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The Big Three Plus One => GoldenEye 007 => Topic started by: RWG on April 25, 2006, 12:11:00 am

Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: RWG on April 25, 2006, 12:11:00 am
Here it is!  Time to finally solve what we all think is the gayest level.

Here's how it works.  Rank the FIVE (5) levels in order, 1-5, from gayest, to not as gay but still gay.  Basically, you are ranking the FIVE (5) gayest levels in the game, in that order.  

Apr 30th (this Sunday) the results will be totalled with a complex scoring system no one wants to know :b  , so be sure to get your five in before then.  The results will be posted sometime soon after that day.

Poll away!


Here are my five:

1.  Depot 00
2.  Statue A
3.  Control 00
4.  Caverns 00
5.  Bunker 1 00
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: deletedprofile.u on April 25, 2006, 12:16:00 am
1. Streets 00
2. Depot 00
3. Caverns 00
4. Aztec 00
5. Control 00
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: Matis on April 25, 2006, 12:19:00 am
1. S1 AG
2. Control 00
3. Aztec 00
4. Caverns AG
5. Caverns 00
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: Assassin22 on April 25, 2006, 12:52:00 am
1. Surface1(A)
2. Frigate(A)
3. Caverns(00)
4. Control(00)
5. Depot(00)
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: Jimbo on April 25, 2006, 01:35:00 am
1. Surface 2 A (most boring level in the game, and I struggled with 53)
2. Statue A (I can't do Trev shot worth crap)
3. Aztec A (have yet to figure out how to go faster than 1:38)
4. Frigate A (ugh, 197 hours of my life, GONE)
5. Train A (obvious reasons)
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: bcks on April 25, 2006, 01:42:00 am
wOOt, finaly a good topic. :)

1: Dam SA (what did those alarms ever do to you)
This level was so gay, you had to highlight it. :p
2: Surface 1 agent (i almost fell asleep typeing this line)

3: Aztec 00 (i would have had sub 155 if not for dieing or missing the damn insert and getting raped like 50 million times on this pos.) Drones are too @#%$ accurate imo.

4: Statue agent (why does trev keep dieing, when im such a poor shot.:rolleyes  aka he is such a @#%$ on agent)

5: Train agent (my poorest level, i think i go fast, but the time says otherwise)


Honerable mention goes to surface 2 agent for almost being homo enough to take out train.
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: flukey lukey on April 25, 2006, 02:13:00 am
just because you suck at train agent doesnt mean its gay |I
ok heres my pick!
1. Runway 00A - Im too scared to even attempt this strat
2. Surface 00A - PAL 1.1 = ruined controler and thumb >:
3. Facility Agent - i have NO CLUE how to play this level
4. Frigate Agent - ditto Jimbo
5. Bunker 2 A - this level sucks so much, i can never get the keycard... and its boring too

i could include Aztec and Caverns 00A, but i enjoy dying :D
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: wishiwasfamous on April 25, 2006, 02:37:00 am
1:depot A
2:depot A
3: depot A
4:din mor
5:depot A
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: PerfectTaste on April 25, 2006, 04:03:00 am
1. Egypt 00A
2. Aztec 00A
3. Control A
4. Cradle 00A
5. Statue A
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: Wyst3r on April 25, 2006, 04:56:00 am
Geez, Why do you poeple keep thinking that BORING levels are GAY levels???

anyways:
1: Control 00A
2: Silo 00A
3: Depot 00A
4: Aztec 00A
5: Caverns 00A/Train 00A/Control SA/Control A
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: bcks on April 25, 2006, 05:24:00 am
Cause boreing=gay.

If your haveing fun, and getting your ass kicked, who cares at least you had fun. But if its boreing, its just gay, and it makes you want to beat your head into a wall for playing such a pos level.
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: Soft-Hedwig on April 25, 2006, 06:57:00 am
1. Depot A




Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: eNinentor on April 25, 2006, 07:06:00 am
1 - Control 00A *dies even in the elevator and gets humiliated*
2 - Aztec 00A *raped by huge AR33 bullets*
3 - Train 00A *blown up due to Natalya with horrible pc-skills*(without xenia)
4 - Depot 00A *dead by a failed speed attempt*
5 - Jungle 00A *become turned into metal-bond*
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: matt8k on April 25, 2006, 07:37:00 am
1. Frigate A
2. Silo 00A
3. Jungle 00A
4. Control 00A
5. Aztec 00A

I take 'gay' to mean just plain F#$%n frustrating, whether it's boring or not!
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: ShadowZero64 on April 25, 2006, 09:08:00 am
1. Din far
2. Din bror
3. Din farfar
4. Din morbror
5. Din morfar
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: Wouter Jansen on April 25, 2006, 09:20:00 am
definitely Surfaces and Bunkers, since they share names.
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: Jack-sn on April 25, 2006, 09:39:00 am
1- Frigate A
2- Caverns 00
3- Depot 00
4- Bunker 1 00
5- Train A
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: Illu on April 25, 2006, 01:45:00 pm
I don't think Frigate agent is that bad at all if just going for 25-27 compared to SA and 00A since agent is so short that it's easy to get decent runs together fast so you have a decent shot at them escaping on a decent run compared to SA and 00A.
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: Infected Mind on April 25, 2006, 02:18:00 pm
1. Depot 00



Everything else is fun in comparison so nothing else is allowed to be on this list
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: flukey lukey on April 25, 2006, 02:24:00 pm
Depot 00A is the least gay level in the entire game.
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: Troublesome Moral Code on April 25, 2006, 02:33:00 pm
Obviously there's some kind of fight that's going to break out here, I wonder if I can profit from this.
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: TreAKAHotdog on April 25, 2006, 08:48:00 pm
I didn't look at anyone's yet to avoid swaying.

1. Egypt 00
2. Bunker 2 00
3. Caverns 00
4. Train SA
5. Aztec 00

Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: Laercio-Rodolfo on April 25, 2006, 11:40:00 pm
1- Train A
2- Bunker 1 SA
3- Egyptian 00A
4- Aztec 00A
5- Bunker 2 SA


Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: Troublesome Moral Code on April 26, 2006, 01:35:00 am
1. Aztec A
2. Egypt 00A
3. Statue A
4. Control SA
5. Frigate 00A
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: Boss on April 26, 2006, 02:01:00 am
I won't be participating in this topic as it is rather silly.  I'd like to mention Bunker 1 A should be up there since lots of people would have 17 if it didn't have such high gayness to it.  Also why is Control making the lists.  You guys just don't know how to play it. :b   Maybe Control 00A falls in the middle of the pack, but A/SA would be perhaps on my top 5 least gayest list.
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: flukey lukey on April 26, 2006, 02:22:00 am
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I won't be participating in this topic as it is rather silly.


:x
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: Troublesome Moral Code on April 26, 2006, 04:21:00 am
Well, I hesitated when I put Control on my list. I LOVE doing the first room on any difficulty because it's easy, it's just getting to Nat and guarding her is what's difficult sometimes, you know what I mean.
I also put a lot of thought into what should go third on my list, but I haven't been playing a lot of every single level to decide and ultimately I went with Statue A because of the skill involved with the Trev shot.
Regardless, I think my list is fine for my current skill level so I won't be making any changes. :p
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: Wouter Jansen on April 26, 2006, 05:56:00 am
I'd think if you take the gayness out of b1 agent (glass guards, which is also (over) half the boosts), then 18 would be a tough record and 17 probably impossible.
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: Wyst3r on April 26, 2006, 08:33:00 am
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Also why is Control making the lists. You guys just don't know how to play it. :b  Maybe Control 00A falls in the middle of the pack, but A/SA would be perhaps on my top 5 least gayest list.


When i spoke to you and Ilari about Control, it sounded to me like 99% of the level is luck. And my own experience tells me that too, Natalya speed into main room, Simple luck, Then her escape speed, also luck. And those are the factors that indicates if you should get 4:00 or 4:10.

And then add the surviving part on 00A. That + Luck factors = VERY gay level.

It's like saying, I know how to play Frigate, I can now get hostages to escape every run.
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: RWG on April 26, 2006, 03:50:00 pm
The glass guards on B1 are needed for 17, but they never cooperate in this way.  Like once every 150 hours?  So that's why its gay like that.


The problem with control, is there are only 2 or 3 people who understand how to play it.  Everyone else is so confused and its 100% luck for them.  Add on the fact many don't think its fun, but boring, plus the fact that repeating runs takes 4X longer than any other level, and it gets plain annoying.  I'm sure if people understood the level, it wouldn't be doing as well (gay?) as it is in the poll right now. :b
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: vitor on April 27, 2006, 12:07:00 am
I can't understand how you guys play like 150h+ on a level, really. I've played 4h on G5 SA and already felt myself retarded.
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: RK on April 27, 2006, 09:51:00 pm
1. Facility A/SA/00A (I hate all of the guard blockage, and how Trev is too stupid to run away from a mine!)
2. Runway SA ( I've put a lot of time into trying to get 0:23, not as much as The Duel PA 0:09 but w/e)
3. Bunker 1 A/SA/00A (So boring and so many things can go wrong)
4. Frigate A (So boring and so many things can go wrong) (same)
5. Surface 2 (I just dont like it :(  )
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: Infected Mind on April 27, 2006, 10:27:00 pm
again, none of those levels are gay, maybe boring but not gay at all.....
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: Wyst3r on April 28, 2006, 02:01:00 am
Facility SA/00A, B1 00A and possibly Frigate(It's nickname is frigay after all) can be listed as gay IMO. Facility has lots of luck-factors, B1 even more, Frigate only has one but with the lowest percent of completion.
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: Troublesome Moral Code on April 28, 2006, 04:07:00 am
The only luck Facility has are Trev and Doak imo... I've never actually had any trouble anywhere else. :p
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: Wouter Jansen on April 28, 2006, 05:16:00 am
actually, frigate is 1 combined out of 4.. it's really 4:

hostage taker 1 dies fast
2 dies fast
hostage 1 escapes asap
2 escapes asap

and for the latter 2, it probably takes more luck factors for that to happen as well, like where guards are etc.
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: RK on April 28, 2006, 03:40:00 pm
The Levels are IMO Alex!
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: RWG on April 30, 2006, 12:39:00 pm
ONLY 12ish HOURS LEFT.  GET THOSE VOTES IN!!!
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: Wouter Jansen on April 30, 2006, 02:01:00 pm
don't forget to count mine, I didn't see them in your excel

think up some pts for all 12 that are b1 and b2 and s1 and s2 :p
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: DYM on May 01, 2006, 07:39:00 am
1. Egypt 00
2. Egypt SA
3. Egypt A
4. Depot 00
5. Jungle 00
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: RWG on May 01, 2006, 05:01:00 pm
Quite the interesting and debatable picks from many eliters, but what level takes the gay cake in the end?  Well the results are here!

the-elites 10 Gayest Levels

10.  Train Agent
9.   Depot Agent
8.   Statue Agent
7.   Surface 1 Agent
6.   Control 00Agent
5.   Frigate Agent
4.   Aztec 00Agent
3.   Egyptian 00Agent
2.   Caverns 00Agent
1.   Depot 00Agent


the-elites 5 Gayest Stages

5.        Frigate
4.        Control
3.        Egypt
2.        Aztec
1.        Depot


The-elites Least Gay stage

Archives!

Only stage NO ONE voted for at all!


So thats all.  That settles it all for everyone now.  Glad I could run this, and we now can see what we all think are the gayest levels.

The excel spreadsheet I tracked all this on can be found here! (http://www.geocities.com/rwhiteflames/GayLevels.xls)

Enjoy! :)
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: Wouter Jansen on May 01, 2006, 11:11:00 pm
#2 matches #6 :rollin
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: RWG on May 01, 2006, 11:20:00 pm
lol, pretend no one saw that >_>
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: Wyst3r on May 02, 2006, 02:02:00 am
Seriously, Surface 1 and Depot A on a top 10 list of gayest levels? I mean, there are 58 other levels that are more gay than those!

And one of those 58 should DEFINATELY be Train 00A. Poeple thought it was pretty gay before new strat, gained a high spot on the gayness list. Now, You also have to do locks in insane speed while shaking like a leaf! Sub 2 min runs on Train is obviously a billion times more gay than doing some locks on surface.

And Egypt 00 getting a higher spot than Aztec 00A was quite a suprise too. Egypt can be gay yes, but with wr strat, Aztec 00 beats the gayness crap out of egypt.

Else i suppose it's a pretty good list.
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: flukey lukey on May 02, 2006, 10:33:00 am
:rollin  my input was basically pointless :p
Title: **Gayest Level Poll** RESULTS NOW!
Post by: RWG on May 02, 2006, 05:38:00 pm
yea, more people needed to have voted for an accurate list.  Oh well.  What can you do?  Nothing? Guess so...:rolleyes