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I am 22, and no I am not a virgin.
Firstly, last Wednesday night was my brothers 19th birthday party. 19 in Canada means you can buy alcohol, cigarettes, you can gamble, and you can get into bars and strip clubs. Coincidentally, my parents took our little sister to Mexico for the week, leaving my now legal brother and my crazy friends to go wild without responsibility and sense. Join I must in the mayhem thought I, so that Wednesday we decided to throw a little huge celebration. Why a wednesday you ask? It was his birthday, we both had the day off from work and wouldn't have to go into work until 3 on Thursday, and equally things are usually kept to friends and the people that matter on a Wednesday as opposed to a friday or saturday when the vultures swoop from miles away.
A few days before the party, the girl that my brother had recently boned *ahem* made-love-to for the first time gave my cell a ring. She asked me what, if anything, had I gotten him for his birthday. I was unsure of what he wanted because when I asked the only answer he gave me was, "A stripper". Apparently, he told this girl the same thing. Not only did he tell her the same thing, but she went ahead and made it happen. For $270 a stripper would drive to our house dressed as a cop, come in, tie him to the chair, and give him one hell of a dance.
Several drinks later and after much anticipation:
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I'm the overly enthusiastic oddly-aged sexy one on the right, my brother is on the left, and my friend with what appears to be a necessary funky hat and a retarded face is right behind her. I could swear she actually looked younger in person (not that it says much haha) and equally the same as I'm not in my 40's, honest. She did her thing for about half an hour or so, then amazed us all with the ability to take fivers off of our face with her money maker (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsmile.gif&hash=1adea417e08e9042f9ce1a5426616bf29f2ca20e)(https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsmile.gif&hash=1adea417e08e9042f9ce1a5426616bf29f2ca20e)(https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsmile.gif&hash=1adea417e08e9042f9ce1a5426616bf29f2ca20e)(https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsmile.gif&hash=1adea417e08e9042f9ce1a5426616bf29f2ca20e)(https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsmile.gif&hash=1adea417e08e9042f9ce1a5426616bf29f2ca20e) (Those who are familiar with GG understands he has a special soft spot for strippers)
Now, right about after the time the ripper left, that is when things got good. No, not in the sense that everyone got drunk and had a great time- everyone got FU.CKED up and had an AMAZING time- Canada style. The whiskey flowed, joints bigger than Goose's MASSIVE PENIS (don't be shy goosey, you should have just whipped that sucker out and made those girls work their magic (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fwink.gif&hash=4979046fbfc7ed25a03644bf608e503c4aa73f0f)), and sexy girls as far as the eye could see.
Slight digression... I lived in the city on my own a little over a year ago, and all I did was party. Party yes, but drank more than I should have. I drank when it wasn't cool, I drank to get drunk. In doing so, I fuc.ked up my entire gastrointestinal tract. I won't go into too much detail, but alcohol is a very very bad thing for your guts. Lots of alcohol=bad guts. Lots of alcohol= probiotics, excercise, fiber, careful diet, no alcohol, no caffeine, generally no fun. Only with time and management do things get back on track and you can function like a human again, and choose your parties wisely. Lesson learned: take not things for granted, for moderation is key.
For moderation is key, in so much as moderation itself. I save my nights of drinking for when it matters and on this night was no exception. I got absolutely hammered. Thankfully, right around the time the booze started to really kick in, that's when GG rekindled his old love for Satan's Brew and was on the ball. I was on the ball with everything. My brother's a pretty popular guy who knew many more hotter girls than I did at his age, and being his fit, mature and experienced older brother propelled me to the next level of Party Don, to eye candy for the 17-20 year old aching Canadian Beavers dripping wet with excitement.
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The sexier one to my immediate left, S as we shall call her, has been in my eyesight for a few years now. She's a good friend of the sister of my friend with the awesome hat and hungry gaze upon the rippers back. The one to her left, M, is somewhat notorious for taking what she wants when she wants it (mostly co.ck). A few minutes before the picture was taken, I was already working on S. Chatting her up, catching up bc it had been a year or so since we last saw eachother (soon to find out she had had eyes for as long as I have). This had made M rather jealous, as days before the party I had been dropping subtle hints about hooking up with her (strictly ground work for my coc.k if the opportunity arose).
Somewhere between that picture and flirting with the other girls at the party, it was obvious that both S & M had me in their panties err I mean minds. Next thing I know, I am upstairs in my bedroom with M, pants down, getting blown. I'm an honest guy, and I feel comfortable posting somewhat anonymously over the internet of recent triumphs. This time round, however, I had pure liquor dick. That poor girl wasn't doing anything wrong, but I wanted sexier S, and I wanted more whiskey. My dick was resting, knowing there was much bigger fish to fry to follow. Besides, S was looking for me.
I went downstairs, poured some more of that tasty 40%, and went working on S. Liquid courage to the max, I was running the show, I was nothing but pimp. The thing about S was that she had recently broken up with her first and only long term boyfriend, and the only guy she had slept with. I decided in good karma that fu.cking her wouldn't be my number one priority. Maybe a little head, I'd take a handy in the least. To be honest, I would have just been happy to kiss those lips- I mean, I've wanted nothing more since I first brushed my arm upon her soft lolita skin years beforehand. We went upstairs, began to kiss, when all of a sudden there was a knock at the door. It was M.
My instincts kicked into overdrive and I sat down on my bed with both girls. I teased them both, I listened to both, it was an enormously amusing and exemplifying study of the raw nature and subleties in the competition of two fine minxes in heat vying for the seed of alpha male. It was unfortunately obvious from the get go however that only one was going to succeed, while the other would have to accept the Darwinian truth in the conception of the genes of a lesser mate. Collectively S and I rid ourselves of M, and embraced. From what I vaguely recollect, it was magic. Magic in the sense I managed to not only get hard and perform, but also it was magic in the way we held eachother, how my elongated bulging phallus slid softly into her silky soaked slit and our eyes came to meet upon our ever-lasting shared orgasm. S was everything I had been hoping for, and much, much more.
When all was said and done, we kissed fairwell and promised to meet again when the time was right. The party continued. Out came the shots, out came the bong, out came the cherry shisha and hashish, and out came M with the look of Beezlebub himself, starving for revenge. Her eyes said it all (and looking back at the picture of myself with the two of them, maybe I was deceived all along- perhaps she had ALWAYS had that look upon her face... sweet jesus, how could I miss such obvious lust), and she wanted one thing. She'd pull me aside, try to kiss, and I would say no. No, I am a kind, gentle-hearted honest man who doesn't fall for such treachery. I will not taste the forbidden fruit, for I have had the sweetest fruit in the kingdom and I would continue to taste that fruit and only that fruit (let me tell you, I have sunk these lips into many of the varying fruits of the valley, but this fruit in particular, her nectar was unlike any other). For a little while there, I was in the clear.
Fast forward. Marijuana effects the short term memory. Alcohol effects your entire memory. Collectively, good luck pal-o. Next thing I know M is laying naked at the edge of my bed and I'm pounding away like a mad man. A mad man, I still have the bruises. S gave me heavenly delight, M gave me sinful submission.
Long story short, a double-kill. As soon as I was done with M, I immediately went and found an upset S and completely denied the entire thing. We were on good terms by the end of the night, but she definitely knew. Two things came from the other night:
A boastful, manly conquer that few will indulge and I can profess.
A slice of heaven that I may never experience again.
Disclaimer: In no part was this story fabricated. I have not the time nor reason to throw this shit together. I was debating sharing this story before even coming to the boards, and knew that it had to be done once I saw Goose's post. I wanted to both summarize and reply to that topic though by saying two things:
1. HAHA I fuc.ked two girls somewhere between 1-4am
2. Goose, and everyone, unleash the pimp within. Let go of the Fear, the unknown, the insecure. Virginity is something to hold dear, but NOT when instead you can be treating your manhood to what truly is the time of its life. You have one dick and one life, and you won't marry the first girl you bone. So, my friends, indulge, relax, and let the good times roll.
Edit: links should work
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Now THAT was a good fucking story. Nicely done, that whole last paragraph was very inspiring, for I hung out with a girl I have had my eye on today.
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(https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fpimp.gif&hash=c1cb7402a9c48c855e0ae214b65a01e3a1566cf0) complete ownage
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Nice! They're hot too (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsmile.gif&hash=1adea417e08e9042f9ce1a5426616bf29f2ca20e)
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hahaha nice going. I'm not quite the "pimp" as I don't fully understanding the concept of banging two girls the same night, unless founding myself in a wierd threesome. Guess Goose got pwned bigtime here. Sounds like an amazing night for you, are you going to meet S again?
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Fuck yeah! We need more posts like this.
"Magic in the sense I managed to not only get hard and perform, but also it was magic in the way we held eachother, how my elongated bulging phallus slid softly into her silky soaked slit and our eyes came to meet upon our ever-lasting shared orgasm." (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fpimp.gif&hash=c1cb7402a9c48c855e0ae214b65a01e3a1566cf0)
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after reading this im somewhat perplexed about the whole stripper business you previously posted. almost like two different people!
great story though (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Ftongue.gif&hash=7cfc888ebd66cf455a55fd5e124ee8267da91148)
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fucking ace job
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But if you wait til marraige, won't you be marrying the first girl you bone?
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lmao, what a story.
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Nice dude... two chicks in one day is like a badge. You get a badge for that. You made it sound like you had genuine interests in S. True? If yes, compromised? Given you being S's second and then plowing her friend an hour later it's hard to believe she'd recover from that emotionally. I'm guessing they destroyed their friendship that night. I'd say you were a bit careless, but really, for a night like this you let the other people involved sort out the ethics.
That stripper is NASTY btw.
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oh but see, I might not marry the first girl I bang, but she'll be worth marrying. That's all I really want.
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What Derek said, that stripper looks like her "Best before date" has passed many years ago.
Apart from that, hilarious story.
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oh but see, I might not marry the first girl I bang, but she'll be worth marrying. That's all I really want.
Having standards isn't a bad idea, but people can tell when you're using standards to disguise no game. While I wouldn't say all men eventually succumb to being scoundrels, I will say that as virgins, the sentimental ones among us are probably a bit idealistic about things. Alcohol is what really changes everything... drunk and horny is like "wow, i've been analyzing my way out of ass for years, wtf, how is this not always worth pursuing". Then you have the "aw shit" next day if you went for a sub-par chick, but the great thing about being men is that we don't have to regret it. You just head back the pad and report "I got laid last night" (or whatever) and usually that's all that really gets said. You gain 1 status point and no one knows (or cares) to analyze it further. Hell, I remember being impressed when a friend reported getting ass on an impromptu trip to Tallahassee.. a day later this chick had sent a message to the myspace band page he and I shared... I logged in and saw this message by accident, "Hey so.. I need to be serious. I don't remember much of anything from Saturday night and I need to know if we did anything...(etc etc)" Naturally my reaction was OMG MY FRIEND IS A DATE RAPIST (believable, too). Conclusion: Whether preaching standards or mad game, we are all exaggerators, liars and/or rapists, so basically disregard all of it.
^ too long; don't read
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haha nah that was interesting clark
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damn at S. Unlucky you did anything with M just because of how much S you could've potentially gotten in the future. definitely -EV.
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Oh man what a great story, that was so well put together too. Great job. Guys like me have to get the sand out of our vagina and just get drunk a few times. I won't drink because I'm a pussy and I'm always calorie-aware!
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I really don't think he's hurt his chances with the girls at all. If anything, he's enhanced the competition between the two of them. Whenever they can see that a guy is desired by other girls, it just makes them more interested. I don't expect these girls will get too bent out of shape or butthurt, unless gg is rough with them in the bedroom.
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Yeah, I think you're right.
"I won't drink because I'm a pussy and I'm always calorie-aware!"
They make Mich Ultra Pomegranate for girls like you
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tl;dr. I assume it's something along the lines of 'I got drunk, I smoked a lot of drugs, I got with some random girls/strippers/whores/SZ's mor, then I proceeded to fellate myself through talking about it an internet gaming message board'.
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Am i the only person who thought the other girl was hotter. I really do hate over tanned girls
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Am I the only person who finds the fact that GG had an S & M night mildly humorous?
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Not any more (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsmile.gif&hash=1adea417e08e9042f9ce1a5426616bf29f2ca20e)
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amusing how Derek assumes no guys have morals and are all scoundrels/drinkers:-p
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I don't really have the time right now for a full update but I'll take a moment for a few things. There's no need to fellate myself on an internet board when I had two girls do that for me (not to say this isn't strictly for stroking the long hard coc.k of my Ego however). As well, S is partly Guayanese, hence the darker, soft, satin skin. M is one of those girls that's sort of hopelessly lost in her sexuality- I'm sure there's a huge plethora of daddy issues, none to wish I feel I should I have any guilt towards taking full advantage of (straight up she wanted to be fuc.ked, hard, by an older guy- no complaints on this end). Using S & M as aliases seemed to be the right thing to do (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsmile.gif&hash=1adea417e08e9042f9ce1a5426616bf29f2ca20e)
stay tuned.
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stay tuned for what?
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It took you 22 years to score a threesome? Man, I feel sorry for you.
A little more seriously, nice story, was fun to read.
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A++ would read again.
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Wow lol look at this guy, one of the biggest fucking losers ive ever seen. First he posts about some girl he is stalking, then he goes on and on about how he had his way with some drunk (probably underage) girls. Congrats?
I am honestly embarassed to even be a part of the elite after reading this. I am glad I never bothered to socialize much with people here, and I wont be going to the VA meet either. Bryan was right, you people are a bunch of pieces of trash.
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well it turns out you're not only good in GE.
you are also very good in generalizing. Thanks for calling me a piece of trash as well, beeing part of this community. While I'm having no part in this, you come up with this nonsense about "everyone". Oh, and dont forget: by not socializing you can't even tell which people are different from your "piece of trash-view". Keep on having prejudices, itll make your life easier.
but yes I think there is nothing to congratulate about having sex with drunk girls while you're drunk yourself etc.
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everyone = everyone who posted in this congratulating him on his escapade into being a pedaphile.
I feel kinda bad about saying negative things to Rayan in the past, because clearly I should be praising him, and not this guy. Ah, where is good ole Rayan when you need him, always disappearing.
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" I am honestly embarassed to even be a part of the elite after reading this. I am glad I never bothered to socialize much with people here, and I wont be going to the VA meet either. Bryan was right, you people are a bunch of pieces of trash. "
that doesnt look like you were pointing at people-who-posted-congratulations in this topic!
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lol I never asked for congratulations, endorsement, praise or any of that. To be honest, I felt I needed an outlet to write creatively about a recent event that gave both rhyme and reason to feel accomplished. When I wrote "stay tuned", it was because there was much more I wanted to say about girls and relationships in general, as well as to give update to my situation.
First off, I spoke with S on the phone a few times and ran into her last night. We talked a bit about nothing really, laughed and got along well. When we were talking she let me know that she has been talking to her ex recently. Two or so weeks before we hooked up they broke up after a long term relationship and he called her saying he made a mistake. Essentially this guy talked them into keeping apart bc he felt they were getting too attached and they would both be leaving for school in september. They're talking again and thinking about getting back together. To be totally honest I'm happy for her and that situation. The more I thought about it the more I realized I'm still not wanting to be in a relationship. I have been in 3 long term relationships but I am having way too much fun being single. If the right girl comes along then I would consider it, otherwise until I find that right girl I'm comfortable enough to just enjoy what the summer has to yield. I spoke with M as well, everythings cool, she wants her tanktop and earring back haha.
What I wanted to really show was that Goose needs to let go of the irrational, the unknown. Take S for example, she dated some guy for a year and a half, her first and her virginity, then, after all that two weeks later she sleeps with me. Not only that, but then she goes back to her boyfriend who thinks he is still her only one, where she'll then say she loves him with all of her heart. They will try to be happy and probably break up in september anyways. Truth is things aren't black and white or cut into stone. Love, sex, relationships and everything are VERY complicated. Banking on finding the girl of your dreams and losing it to her and then marrying her and having everything fall into place is unlikely and could just hinder progress. Rather than wait for it, I'm saying take charge and try and seize it. Don't wait for Ms.Perfect and have her advance, you have to try and man up and chase what it is you need. The only thing I did right the other night was be myself, be confident, let them fight it out and when it cmae to urging I pushed just right. I bigged it up, and so can you (maybe not clemens). Did I do anything wrong the other night? Absolutely not. Both girls are cool with the situation; S doesnt want her bf to know, M was just glad to be nailed. How many times do you think it hasn't worked out, where nothing happened? You learn from these experiences and you use them to triumph.
clemens, what girl was I stalking? A whore I noted at the gym to be rather sexy, soon to find out she's a stripper? Or what, somehow two 18yo girls throwing themselves at me correlates into being a ped O phile? You're a joke, destined to jerk off to my story then attack me out of envy. No one's embarassing the elite, you're embarassing yourself.
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"What I wanted to really show was that Goose needs to let go of the irrational, the unknown."
How about you PM Goose about it instead of these stories (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fwink.gif&hash=4979046fbfc7ed25a03644bf608e503c4aa73f0f)
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But they're so much fun to write! I feel that an open forum would draw the point more firmly. I think that with our collective aid we can have Goose either land himself a catch or get laid within two months.
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Well yeah, I enjoy reading it but you know as good as I do that this is in no way going to help Goose or that it was your intention helping him. How is a story with you having sex going to help Goose? Surely the last paragraph or something could, but then again that is just a bit of common knowledge and logical thinking; something he can do for himself I suppose. Either way, your stories are cool, but I think it's just a bit to brag (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fwink.gif&hash=4979046fbfc7ed25a03644bf608e503c4aa73f0f)
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fu.ck standards! remember.... "ITS NOT THE FACE YOUR FUCKING... ITS THE FUCK YOUR FACING"
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I was gonna post like 15 sex advice questions for Clark and GG, which I will still do, but Clemens takes the cake for most hilarious eliter of all time. What a joke of a life he must lead.
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alright, let's go. I'd really appreciate for GG and Clark to respond to these questions and/or statements;
a) Firstly, if either of those girls wanted to have sex with me, I would totally accept. Young, pretty, love dick, etc. I've just never (that I know of) been in the situation where girls of this attractiveness have wanted to get intimate with me. Close to this hotness, but not quite there :P
b) Why is it that GG can fuck 18/19 year olds at 22 but it's weird when I find 16 year olds attractive?
c) Clark is absolutely correct with the "You just head back the pad and report "I got laid last night" (or whatever) and usually that's all that really gets said. You gain 1 status point and no one knows (or cares) to analyze it further."
But the way I see it is that my friends will either think "well, it's cool finally goose got laid but that chick was fucking rank..." or "HOLY FLYING FUCK DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL GOOSE LOST HIS V-CARD TO?", the latter being clearly infinitely times more amazing... and worth waiting out. Not to mention the fact that I will obviously be happier if I screw a hotter girl and all that shit.
d) Furthermore, the only reason I even feel any pressure to throw away my virginity to a random (read: hot and attractive) girl, is that everyone around me is having sex and the social pressures are almost impossible to not feel. If no one around me was having sex, I would be entirely fine with waiting for that right girl and saving it for her. Odds are I will eventually fuck a random hottie one night, which isn't too bad but really deep inside my heart I'd rather save it for the right one.
e) Remember I've never even been to first base with a girl. From what I've heard sex is super complicated, and you need to know how to do everything, all the positions, foreplay, whatever, right now it just sounds like a complete disaster waiting to happen. Now of course, as a good looking, tall, well dressed, well spoken, intelligent, funny, confident young man, I have had plenty of chances to get to first base or further... I've just never taken them because I didn't feel like it was the right thing to do. Basically I think I should take this one step at a time and get a kiss first (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Ftongue.gif&hash=7cfc888ebd66cf455a55fd5e124ee8267da91148)
f) That chick I wrote about in my first story texted me yesterday (after she left the cottage and we had our goodbye texts about 2 weeks ago.) Something like "hey! how's cottaging going?" so she is clearly still interested in me. She lives in Mississauga and I'm in East York (I know you know where these places are GG) so it's really not too far to hang out or something. I'm back in Toronto for a few days right now but odds are I'll wait her out until I'm back in the city full time after labor day. Furthermore, my 2nd cousin is bringing up 3 hot sluts, whom she is willing to let me have free reign on if necessary, to the cottage this upcoming weekend. So right now I'm loaded with chances on girls who I'm willing to get it on with. Any advice?
g) Let's hang out gg. I'm 19 now, let's go at least for a pitcher at a bar or something. Show me this GG male dominance in action buddy!
h) S & M both look really familiar. I'm not going to ask you for names but I'm sure I know of them/have seen them before at a party or something like that. They're my age (?) If your brother just turned 19 and they're his age then they would be so this could be likely.
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one thing I know for sure: if a girl shows interest (text messages asking about your day or so), doesn't necessarily mean she would do you. it could actually have no more meaning than just knowing that you are fine.
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Calm down durk.
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wouter, read part e). I don't care if she doesn't want to screw me right now, any kind of interest is very good.
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I am glad I never bothered to socialize much with people here
Just a heads up buddy. Here isn't the only place where people are like this. Good luck ever socializing while avoiding things like sex and having a good time. I wish you the best, dearest friend.
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re: these girls who you want to fuck
Have you tried hitting them?
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The UFC mantra doesn't work with everything in life, Mark.
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Ryan, I work for my money, and I actually know how the world works. You live in some fantasy world where white guys listen to music made by black people exclusively and you dream of a one night stand, but theres thousands of guys who fuck random girls every day, most of which dont post about it on some geeky website, and they dont accomplish anything with their lives. The way you live, nobody will even know who you are when you die, cause you're like everyone else. This is why I made #1 in GE, because I am actually different and intelligent, neither of which traits you posess, or ever will. Same goes for the topic creator.
Go ahead and get a controller and play for 1:09, but I guarantee you Ace or I will beat it anyway, because we are better than you.
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er, when have I ever dreamed of a one night stand? I've dreamed of finding that girl who I will spend the rest of my life with and having my first and only love affair with her.
Besides if you don't know the reason I've been away all summer it's because guess what, I've been working!
If you really think I live in this fantasy music world then you yourself are living in a fantasy world where all the punks like you think everyone else is the same. We all listen to funny music for good times but when it comes down to it when I actually listen to music for the art form, I listen to good electronic trance, ambient, house, etc.
I'm more likely than 90% of eliters, including you, to go on to live an interesting life and be remembered, and do you know why? It is because I am so different! Something you don't believe. You don't know anyone like me, no one. I'm an enigma within Pandora's Box and you will never be as interesting as me. After all, what 19 year old guy hasn't kissed a girl, is waiting for the right girl to do his first deeds with, but still plays hockey, goes out and parties and knows how to have a good time... and is still one of the most intelligent people around (99.8th percentile, though I don't like to mention that or brag about it.) I think very few.
We'll see who's first by the end of our lives. We can let the obituaries do the talking.
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lol, I remember that you have posted saying something like "I really need to fuck". Maybe not exactly like that but I am sure you have posted like that before, only now later youve said you will have sex with hopefully the dreamgirl of your life, atleast thats a better thinking. Imo GG is wrong when he says that you (or anyone else for that matter) should just let loose because just having sex with a girl just to get rid of the virginity wont really make you any happier. Only thing you will know is how it feels, nothing more.
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the best tutorial without actually doing it would be good lez porn, when they treat each other like sweethearts.. may be hard to find, but you'll find it's hard for sure!
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Henning, read everything I wrote in my big post (which I'm still waiting for Clark and GG to answer to!) I explain how the only reason I say things like "omg I need p00n" and "I would fuck that hottie all day long" are because everyone else does it. If there were no social pressures like this, then I would be entirely fine with waiting for the special girl. I don't mind the social pressures, and sure if I get the chance to stick my puck in a gorgeous cutie's 5-hole then I will go right ahead, but unless she's really great I'm holding off.
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Wow Clemens your attitude is really bad... Dunno why you want to get in deep and hurt Goose. Just chillax a little dude
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Well being careless at a young age is always ok. Both girls are decent looking too...I think you'll be alright with friendship. Depending on how close of friends they are, things should be cool. I dont think I ever did 2 in one night...then again...I always felt morally wrong if that were to happen...why im not sure at that age. I always knew alot of people and highschool everyone talked so I had to be very very careful hunting rabbit. I think it will make you more diserable if the girls are cool with it and they're close..if they werent close they might have problems with it and could ruin what friendship they had if any...but you should be ok...besides when are you to have that chance again. It's like doubling down. -ev im not sure wheatrich...it sounds like it was positive ev from the post lol...for HIM anyway...keep the pictures rolling for us guys that arent into reading pre-playboy write-ups lol. jk it was alright I guess...the write up was maybe -ev
wheatrich where you playing at?
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After reading through the post its funny how certain people dont get along. I know this is an open forum but some people need to get laid or get kissed or whatever. Let him have his fame and post about something that happened in his life. So what clemens he got laid before you..your still number 1 in goldeneye just number 2 behind him in getting some ass. Relax everyone is different he is sharing what happened...no video proof though kinda weak. Wes Mckinney might have kicked him off the site with no video proof haha.
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"This is why I made #1 in GE, because I am actually different and intelligent"
Does the same go for Ace?
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nah Ace is just cool
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Wow lol look at this guy, one of the biggest fucking losers ive ever seen. First he posts about some girl he is stalking, then he goes on and on about how he had his way with some drunk (probably underage) girls. Congrats?
I am honestly embarassed to even be a part of the elite after reading this. I am glad I never bothered to socialize much with people here, and I wont be going to the VA meet either. Bryan was right, you people are a bunch of pieces of trash.
Hm, I wish we could all be as awesome as you and Bryan (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Ftired.gif&hash=f438dc0218e799f2115dbe611fb308c8dadffe09). Don't take life so seriously, no one gets out alive.
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Really good story GG! I enjoyed reading it. It's actually one of my goals at the moment to have a threesome. I think any experience in life is awesome and amazing. I want to fuck 4 girls at the same time. I want to date 2 sisters at the same time without the other knowing. I want to have sex with hundreds of different girls.. maybe even some of them more than once.
I want to find the girl that make me happiest too. I want to experience monogomy for a lifetime and live the life of fairytale prince who has since found his sleeping beauty. I will not attempt to dictate fate, but I will do the most I can to experience as much out of life as possible.
I would love to drive the most expensive cars in the world, live in the grandest of houses, taste the sweetest fruit in the world and have the greatest friends that one could have. But at the same time I know I must drive a car, whatever I can afford. I must live in a house even if it is shared with a few other people because I can't afford my own. I know that I must eat fruit and vegetables even if they aren't the freshest and most succulent. I know that I must socialise with the great friends that I have now even if they sometimes annoy me. For my soul would be a barren place were I to withhold it from the world because it didnt meet my expectations. I have ideals, but I know that they are just ideals and not reality. When reality brings forth opportunities I take them because it allows me to experience all that I can in the time I have.
Yes, I must also practice restraint. There is no excuse for intentionally hurting someone else for your own pleasure. But it is only when I have crushed.. and been crushed myself that I can appreciate contentment. It is only after I have sunk my knife deep into the flesh of a my victim's back can I love someone for protecting mine. It is the rich banker who claims that poor people are lazy. It is the low income family who believe rich people have no problems because they have money. It's the child with low self esteem who claims their parents have no idea what they are going through.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, you cannot appreciate anything until you have experienced it first. You cannot decline an opportunity that has never been presented to you. You cannot judge someone who has done something that you never have. Better yet, don't judge anyone at all, because when it's all on the table you realise that you have no idea what it's like to live their life.
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*starts the slow clap for Karl*
Honestly man there are no truer words. It was your fast-times guide that got me hooked on Goldeneye in the first place and which ultimately brought me here today- live it up brother. More than one girl at the same time would be heavenly; 3, or 4 would be Godly. May you be blessed with the finest vaginas this great world has to offer.
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b) I can fuck 18/19 yo's because they're a little more mature than a 16yo. 16yo's are acceptable in Canadian law though, as long as you have their parents permission, or you think she's 18 (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fwink.gif&hash=4979046fbfc7ed25a03644bf608e503c4aa73f0f)
c) Your friends won't really give a shit who you lost your virginity to. They shouldn't anyhow. Who's to say that they even need to find out what she looks like if you were to take her out and meet her on your own/bang her on your own? If she's a 6 and you're a little concerned, make her a 9. Who's to be the wiser truly?
I was once told by the girl of my dreams (another good story which I'll save for another day), "Steve, don't fuck ugly girls!" This is true man. Don't fuck ugly girls, but a girls personality and inner beauty can make her more beautiful too. The key is to not lose it to an ugly girl in the first place, don't settle, but it's just really hard to expect a 10. Maybe she's a 7 to everyone else, but a 10 can come from where you least expect it. I guess what I'm trying to say is don't settle in the first place on what comes along, find yourself that 8 and earn your lay- it will be THAT much more rewarding, and your friends won't be able to say a word.
d) Save it for the right one, but if a random hottie 8+ wants to fuck at a party, carpe diem. You'll get huge party cred, and people will know she was hot. Losing your virginity is something special, but it can be something special in a fun way. I've had lots of sex, and the best is always with someone you feel most connected to. It doesn't mean it doesn't feel amazing every other time either.
e) Definitely start with the kiss first. If you want to kiss a girl, as soon as that moment starts to get awkward where you SHOULD lean in and kiss her, just do it. Girls LOVE a guy who can kiss well, so start to follow her lead a little, get her timing, don't jump into it open mouthed and crazy and shit and eventually you'll find that rhythm. When you get the rhythm, you take lead, that's when the hands explore and the rest will follow. One step at a time. Touch her neck, back of her arms, eventually if things pick up you grab one of them nice ol titties, then you pull them out and suck on them as you tear her pants off permission or not and force your way deep into her.... errr... well, you know man. Take your time, make the move, the worst that could happen is that as your hand explores she pulls away a bit. You pull back slowly, continue doing what she liked in the first place. When it comes to sex, for now, stick with missionary dude.
f) Sorry I missed getting back to this place earlier man. Dude I grew up and spent the first 12 years of my life in East York. Those are my born stompin grounds. WHat happened at the cottage?
g) haha well bars are always a hit or a miss man. You need to be with the right people at the right time at the right circumstance. Most people i know have picked up in bars (myself included naturally), but not all the time- super quality girls anyways. The frequency of the bar-hopping to quality-lay ratio is tremendous. You could always 20-minute pimp and just pick up the drunkest girls when the bar lets out, but that's a different strat all together (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fwink.gif&hash=4979046fbfc7ed25a03644bf608e503c4aa73f0f)
h) Its unlikely you know either S or M. The name of the girl I named S actually starts with an M, but the S & M combo was just right.
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i) Don't post it on a random gaming board, you're way too random doing that. Not to mention; weird.
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j) make sure just once more that she's at least 8 years old, as in step (d). Things could get awkward otherwise...
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my responses in red:
b) I can fuck 18/19 yo's because they're a little more mature than a 16yo. 16yo's are acceptable in Canadian law though, as long as you have their parents permission, or you think she's 18 (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fwink.gif&hash=4979046fbfc7ed25a03644bf608e503c4aa73f0f)
well I just turned 19 and you're what, 21? Seems in the clear.
c) Your friends won't really give a shit who you lost your virginity to. They shouldn't anyhow. Who's to say that they even need to find out what she looks like if you were to take her out and meet her on your own/bang her on your own? If she's a 6 and you're a little concerned, make her a 9. Who's to be the wiser truly?
I'm to be the wiser. I don't want to give it up to an unattractive girl. My whole life I've wanted to do it with a girl I truly love and will be with forever. Now at this point I'm willing to do it with an attractive girl who I really like and might have a chance of starting a long term relationship with, but really I don't want to fuck a random nasty cunt whenever I get the chance. I would hate it if I did that. Of course my friends might not really care but I certainly will... and I've turned down girls before who weren't at the level I would have liked so there's no going back. It's all gold from here on in. You don't turn down a silver and then go for a bronze.
I was once told by the girl of my dreams (another good story which I'll save for another day), "Steve, don't fuck ugly girls!" This is true man. Don't fuck ugly girls, but a girls personality and inner beauty can make her more beautiful too. The key is to not lose it to an ugly girl in the first place, don't settle, but it's just really hard to expect a 10. Maybe she's a 7 to everyone else, but a 10 can come from where you least expect it. I guess what I'm trying to say is don't settle in the first place on what comes along, find yourself that 8 and earn your lay- it will be THAT much more rewarding, and your friends won't be able to say a word.
read: ugly as unattractive and this whole phrase works out. People seem to confuse these two words frequently. Of course a 6 in looks who has a great personality and all that stuff is going to be more attractive than a 6.
d) Save it for the right one, but if a random hottie 8+ wants to fuck at a party, carpe diem. You'll get huge party cred, and people will know she was hot. Losing your virginity is something special, but it can be something special in a fun way. I've had lots of sex, and the best is always with someone you feel most connected to. It doesn't mean it doesn't feel amazing every other time either.
I pretty much insinuated I'd do this with my 2nd response. I agree 100%
e) Definitely start with the kiss first. If you want to kiss a girl, as soon as that moment starts to get awkward where you SHOULD lean in and kiss her, just do it. Girls LOVE a guy who can kiss well, so start to follow her lead a little, get her timing, don't jump into it open mouthed and crazy and shit and eventually you'll find that rhythm. When you get the rhythm, you take lead, that's when the hands explore and the rest will follow. One step at a time. Touch her neck, back of her arms, eventually if things pick up you grab one of them nice ol titties, then you pull them out and suck on them as you tear her pants off permission or not and force your way deep into her.... errr... well, you know man. Take your time, make the move, the worst that could happen is that as your hand explores she pulls away a bit. You pull back slowly, continue doing what she liked in the first place. When it comes to sex, for now, stick with missionary dude.
Firstly, I don't know what missionary is, and also I really don't mind failing, I'm quite used to it. If I felt it with a girl and went for it but she didn't want it (thus failing) it wouldn't bother me very much since I know I did what I could and to try to learn why I failed so that next time I will have a better chance at success. The issue is it's been a while since I've felt it with a girl enough to believe it's the right time to kiss her so hopefully one of these situations pops up sooner or later.
f) Sorry I missed getting back to this place earlier man. Dude I grew up and spent the first 12 years of my life in East York. Those are my born stompin grounds. What happened at the cottage?
Not a lot has happened sexually. I've had some girls over here and there but like you can tell from the above responses there's been nothing sexual going on. I have planted a lot of seeds with girls though. Now I just need to let the seeds grow into plants and then fuck the plants right?
g) haha well bars are always a hit or a miss man. You need to be with the right people at the right time at the right circumstance. Most people i know have picked up in bars (myself included naturally), but not all the time- super quality girls anyways. The frequency of the bar-hopping to quality-lay ratio is tremendous. You could always 20-minute pimp and just pick up the drunkest girls when the bar lets out, but that's a different strat all together (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fwink.gif&hash=4979046fbfc7ed25a03644bf608e503c4aa73f0f)
h) Its unlikely you know either S or M. The name of the girl I named S actually starts with an M, but the S & M combo was just right.
haha alright.
Thanks for all the advice and perspectives. Let you know if anything happens soon (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsmile.gif&hash=1adea417e08e9042f9ce1a5426616bf29f2ca20e)
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tired of this topic.
not readin it anymore (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fwink.gif&hash=4979046fbfc7ed25a03644bf608e503c4aa73f0f)
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wow thats some eye deceiving smiley finalizing ryan's post.. it seems green I suppose due to that sig
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awesome. amazing story, congrats - both are super sexy.
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just a heads up that i fuck two hot girls at the moment on a daily basis cause i have two hot girlfriends. I've fucked 4 hot women in 24hours. But the main thing is.. i've fucked over 100 women. Im not proud of it but i'm good in bed.
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yuo go around telling the girls you're good in bed or do they spread the word for you?
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pics or it didn't happen!
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just a heads up that i fuck two hot girls at the moment on a daily basis cause i have two hot girlfriends. I've fucked 4 hot women in 24hours. But the main thing is.. i've fucked over 100 women. Im not proud of it but i'm good in bed.
and whoooo cares???! Atleast youre good at bragging!
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i've been told i'm good in bed and told i have a large cock. can't complain, spose i'm just lucky although part of me thinks deep down that having alot of sex in my life has made it bigger - afterall it is just a muscle.
I've had sex with over a 100 women. I lost my virginity when i was 13, i'm now 26 which works out about 10 a year on average which is just over 1 bird a month. Its not that bad sounding when you put it like that, there were years (more so when younger) when I put it about alot but now less so.
What pics do you want to see? I've got pics of... just about everything.. so depends really.
I'm the first to say self praise is no praise but I do quite well considering i'm not particularly good looking. In terms of proof otherwise, there about 15 karters on the mariokart forum who know me in person and can vouch for anything that i say.
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let's start with some hot girl pics of ones you did and some with you in it for some sort of proof ;p
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"afterall it is just a muscle."
No it isn't.
100 is a lot, but I suspect that at that rate you must have just taken *everything* that fell into your lap. I'm always one pushing for the spice of life, but 100 is highly suspect and would go to suggest that the chances of you encountering a VD of some sort are tremendous.
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yeah Tom the Toad sounds like a douchebag. Even if he has fucked 100 women he doesn't sound like a respectable mature guy.
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"i've been told i'm good in bed and told i have a large cock"
Wow, stfu.
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I wouldn't want to meet Tom, just by judging on his posts he seems very ego inflated.
FFS, I don't give a shit about how much you fuck girls, or how big your cock is..
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Zergling (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fhappy.gif&hash=7b9cd982f9a41f9aefcd7ea74682d5f1e4caf4c6)
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(https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Flaugh.gif&hash=657f1346088ce2081c398c7379c3a47e4cf5861b) You fags are just jealous of him, like I am. He doesn't deserve your petty insults just cos he pwns you hardcore.
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for the record, I haven't seen any pics yet! so until then I'm just as awesome at picking up women as he is.
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Lol, Matt? You really think anything he says is true?
By the way, Ive done 1287 girls, 8 hot girls in 24 hours aswell. They all say my dick is insanely big and that Im the best man in the world in the bed. I lost my virginity when I was 10. I am telling the truth so ppl better be jealous of me now.
Tom just got pwned.
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This is why topics like these are just completely futile.
And yes Matt, we're all completely owned because Tom feels the need to say 'i have a big cock and i've slept with 100 women' on an internet messageboard.
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'there about 15 karters on the mariokart forum who know me in person and can vouch for anything that i say. '
What, did you have a 'whip it out and compare' session?
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I have come to the conclusion that Tom the Toad is blind. It would explain several things. A) he cannot see the women he fucks, so they're probably nasty. B) he said he is "told" he has a large cock, showing that he cannot see for himself how big it is and has to rely on others to determine.
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ok, lets get some pics of some of the birds i've been out with or fucked.
this is my ex from 2004-2006 (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm3.static.flickr.com%2F2409%2F1673214622_13743b35bb.jpg%3Fv%3D0&hash=9d64ec24f88550df673e9bf0aa479471bac05efa)
This is more recent (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.new.facebook.com%2Fphoto.php%3Fpid%3D561705%26amp%3Bid%3D553800795&hash=1a1c6eeead787e54c6f23d9a6ecdc3197263f3d7)
one before - (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.new.facebook.com%2Fphoto.php%3Fpid%3D213325%26amp%3Bid%3D553800795&hash=d7c9a31196974bc68e8d199d4db2c90744c3af53)
but to be honest, all this is pretty sad, anyone who is pessimistic will just say "how do you know you have gone out with them?".
i came on this thread after reading how you all arsekissed the original poster for his antics. I was just stating that his antics weren't that impressive. Seems like its alot more than some of the people here who probably have their v-plates. As I said before, there are many many people on the mk message board who can vouch for me and what i've said. In real life i'm confident, not arrogant and have no regrets for the life i've led. I get along with most people because i'm sociable (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsmile.gif&hash=1adea417e08e9042f9ce1a5426616bf29f2ca20e) So stop hating and start making love (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsmile.gif&hash=1adea417e08e9042f9ce1a5426616bf29f2ca20e)
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one picture (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsmile.gif&hash=1adea417e08e9042f9ce1a5426616bf29f2ca20e)
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who ever wants to come on IM i'll send them as many pics they want and as rude as they want. But i shouldn't have to. I repeat, i've got 40 or so people who have met me in real life on the MK boards and have met my girlfriend(s) over the years.
Not my fault facebook pics dont load.
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copy image location... then link to that. Otherwise we need you as a friend which seems to be the case here.
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Gormless smiles central.
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we don't have your "IM" (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Ftongue.gif&hash=7cfc888ebd66cf455a55fd5e124ee8267da91148)
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Haha well nice (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Ftongue.gif&hash=7cfc888ebd66cf455a55fd5e124ee8267da91148)
But why would you want to prove yourself on a gaming board? That doesn't make so much sense to me.
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Dear Lord, what have I begun? Is there any going back?
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no going back, only forward. What the hell do you mean "unleash the inner pimp"?
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those girls are fucking hideous
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(https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fglasses.gif&hash=bff6876d09c6ed8ee21b0a68387099c1d34ffa13)you wont want to see the topless pics of my ex that i took for the mariokart contest 2006 then will you... oh.. they're knocking around as hidden pages did someone say?
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yeah you used the pics as fuel for those people to vote for you then although you didn't technically lie your clear manipulation of the situation led to warranted backlash.
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how so? I think you'll find I won in 2006 against mark jones who was by far the favourite. If you're talking about this year, I lost to Ellis cause I was too complacent.
btw, call it karma but i've gone from having two gorgeous girlfriends to none in two weeks. FFS. Visa's are shit!