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Title: Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
Post by: RWG on January 08, 2009, 02:59:00 am: Pretty much I was staying at my friend's place and as school drew closer, some of his roommates came home to prepare. One of such roommates was a decent looking female specimen. The group of us went out to the bar and the whole night she was really coming onto me. I'm not sure if she legitimately wanted me, or if my friends set me up, but regardless, I continued to be my crazy, hilarious self as usual. Things were going well (apart from me not doing normal guy stuff, like reaching over and holding her hand or caressing her shoulder, or other random crap that guys do when they are wheeling) and after we got home from the bar, all very drunk, there was a mass exodus to the basement in order of smoking marijuana and other intoxicants to which myself and this girl did not partake.

We ended up on the sofa and she was cold so we got a blanket around us. She had wanted to hear the song "Leavin'" by Jesse McCartney all night (I know what you're thinking, but she's 19) so I picked up my computer to go put on that track. She suggested that we go under the blanket and bring the computer as well, kind of creating well, you picture it. We'd both be under the blanket watching this music video, which for those of you who haven't seen it, is quite sexually driven. I refused to bring the computer under the blanket and I also refused to play "Leavin'" rather inclining on playing his newer single "It's Over." As we watched this song she kept going on about how sad it was and a bunch of other random stuff I wasn't really paying attention to. After that song ended I put on "Love Story" by Taylor Swift after we couldn't decide which song to listen to, which I thought was a decent choice since she said she likes Taylor Swift. Half way through the song she got up and left. I thought this was pretty random so I went to the basement to get high and when I got there all my buddies were like "Why are you down here?" as if they were really asking me "how the fuck did you get out of getting laid AGAIN?" Then it hit me.

I'm not sure why she left. It might have been because I wasn't responding to her whatever the hell you call it. Or I like to think she went upstairs to get ready for, you know. Whatever the case may be, I definitely Houdini'd myself out of a sure first base + session again. To be honest as it was happening I was barely thinking about kissing her, and after it happened I really wasn't bothered at all. In fact, I'm almost more content that I have another story of this genre to share with you all than I would be had I actually done anything with this girl. Mind you, looking back I do realize this was a sure opportunity to do something, which I of course screwed up again.

Thiradell was pretty happy when I told him about this. Some could see it as proof of God's existence really. I mean, what else could explain my amazing ability to get out of situations where I am sure to make out with a girl?
Title: Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
Post by: Matt-Cook1 on January 08, 2009, 04:12:00 am: Next time you're anywhere near close, if your eyes meet and lock for like half a sec, frown at her and be like "do you want to kiss me?" like in a tone that suggests it's obvious that she does. You can get yes which is good or no which is ok. For no, just say "cos you look like you're plotting something" or something similar to that effect. Then just continue about your business, but don't give up cos she might just be unsure! Read this somewhere; has worked well a few times.

lol... this is just one approach. Meh you might as well just go for a kiss. Getting rejected is no biggie. One girl punched me in the gut the other month (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Flaugh.gif&hash=657f1346088ce2081c398c7379c3a47e4cf5861b) She had a long time b/f

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Title: Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
Post by: Red Bull on January 08, 2009, 04:47:00 am: LOL at Matt getting punched, that's pretty harsh lolol.
And accidently I'm just thinking Ryan is either making these stories up or he's insane in the brain (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsmile.gif&hash=1adea417e08e9042f9ce1a5426616bf29f2ca20e)
Title: Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
Post by: RWG on January 08, 2009, 04:53:00 am: Thanks for the tips Matt. In this case, I was pretty sure she wanted it (like over 90%.) The issue was that my headspace wasn't in the right place. I really wasn't thinking about trying to kiss her or anything. Perhaps it was because she was only attractive enough to accept getting it on with, but nothing to get your pussy wet over. Regardless, I still have faith that there will be a time and a girl, and everything will go right and I will be happy (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsmile.gif&hash=1adea417e08e9042f9ce1a5426616bf29f2ca20e)

Max. This story is true. I only have 7 or so ridiculous stories like this, and my last one before this was about those two girls at my cottage... 5 months ago.
Title: Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
Post by: Wody on January 08, 2009, 05:23:00 am: i have been in this situation before you dont really know what to do its kinda awkward. you have to really watch what she is doing cause that tells you what to do next. Even if you may be nervous or whatever you gotta man up and go for it. i have punked out before and in the end i was happy about it cause the girl was slutty and it wasnt worth it. Other times i have just gone for it. i was happy about those too. but she may have left cause she was embarrassed of how obvious it was that she wanted to fuck and you werent responding so she felt extremely weird and just got out of there. like what if you were with some REALLY fine chick and you were making obvious (not totally blatant but hints) that you wanted to do something and she just ignored you about it. you would feel weird right? of course. im willling to bet the only thing that had held you back was whether you thought she was good enough and you wanted to go through with it. That is what i have thought before "do i want to do this with this girl". you will have another opportunity just capitalize next time give it a go you will know what to do.
Title: Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
Post by: Wouter Jansen on January 08, 2009, 06:55:00 am: This topic might as well just be named "Enter the Gay-Zone"
Title: Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
Post by: Soft-Hedwig on January 08, 2009, 07:18:00 am: *enters*

EDIT: Ryan get back on AIM, chat is well shit at the minute.
Title: Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
Post by: Scrambler Fanny on January 08, 2009, 01:47:00 pm: Quote from: Wouter Jansen
This topic might as well just be named "Enter the Gay-Zone"

oh crap! (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fhappy.gif&hash=7b9cd982f9a41f9aefcd7ea74682d5f1e4caf4c6) (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Froll.gif&hash=196327eb634134e9253b02da1d2119d329c46332)
Title: Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
Post by: RWG on January 08, 2009, 02:36:00 pm: Wow Lockwood, those are pretty great words of advice. I will let you guys know what happens next time (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsmile.gif&hash=1adea417e08e9042f9ce1a5426616bf29f2ca20e)
Title: Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
Post by: SimThreat on January 22, 2009, 07:19:00 am: Honestly, I probably would have gotten head off her, but told her I didn't want to eat her out of fuck her.
Title: Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
Post by: Matt-Cook1 on January 22, 2009, 07:23:00 am: Oh yeah... when you get to a make out... don't be afraid to go for a vag-grab because as far as I know the worst that can happen is a knuckle slap which just means you try again later.
Title: Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
Post by: SimThreat on January 22, 2009, 07:37:00 am: Start with a hand on the inner thigh, then slow move up until you either get rejected or get to touch her vag.
Title: Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
Post by: RWG on January 22, 2009, 07:48:00 am: I thought you were supposed to go for the boobs before vag when making out. Like make out for a few minutes, progressively work your way up to her boobs, get her bra off, then work your way down. Is this true or untrue? Or is it just that since you guys are from Australia you do everything backwards?
Title: Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
Post by: SimThreat on January 22, 2009, 07:54:00 am: That's because you're a pussy.

From what you have learnt Ryan, do girls like pussies?

NO!

When you are making out with her on the couch, go for the inner thigh and work your way to the vag.

When you have them in the bed, then you go for the boobs and neck and everything first. But on the couch, definitely go for the vag.
Title: Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
Post by: RWG on January 22, 2009, 07:56:00 am: Why is that Karl? Why when you're on a couch, you can go for her vagina, but on the bed she wants to take it slow?

Is this because when you're on the couch all you want is to finger her and get her to suck your dick?

But when you're in bed you need to get her nice and wet with foreplay so that you can fuck her afterwards?
Title: Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
Post by: SimThreat on January 22, 2009, 08:02:00 am: Unless you're going to fuck her on the couch, don't be a pussy about it. You go for the vag because it's more casual.

It's funny, when you go for the boobs first it's actually more serious because that's considered foreplay (leading to sex). But the vag grab while making out is very casual and doesn't have to lead to anything. She will probably grope your cock as well. Anything on the couch is shits and giggles though, it when you move to the sex location you should worry about not foreplaying enough.

And foreplay is all about the experience and turning her on as much as possible before fucking her. So you might be able to get her off in the bedroom without much foreplay, but the experience as a whole will be forgettable and her eyes will wonder quickly.
Title: Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
Post by: RWG on January 22, 2009, 08:06:00 am: That's actually a very interesting theory on the casual/serious bit. I will definitely put this in my toolbox. And by toolbox I mean my cock and my brain.

thanks Karl!
Title: Funny story about me and some girl when I was out of town.
Post by: SimThreat on January 22, 2009, 08:10:00 am: No worries champ.