottles or no?

I'm gonna go with yeah
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #31 on: April 15, 2018, 01:18:38 AM »
Did you actually steal the fucking bottles or no?

I'm gonna go with yeah

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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #32 on: April 15, 2018, 07:16:19 AM »
Suddenly there is a receipt

obviously would have shown the receipt during arrest if true

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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #33 on: April 15, 2018, 12:03:52 PM »
I'm also not exactly sure what that's all about. But that's what my lawyer said. Will keep posted.
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #34 on: May 01, 2018, 07:10:23 AM »
Okay, I believe this morning is the last chance for the prosecution to make a deal before a trial. Hoping for the best.
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2018, 01:26:07 PM »
Charges dropped due to officer misconduct. Got a public nuisance charge. $400 fine. Anddddd... I’m good. Thanks to all the assholes who doubted me^^^ appreciate ya.  :cool:
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #36 on: May 01, 2018, 02:33:05 PM »
Thanks to all the assholes who doubted me^^^ appreciate ya.  :cool:

Pretty sure you still look like a dickbag, found innocent or not - you don't accidentally get picked up for the same thing 3 times.

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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #37 on: May 01, 2018, 03:16:51 PM »
Idc what I look like lmao. I’m a free man. Going to go to rehab though.  :azn:
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #38 on: May 01, 2018, 07:20:00 PM »
Charges dropped due to officer misconduct. Got a public nuisance charge. $400 fine. Anddddd... I’m good. Thanks to all the assholes who doubted me^^^ appreciate ya.  :cool:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

**gets $400 fine** "I'm good guys!"

You could've used that $400 to better yourself and not be a degenerate.
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #39 on: May 01, 2018, 11:44:48 PM »
And it's still on your record for all future employers to see, good luck explaining that one.

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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #40 on: May 02, 2018, 03:37:08 AM »
Does that really go on his criminal record for employers to see? With just $400 fine I could imagine it's an administrative offense (like a parking ticket) or misdemeanor with a record only visible to the justice system and the police. No idea about how that's implemented in US law though.

Requesting details on the "officer misconduct".

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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #41 on: May 02, 2018, 03:51:29 AM »
good that you're trying to get cleaned up. just make sure you follow through and dont let it all be words 6 months later. best of luck
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #42 on: May 02, 2018, 06:55:49 AM »
And it's still on your record for all future employers to see, good luck explaining that one.

I can easily get it expunged, and I already have a good job.

good that you're trying to get cleaned up. just make sure you follow through and dont let it all be words 6 months later. best of luck

Thank you Luke, I appreciate it mate. I also appreciate that you looked passed the bullshit and could see I have a problem which is why i was stealing. For alc/drugs. Im going to stick with it and get healthy again. I leave in an hour
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Re: Facing my 3rd offense for shoplifting.
« Reply #43 on: May 02, 2018, 11:23:41 AM »
This thread eneded up being way better than I thought it would.
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