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Title: Post New Battle Raps Here
Post by: Funky-Buddha on January 30, 2009, 11:14:00 pm
A few months ago a friend at work started e-battle rapping me for no reason with some suitably amusing results. I ran across the emails again a few days ago archived away and I couldn't let them go to waste! Admittedly I have no idea what I was doing (and still don't), and subsequently ignored all his points, wrote my own thing, then got repeatedly served. Nevertheless they are enjoyable so... enjoy... and serve someone in this space!

A: Maybe we should battle.

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FB: I don't battle anything except my emotions.


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A: So you just keep on coasting, battling your emotions

Like the sun up high battling suntan lotion

But like sp15 plus, you gonna lose

When I take you back to school, keep you searching for blues clues
.

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FB: Pretty amusing, well done.


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A: Amusing aint the word, it was fkn funny,

But don't cry, don't lie, keep ya head up sonny

Keep on trying, keep on rhyming, and one day you

Might be under me, never in front of me, you'll always be number two
.

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FB: Ok dude, you tried the king hit,

But I got news you aint got !@#$,
Your raps could have been written by a cripple having a fit,

You're never impacting, only reacting,
so watch the master at work, loser settlements clerk
.
 

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Random guy: Now now boys - no need to fight
dont need to argue over whos rhymes are more tight
Image isnt everything - according to sprite
you two need less bark, and much more bite

schools back in session and im the teacher
i bust rhymes thatll have you droppping to your knees like a preacher

that make your girl gush like a damn water feature
Nobody wants to battle this lyrical creature.

 

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FB: Hypocrite much? You're not in for a fight,
Then you attack from the back in the dead of the night,
Well you fuked with the wrong nigga, you ain't very bright
They should call your product "Gangsta lite".

 

Who you think you are, Australias next top prancer?
With those dainty rhymes you'd make a great ballet dancer,
But my lines are miracles, you don't have an answer,
Once I rapped in a hospital and cured terminal cancer

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A: youre right little kid, im not in for a fight,
this will be a thrashing, i dont make my rhymes overnight
keep pushing me and you just might ignite
the demon in me, fck around i'll leave you outta sight
trust me son my bark aint as loud as my bite
so stick to your 005s wonderwhite.

Just drop your rhymes and keep converting,
cause you dont wanna die soon, a lonely virgin.

 

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FB: Who you think you are, some wannabe nigga?
Well I've got the fans behind me and their cheerin' grows bigger,
You ain't the real deal, just some punk gold digger
But I've my gun to your head and I'm pullin' the trigger.

 

I'm a lyrical monster with all the right beats,
Improvising rhymes like mine is a phenomenal feat,
I'm a pit bull terrier and you're the fresh meat,
If you were a computer I'd hit control, alt, delete.

 

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A: i dont wanna be a nigga, i just wanna be me
and you know what im like so when you see me you flee
and if you cant run, then you drop to your knees
with your ears wide open copping my lyrical crime spree

 

i give you that, you got people backin you man,
till i turn up to your funeral and kill both your fans
you aint a lyrical monster, you an all round pussy,
if the lights were a little darker i'd try and snatch your coochie.

 

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FB: I can see the sweat drippin' as you keep on trying
Runnin' home to your mother, in her arms you crying,
"Mumma, why are his rhymes so electrifying?"
Well you won't get an answer, you ain't death defying.

 

You won't phase me, too long I've been around,
I've buried more than you 6 feet underground,
You may still be alive but noone will hear a sound,
As your family make their speeches from the burial mound.

 


 


 





 




 


   
Title: Post New Battle Raps Here
Post by: Funky-Buddha on January 30, 2009, 11:16:00 pm
How awkward... highlight the above post to read...
Title: Post New Battle Raps Here
Post by: Carathorn on January 31, 2009, 12:17:00 am
I'm glad you made that text black, so the post still had a highlight.
Title: Post New Battle Raps Here
Post by: Lark on January 31, 2009, 03:10:00 pm
I had rap battles with Woll and Matis a long time ago. They were quite fun to make.
Title: Post New Battle Raps Here
Post by: Jack on February 01, 2009, 03:46:00 pm
Wit mah niggas and mah bitches (what) and mah pimpa's and mah hoe's (what)
Fuckin' money fuckin DRUGS (what) strapped wit nine's backed by mah bros (bitch)
I fuck yo motha fuck yo sistah (what) an' you havvuh mutha fuckin' fit (what)
Pop yo ass now you grass (yeah) 'cause I jes fucked up all yo shit (bitch)
Title: Post New Battle Raps Here
Post by: Jack on February 01, 2009, 03:52:00 pm
wow, I just summarized an entire genre of music in one quatrain.

Cross off no. 6 on my list of things to do before I die.

Now to cure cancer!
Title: Post New Battle Raps Here
Post by: RWG on February 05, 2009, 07:14:00 am
it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
if the way is hazy
you gotta do the cooking by the book
you know you can't be lazy!
never use a messy recipe
the cake will end up crazy
if you do the cooking by the book,
then you'll have a cake!