Post by: deletedprofile.u on April 03, 2003, 08:45:00 pm
(NB. i believe him now, but he's still being stupid with regards to the subject):
KinkyNational808: hey, i beat your Statue 00A ;-)
Nemesis7891: Wow!
Nemesis7891: No way!
Nemesis7891: 2:23 I hope.
KinkyNational808: what d'you have - 2.26 right?
Nemesis7891: Yeah.
KinkyNational808: i got 2.25
KinkyNational808: i want better
KinkyNational808: and i got a GAY 2.27 SA
Nemesis7891: I'd hope so..
Nemesis7891: Yeah..
Nemesis7891: I want at least 2:23s.
KinkyNational808: at least?
Nemesis7891: Yes.
KinkyNational808: hmmn, well thats like saying "at least 2.28s" before....
KinkyNational808: and all you had was 2.30s
KinkyNational808: ?
Nemesis7891: Yes.
Nemesis7891: Exactly.
Nemesis7891: I sucked before.
KinkyNational808: you still do :-P
KinkyNational808: exaggerator ;-)
Nemesis7891: Yes.
Nemesis7891: Exactly Harv.
Nemesis7891: Plus, I'm lying about all my times.
Nemesis7891: So why care?
KinkyNational808: go play Runway A, you should be able to get at least 22 without boosts....maybe 21 with :-)
KinkyNational808: or caverns, at least 1.01, assuming you dont get stuck....
Nemesis7891: No.
KinkyNational808: hehe
Nemesis7891: Why do you even talk to me?
Nemesis7891: All my times are fake.
Nemesis7891: So are Dan's.
KinkyNational808: i dont even know any more......
KinkyNational808: i thought they were
KinkyNational808: then i changed my mind
KinkyNational808: but you still lack integrity, seriously
Nemesis7891: No.
KinkyNational808: but youre probably legit, imo
Nemesis7891: All my times are fake.
KinkyNational808: just dont exaggerate
Nemesis7891: My name isn't even Tyler.
Nemesis7891: I exagerate everything.
KinkyNational808: then take your times down!
Nemesis7891: I can't even get 0:30 Depot.
Nemesis7891: No.
KinkyNational808: :-P
KinkyNational808: anyway, whether youre joking or not......
KinkyNational808: there needs to be a tape deadline, to resolve this.
KinkyNational808: i say 31 April :-)
KinkyNational808: Expert
Nemesis7891: Why not ban me right now?
KinkyNational808: well wait til then.....
Nemesis7891: Why?
Nemesis7891: I just said my times are fake.
KinkyNational808: you are A) telling the truth
KinkyNational808: or B) trying to double bluff me
KinkyNational808: or C) lying abut them all......
KinkyNational808: hmmn
KinkyNational808: forget the jokes
KinkyNational808: you might be legit, you might not.....
Nemesis7891: I'm not.
KinkyNational808: so if you are, get the tape sent
KinkyNational808: either send your tape within a month, or take your times down now.
KinkyNational808: simple really
KinkyNational808: and obvious
KinkyNational808: :-P
Nemesis7891: Even if I am banned, I will be put back up the second a tape arrives.
KinkyNational808: true
KinkyNational808: are you sending a tape though?
KinkyNational808: if yes, do it
KinkyNational808: if no, take the page down
KinkyNational808: *sighs*
Nemesis7891: My page will stay up.
KinkyNational808: why?
KinkyNational808: what im saaying makes sense
KinkyNational808: youre just trying to run me round in a loop.....
Nemesis7891: Same.
KinkyNational808: is JBC there>
KinkyNational808: *?
Nemesis7891: No.
KinkyNational808: or anyone else?
Nemesis7891: He doesn't live here.
KinkyNational808: an audience for manhood to be gay to
Nemesis7891: I'm sorry..
KinkyNational808: :-\
KinkyNational808: good
Nemesis7891: I could save this convo for him if you wanted.
KinkyNational808: ill save it for others to see....
KinkyNational808: to see how incooperative you are ;-)
KinkyNational808: *show
Nemesis7891: Okay.
Nemesis7891: This one is for the people.
Nemesis7891: ALL.
Nemesis7891: OF.
Nemesis7891: MY.
Nemesis7891: TIMES.
Nemesis7891: ARE.
Nemesis7891: F
Nemesis7891: A
Nemesis7891: K
Nemesis7891: E
KinkyNational808: if thats sincerely true, why leave the page up? idiot.
KinkyNational808: if its not true, why not send the tape?
KinkyNational808: you have to do one or the other, or its just gay
Nemesis7891: I guess I'm too lazy to take it down.
Nemesis7891: BTW.
KinkyNational808: you did it before
Nemesis7891: Another thing.
Nemesis7891: Find one part of this convo where I said that I WASN'T SENDING THE TAPE.
KinkyNational808: theres not
KinkyNational808: but you said the times are fake
KinkyNational808: that meand you arent sending
Nemesis7891: No it doesn't.
KinkyNational808: because thered be no tape to send
Nemesis7891: My times are still fake though.
KinkyNational808: obviously.....
KinkyNational808: so you were going to send blank tapes?
Nemesis7891: Nope.
KinkyNational808: or expect to stay up with 29 depot ;-)
KinkyNational808: youre talking bollox
Nemesis7891: Yes.
KinkyNational808: are you sending a tape? yes or no?
Nemesis7891: No.
Nemesis7891: Never.
Nemesis7891: All my times are fake.
Nemesis7891: Why would I send a tape?
KinkyNational808: right, youve said it now then....
Nemesis7891: Yes I have.
KinkyNational808: so take the page down!
Nemesis7891: No.
KinkyNational808: gimp
Nemesis7891: Maybe I am lying about not sending a tape.
KinkyNational808: maybe youre gay....
Nemesis7891: Maybe.
Nemesis7891: Logic shows that you have a higher chance of it though.
Nemesis7891: Wait..
Nemesis7891: You just want to @#%$ me.
Nemesis7891: I see where this is going...
KinkyNational808: i got 30% on the spark test :-)
KinkyNational808: i bet you got more
Nemesis7891: I got 18% or something/.
Nemesis7891: But spark is for chicks.
Nemesis7891: So who cares.
KinkyNational808: why?
Nemesis7891: All of the questions are female oriented.
KinkyNational808: there is even usage
KinkyNational808: why is there a bastard test?
Nemesis7891: Do you know what a bastard is, Harv?
KinkyNational808: yes
Nemesis7891: Plus, there are fruity men.
KinkyNational808: but in theat context, it doesnt mean the dictionary definition
KinkyNational808: it means "a sleazebag of a man"..
KinkyNational808: so its a mans test
Nemesis7891: Okay then...
Nemesis7891: But really.
Nemesis7891: Using tests to determine your sexuality?
Nemesis7891: No wonder..
KinkyNational808: thats fair enough
KinkyNational808: its not a physical measure
KinkyNational808: its to see if you should have a sex change or not
Nemesis7891: Okay.
KinkyNational808: if a man is a "woman at heart" or vice versa
Nemesis7891: Okay.
Nemesis7891: BTW..
Nemesis7891: My times are fake.
KinkyNational808: oh for goodness sake.....
Nemesis7891: Yes...
KinkyNational808: if its true, delete your page. or youse will do it for you.
KinkyNational808: if youre times are real, send a tape, or youll eventually get banned anyway
Nemesis7891: They aren't real though.
KinkyNational808: simple.....
KinkyNational808: then follow the other choice....
KinkyNational808: delete, or youse will
KinkyNational808: !
Nemesis7891: I think I'll let use do it.
Nemesis7891: Youse*
KinkyNational808: if you continue to claim times unproved, and send no proof, youll get kicked off so fast...
KinkyNational808: everyone thinks youre a jackass :-P
Nemesis7891: Then let it be.
Nemesis7891: Alright.
Nemesis7891: I'll let nature take it's toll.
Nemesis7891: And get banned for no proof.
Nemesis7891: Since I'm never sending any.
Nemesis7891: Because all my times are fake.
KinkyNational808: thats a bit gay though
Nemesis7891: A lot of things are gay.
KinkyNational808: because youll be on there illegally for a while
KinkyNational808: .....
Nemesis7891: Yep.
Nemesis7891: Too bad.
KinkyNational808: what sort of queer would do that though? a normal person would just stop acting gay on AIM, and be honest throughout
KinkyNational808: and if they lied, they would remove the page, no arguing
KinkyNational808: youre acting like a 3 yr old
Nemesis7891: What does that change?
Nemesis7891: My times are still fake.
KinkyNational808: if thay are, you should do the normal thing and take the page down - or youre a dick
Nemesis7891: Do you think you can actually change my mind>
Nemesis7891: ?*
KinkyNational808: it will be in youses hands ultimately......yeah
Nemesis7891: Yes.
Nemesis7891: My mind is not changed.
KinkyNational808: look on the board
KinkyNational808: chumpus malumpus.....
Nemesis7891: Still not changed..
KinkyNational808: wait till everyone posts there ;-)
Nemesis7891: Yeah, it'll be devastating, right?
KinkyNational808: i dont know
KinkyNational808: but youll get some feedback on your chump attitude
Nemesis7891: Yay, something new.
Nemesis7891: Anything more to say, Ma'am?
KinkyNational808: well what more can i say, cumstained-handkerchief wielding 'thing'?
KinkyNational808: :-)
Nemesis7891: Okay?
KinkyNational808: yeah, me is good
KinkyNational808: sorry, my comment was retarded, lol
Nemesis7891: I agree.
KinkyNational808: then gain, dont call me a woman :-P
Nemesis7891: s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/board...ic=7275196 (http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=22453&topic=7275196)
KinkyNational808: and?
Nemesis7891: Meow.
KinkyNational808: you have a few posts there, but what am i sposed to be looking at?
Nemesis7891: Back to Spark.com!
Nemesis7891: BTW, all of my times are real.
((time passes))
KinkyNational808: ah, the joys of silence :-)
Nemesis7891: I forgot you existed.
KinkyNational808: "ooh, your powers of insulting are bewildering me, you shouldnt waste them on me when there are so many others to insult. Go, go, for the good of the city!!!".....
KinkyNational808: ;-)
Nemesis7891: Where is that quote from?
KinkyNational808: its an adaptation of the simpsons
KinkyNational808: look in my sig
KinkyNational808: they are all Comic Book Guy quotes :-)
Nemesis7891: That's horrible.
Nemesis7891: I hate you.
KinkyNational808: idiot
KinkyNational808: you should have notices that quote anyway, it is legendary :-P
Nemesis7891: Or not.
KinkyNational808: you watch the simpsons, yes?
Nemesis7891: Yes/
KinkyNational808: give me a good quote then :-)
KinkyNational808: ill put it in my sig, edicated to you ;-)
Nemesis7891: "My name is Harvey Manhood and I am gay."
KinkyNational808: oh yeah, i remember that.....
KinkyNational808: that was in the episode "Tyler Rapes Marge"
KinkyNational808: ;-)
Nemesis7891: Exactly.
Nemesis7891: Now put it in your sig.
KinkyNational808: nope :-D
KinkyNational808: i dunno if you noticed, the wheatrich topic ""that's it--take me off the rankings""......
KinkyNational808: i edited the title to be a simpsons quite ;-)
KinkyNational808: im sad
Nemesis7891: Okay.
Nemesis7891: Oh god, weety replied.
KinkyNational808: i saw....and i replied back
Nemesis7891: odur.let.rug.nl/~wjansen/ (http://odur.let.rug.nl/~wjansen/)
KinkyNational808: oh thats not him, surely?
KinkyNational808: i dont think it is......
Nemesis7891: Of course not.
Nemesis7891: Still funny.
KinkyNational808: this guy seems like a bit of a nerd
KinkyNational808: look at his CV :-)
Nemesis7891: =P
KinkyNational808: oh look, juicemonkey is back :-\
KinkyNational808: he's dissing Food....
Nemesis7891: Yay!
Nemesis7891: Where?
KinkyNational808: nowhere
Nemesis7891: Wtf?
KinkyNational808: belated April Fools ;-)
KinkyNational808: hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Nemesis7891: No?
Nemesis7891: Because of that I'm not going to send a tape.
KinkyNational808: ooh this is quality material.......ill add it to the post :-)
(he blabs on for a while longer.....)
Post by: Amoore347 on April 03, 2003, 09:01:00 pm
-Adam
Post by: renemesis on April 03, 2003, 09:03:00 pm
Post by: Peter-Osterland on April 03, 2003, 10:00:00 pm
Post by: renemesis on April 03, 2003, 10:25:00 pm
Post by: genisics on April 04, 2003, 03:27:00 am
Post by: Nightcom on April 04, 2003, 05:07:00 am
Either Tyler is doing this because when we've said "ok you ARE a liar or fake" and when he has sent a tape he'll say "Suck it, blablablabhablha for you who didn't trust me"... or whatever... gtg
Post by: renemesis on April 04, 2003, 05:13:00 am
One more thing, my times are fake.
Post by: deletedprofile.u on April 04, 2003, 10:31:00 am
Post by: Wouter Jansen on April 04, 2003, 03:25:00 pm
Post by: jungle-bell-cat on April 05, 2003, 06:21:00 pm
Post by: johnnyintheechocafe on October 23, 2005, 02:58:00 pm
Post by: Djie on October 23, 2005, 03:04:00 pm
Post by: reTylersis on October 23, 2005, 03:23:00 pm
Wouter says:
what's would you give this guy out of 10?
Wouter says:
www.geocities.com/harvm007/pix/straightharv01.jpg
Megan says:
why??
Wouter says:
cuz he's wants me to tell him
Wouter says:
don't be sympathetic?
Wouter says:
!
Megan says:
uh....ok
Wouter says:
so?
Megan says:
ughhh
Wouter says:
4?
Megan says:
2
Also, I can't believe my times are still up. They are FAKE, you idiots!
Post by: wishiwasfamous on October 23, 2005, 03:58:00 pm
Post by: johnnyintheechocafe on October 23, 2005, 04:02:00 pm
all in the hair.....i pwn all except maybe Shade, Greneby, Marsh. And goatse.
H
Post by: reTylersis on October 23, 2005, 05:30:00 pm
Quote
Quote:
So, let's remove them then!
I've been telling you fucks to do that for years. I'm still waiting for my times to be removed.
Post by: wishiwasfamous on October 23, 2005, 06:27:00 pm
Post by: ShadowZero64 on October 23, 2005, 07:46:00 pm
Post by: 007-Emile on November 01, 2005, 09:20:00 pm
.. in that time I never even thought about understanding this guy. But some tried and came with a post about him every month.
And now, after 2 years, people still are.
IMO it's kinda pathetic (harv)...
same story goes for the Dan B. Dam A 53.
This should have been settled when these guys were active and posting times, and not providing proof ( or did for some times, I dont know)..
.. anyway, coming to the subject over and over again has no use.
If it does have any use, if a moderator agrees and removes them.... then make a post.
Stop trying to think what these guys are doing, they're actually playing with you over and over again, and probably enjoying it. Perhaps you're giving them what they want. Tyler must at least have fun in that convo with Harvey. The fact that Harvey wanted to switch Tyler's thoughts is pretty n00bish. Like it would work....
so @#%$ off.... go get WR's and make the rankings beautiful bitches.
Post by: reTylersis on November 02, 2005, 03:21:00 am
Post by: johnnyintheechocafe on November 02, 2005, 07:14:00 am
Ive always suspected 53......because theres no way anyone would play for it untaped. Dan would have wanted to revel in his success and watch it again. None of the mods care though. So if its fake, i guess you did a good job of decieving the elite.....
H
Post by: 007-Emile on November 02, 2005, 11:11:00 am
The new opened forum did...
Know what?! It's actually a mistake made by the elite. I dont know what happened exactly back then... but the time went on the rankings without any proof... that's just crap.
In these modern times, a new WR doesnt go up unless it is provided with proof. WHICH IS A GOOD THING!!!
Back then, the same rule should have been there.. but seeing it wasn't, it's pretty predictable that people are gonna post WR's without providing proof. We're not all angels, that only goes for Germans, they never did anything horrible in the past and stuff...
Post by: reTylersis on November 02, 2005, 08:37:00 pm
Post by: johnnyintheechocafe on November 02, 2005, 08:39:00 pm
"my name's Tyler, and i love it when my posts contradict eachother because it confuses people".....
Post by: Not-so-Perfect-Dark on November 06, 2005, 11:40:00 pm
This is an exact duplicate of the @#%$ I pulled in TS2 ages ago
It's funny when nobody knows whether to believe you or not.
Post by: reTylersis on November 07, 2005, 02:44:00 am
Post by: Not-so-Perfect-Dark on November 08, 2005, 01:04:00 pm