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The Big Three Plus One => GoldenEye 007 => Topic started by: johnnyintheechocafe on September 19, 2005, 10:01:00 pm

Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: johnnyintheechocafe on September 19, 2005, 10:01:00 pm
I just wanted to congratulate the uber-talented player, Jonathan Machado, on achieving 4.51 Runway Agent.  That truly is a marvellous feat! :lol

*pats JM on the back* :p


either this guy is 2 years old, or 102 years old.  How can you have that time??? :lol
Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: RWG on September 19, 2005, 10:04:00 pm
LOL:rollin  

I showed my sister how to play and she got 0:40 seconds on runway agent.::lol  

4:51 should be worth negative points.:p  


He has 16:08 Surface 1 Agent.  I think the kid is joking or he could be worse than Robert Klee;)
Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: bcks on September 19, 2005, 10:59:00 pm
He is prolly blind.8o
Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: PerfectTaste on September 20, 2005, 03:03:00 am
Haha, we should start a blind riv.
Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: flukey lukey on September 20, 2005, 04:32:00 am
if i put the controller into a cardboard box and put my dog in with it, she would get a faster time than this retard. I think the first time i ever played runway i got a time of 2 mins, couldnt find the keycard...

:lol  Remember Ray Charles... Soon there will be a blind peoples world cs tour and game championships!
Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: PerfectTaste on September 20, 2005, 04:56:00 am
When i got my NTSC some guy in canada that i bought it from had a 19:30 on Archives A and a 2:58 Silo 00a! :eek  (Thats worth point!)
Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: flukey lukey on September 20, 2005, 05:42:00 am
thats better than my best :
Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: Wabs on September 20, 2005, 05:46:00 am
That topic is useless. :rolleyes    
Obviously Jonathan never tried to be fast and probably played the level only once. Saying you should get less than 4:51 even the first time you play runway A is just talking about something else because that's still thinking 'fast times way' when some players just play levels for fun and could stand 5 minutes at the beginning of the level shooting at coming guards, playing with the tank etc.
Moreover, it's not THAT easy to get the objectives the first time you play a level when everything is in english. People often don't even read them and just play the level to see what happens.
Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: Soft-Hedwig on September 20, 2005, 08:08:00 am
runway took me about 1min ish on my first run through. 4:51 is still inside the cheat time though :)

Arnie
Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: Wouter Jansen on September 20, 2005, 01:18:00 pm
don't blame Harvette for making this topic, he is just jealous of this "marvellous feat".
Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: RWG on September 20, 2005, 05:17:00 pm
Whats the point of joining the elite if you aren`t trying to go fast?  Did he just not join the elite, and someone found his times and posted them?

If so, how do we know he's not lying?:p
Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: Matis on September 20, 2005, 05:38:00 pm
i say @#%$ the little bastard
Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: Wabs on September 20, 2005, 06:09:00 pm
Indeed, he didn't join by himself. ;)
This guy is Vinze's friend and Vinze created a page for him, I'm not sure he even asked him. :D
Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: Assassin22 on September 21, 2005, 05:11:00 pm
Yeah that guy got a shitty time on Archives(A) but a 2:58 on Silo(00), I'd have to say he was playing for fun and got stuck on silo(00) so he used a pushbutton code such as bond invisible.
Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: johnnyintheechocafe on September 21, 2005, 06:03:00 pm
lmao @ wabs :rollin  

its natural human curiosity to go back to levels and ahve another tinker, after you lean them.  Even non-elite players have *some interest* in time trialing....like the guy i once new who thought 28 runway A was maxed, and didnt believe i has 26 :p  

Is that true about Vinze making the page?  lol.  is says this guys real name is Brendan on his page.  So youre covering it up carefully ;)  


the 5.00 cheat target is stupid, also.




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Haha, we should start a blind riv.


but you'd have to open your eyes to check if you'd finished the level or not.  And if you hadnt finished, you'd automatically nvalidate the time :D :b

Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: Wabs on September 21, 2005, 06:16:00 pm
It is true. Jonathan is Vinze's friend, Brendan is just his nickname.
There's also nothing special about making pages for someone else, I update like 50 ge/pd pages for french players. :)
Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: johnnyintheechocafe on September 21, 2005, 06:19:00 pm
*buys pet chimpanzee called Chucks*

*hands him controller*

*watches him get 67:22 Runway A*

*makes his l33t page*


:b :b :b :b :b :b :b :b :b
Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: Wouter Jansen on September 21, 2005, 06:30:00 pm
so your friends call you Chucks, eh?
Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: johnnyintheechocafe on September 21, 2005, 07:52:00 pm
i bought myself, in chimpanzee form? :rolleyes


do your friends call you Rowan Atkinson? *remembers picture on Wouters website onceupon a time* :p


Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: Wouter Jansen on September 22, 2005, 02:48:00 pm
lol you tried a comeback with my resemblance to Rowan Atkinson hoping to top mine? You only strengthened your own resemblance with a chimpanzee.
Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: johnnyintheechocafe on September 22, 2005, 05:32:00 pm
well we all have the same resemblence.....homosapiens and all....


and Mr Bean has the worst suit and least sex appeal ever, so i think it topped it.  If i'd said blackadder, maybe you'd be right :p  



Blackadder > Chimp > Baldrick > Mr Bean > Vowta
Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: Wouter Jansen on September 22, 2005, 06:32:00 pm
only for goatse inhabitants.
Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: Lark on September 23, 2005, 09:28:00 pm
Does Johnathon Machando even play GE anymore. He hasn't even beaten all the levels on secret!
Title: Jonathan Machado
Post by: johnnyintheechocafe on September 25, 2005, 12:40:00 pm
such a budding talent needs to take breaks after a little play, so as to avoid getting overexcited by their pimpin' times.  He'll complete the preliminary practice for one more SA level the next 6 month session he has free :p