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Title: Would you fuck a duck if a duck fucked and clucked?
Post by: SimThreat on January 22, 2009, 07:06:00 am

Personally I wouldn't, but I'm interested in what other people would do.

Title: Would you fuck a duck if a duck fucked and clucked?
Post by: PDplum on January 22, 2009, 05:29:00 pm

i would eat it with hoi sin sauce

Title: Would you fuck a duck if a duck fucked and clucked?
Post by: RWG on January 22, 2009, 05:30:00 pm

No, you would fuck it because it's more attractive than 90% of your ex girlfriends.

Title: Would you fuck a duck if a duck fucked and clucked?
Post by: Red Bull on January 22, 2009, 05:48:00 pm

Plum = OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNED

Title: Would you fuck a duck if a duck fucked and clucked?
Post by: Scrambler Fanny on January 22, 2009, 07:56:00 pm

what is a clucked and how would a duck "do" it?

nevermind... bestiality is for the dogs (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fembarassed.gif&hash=5641b47ebaa060c9559e379ec4d9f9bfb35dd661)

Title: Would you fuck a duck if a duck fucked and clucked?
Post by: Soft-Hedwig on January 23, 2009, 06:51:00 am

lol @ 'fucked and clucked'

Title: Would you fuck a duck if a duck fucked and clucked?
Post by: PDplum on January 23, 2009, 04:41:00 pm

no i'd still eat it, i'm celibate at the moment

Title: Would you fuck a duck if a duck fucked and clucked?
Post by: Scrambler Fanny on January 23, 2009, 04:42:00 pm

Quote from: PDplum

no i'd still eat it, i'm celibate at the moment

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never eaten duck.  i shall try soon.

Title: Would you fuck a duck if a duck fucked and clucked?
Post by: Wouter Jansen on January 23, 2009, 05:20:00 pm

too bad we only have goose for diner.

Title: Would you fuck a duck if a duck fucked and clucked?
Post by: Scrambler Fanny on January 23, 2009, 07:29:00 pm

Goose, what's for dinNer?

Title: Would you fuck a duck if a duck fucked and clucked?
Post by: PDplum on January 26, 2009, 02:27:00 pm

duck is a lovely meat. i had a hoi sin duck wrap for lunch from asda, was very nice

Title: Would you fuck a duck if a duck fucked and clucked?
Post by: SimThreat on January 26, 2009, 05:20:00 pm

Would you fuck it?

Title: Would you fuck a duck if a duck fucked and clucked?
Post by: PDplum on January 26, 2009, 07:31:00 pm

no