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Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: PDplum on December 11, 2008, 06:49:00 pm: Just a silly idea and i have alway wondered.
In order that i shagged them
1. Lisa - my first love now married with a daughter
(https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geocities.com%2Fpdplum%2Flisa.txt&hash=476e826dbf09b133d72a0c150648163e92de6fd9)

2. Claire - on the left my first ever girlfriend, weird she was my second.

(https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geocities.com%2Fpdplum%2Fclaire.txt&hash=ed1bf61085326a09a8884de1e4e9f51afd6f9121)

3. Ayleila(https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geocities.com%2Fpdplum%2Fuslot.txt&hash=409fff05091c6f56e4845c21c0a770f4c191a428) strange girl but sweet, just about to have a kid

4. Kristi-Anne couldn't get a photo of, but she was 15 at the time so best not and only slept with her as revenge for her brother who i house shared with sleeping with lisa
5. Sarah. Kristi's cousin, and it was half an hour after kristi.

6. Allie - 12 times in one day and would do evrything, she's in the middle she looks a lot better is a crap picture. Those piercings go all the way down
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7. Kerri - The girl to this day i still love and am in therapy to get over. (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geocities.com%2Fpdplum%2Fkerri2.txt&hash=06dc6492d77252adc7d720a3b675cd44e6e7c0a7)

8 Charlotte - pure sex, she has turned into a cow
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9 Bekki - again just sex after the kerri break up i made a topic about whether i should hae dated her
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10 Zoe - most recent, moved to southampton or we might have worked
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I'm just very bored. So comments welcome, and do the same and we can rate the ex's
for the record in order of best sex it goes

Allie - Lisa - Zoe - Kerri - Bekki - Claire - Charlotte - Ayla - Kristi - Sarah

and for the record the munters i regret and i was drunketc

Kristi Sarah
Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: RWG on December 11, 2008, 06:54:00 pm: They're all hideous. I've passed on chances of fucking much hotter girls, and as a result I'm still a virgin. To be honest, I'd rather not have sex at all than have sex with ugly girls like those.
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Post by: Soft-Hedwig on December 11, 2008, 06:56:00 pm: dunno, i'd be too busy fucking ouromov in public tbh
Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: the Blueline Goddess on December 12, 2008, 12:35:00 am: lol double digits
Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: Matis on December 12, 2008, 01:10:00 am: ummm to be honest probably none cause they all look pretty nasty :-x

dont take any offense to that..
Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: RWG on December 12, 2008, 01:41:00 am: well Plum SHOULD take offense because he is actually living a WORSE sex life than virgins. I'm beating him in my opinion. If you're going to have sex, it shouldn't be with ugly girls. That's just ridiculous.
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Post by: Scrambler Fanny on December 12, 2008, 01:56:00 am: This thread is absolutely (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.pyzam.com%2Fimg%2Ffunnypics%2Fe%2Fbabycribfail.jpg&hash=069744e264e35643959fba9d1741e2e71dce9af9) (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsick.gif&hash=147d83ab69333060437ede2e0058676600b3ea8c) alas! in picture #7, is that you , Plum, right under the toilet sign?
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Post by: Wouter Jansen on December 12, 2008, 07:47:00 am: ..Lisa married her daughter? (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Ftongue.gif&hash=7cfc888ebd66cf455a55fd5e124ee8267da91148)

lol @ sleeping with someone to revenge her brother..
Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: PDplum on December 12, 2008, 11:13:00 am: wouter, yeah i have a mean streak. No that isnt me in number 7. it was only picture i could find of her.

i am in the one with #3. at the bottm, but that was 4 years ago
Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: RWG on December 12, 2008, 01:13:00 pm: You're pretty ugly, like more ugly than most, no offense.

and I'm not just judging that on that old picture, I've seen more recent ones on facebook.
Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: flukey lukey on December 12, 2008, 02:16:00 pm: this topic is so dumb
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Post by: Lark on December 12, 2008, 05:37:00 pm: Plum is sad and pathetic...
Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: RWG on December 12, 2008, 05:43:00 pm: ...and ugly.
Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: alexaxxem on December 12, 2008, 06:50:00 pm: Lol i remember the bekki topic about how young she was... wow that was a long time ago... honestly i would never have sex with anyone of those..

but lets say i had to

7 or 10 .... but never from want
Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: RWG on December 12, 2008, 07:18:00 pm: No reason for age to scare you off. In every 1st and 3rd world country except the US, the age of consent is 16 or less. 16 and older is always fair game, no matter what.
Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: Time was untied when set. on December 13, 2008, 02:13:00 am: lol.
Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: RWG on December 13, 2008, 02:34:00 am: What did it say before man? You should have left it. Plum deserves to get dissed, ridden hard and put away wet every now and then.
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Post by: Time was untied when set. on December 13, 2008, 02:47:00 am: Hm, I think i just edited it because I made a typo and wrote "ll" or something.
Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: Jimbo on December 13, 2008, 03:32:00 am: No way you had sex 12 times in one day, I call that pure bullshit!
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Post by: Quiet Bol on December 13, 2008, 03:41:00 am: 7 imo.
Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: alexaxxem on December 13, 2008, 11:49:00 pm: So as soon as I opened this thread I... jizzzzzzed in my paaaaants
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Post by: RWG on December 13, 2008, 11:51:00 pm: LOL AXXEM, we need to start posting that EVERYWHERE in the elite (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fhappy.gif&hash=7b9cd982f9a41f9aefcd7ea74682d5f1e4caf4c6)
Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: PDplum on December 14, 2008, 03:28:00 pm: it was a bank holiday sunday and we hadnt slept the saturday. 12 vaginal 3 anal and three seperate bj's.
BEST DAY EVER
Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: Jimbo on December 14, 2008, 03:33:00 pm: There is a 0% chance you got off 18 times in one day.
Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: PDplum on December 14, 2008, 03:39:00 pm: re read what i said it was 15. (the anal's were during)
and you never gone into double figures during your teens rubbing them out. i've always had an unhealthily high sex drive
Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: Henning Blom on December 14, 2008, 04:36:00 pm: HAHAHA impressive Plum! I want to be you! Im so jelaous! Or not...
Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: RWG on December 14, 2008, 04:45:00 pm: Quote from: Henning Blom
HAHAHA impressive Plum! I want to be you! Im so jelaous! Or not...
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Post by: Time was untied when set. on December 14, 2008, 07:04:00 pm: (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Flaugh.gif&hash=657f1346088ce2081c398c7379c3a47e4cf5861b)
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Post by: Matt-Cook1 on December 14, 2008, 10:40:00 pm: I guess perhaps some of them if I was blind drunk, but I wouldn't pursue any of them sober.
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Post by: Scrambler Fanny on December 14, 2008, 10:55:00 pm: HOW THE "F" HAS THIS THREAD REACHED A 2ND PAGE?! (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Ffrown.gif&hash=9bb8520656650a7c2457ae0ae2ee8996e4109fd6) (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsick.gif&hash=147d83ab69333060437ede2e0058676600b3ea8c)
Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: PDplum on December 15, 2008, 08:27:00 am: because din mor is also on the list
Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: flukey lukey on December 15, 2008, 10:28:00 am: "12 vaginal 3 anal and three seperate bj's."

thats just fucking rediculous
Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: Soft-Hedwig on December 15, 2008, 11:39:00 am: No-one cares about your tacky sexual exploits, Plum. Please stop posting them.
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Post by: wishiwasfamous on December 15, 2008, 01:01:00 pm: no
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Post by: Scrambler Fanny on December 15, 2008, 05:52:00 pm: *COMPLETELY AGREES WITH DURK* (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsick.gif&hash=147d83ab69333060437ede2e0058676600b3ea8c)
Title: Which on of the above's ex's would you shag if you could
Post by: Djie on December 16, 2008, 01:09:00 pm: None. I wouldnt touch them with a pole!