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Title: A Good Life Lesson For All of Us
Post by: Lark on March 09, 2009, 09:31:00 pm

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Title: A Good Life Lesson For All of Us
Post by: RWG on March 09, 2009, 09:59:00 pm

I was hoping for a lesson I could actually use.

Title: A Good Life Lesson For All of Us
Post by: Matis on March 09, 2009, 10:16:00 pm

i think the lesson is that you dont like pussy but like dicks and getting fucked in the ass? Thats pretty useful for you but you already known that (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsmile.gif&hash=1adea417e08e9042f9ce1a5426616bf29f2ca20e)

Title: A Good Life Lesson For All of Us
Post by: the Blueline Goddess on March 09, 2009, 10:47:00 pm

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
COMINg TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH

Title: A Good Life Lesson For All of Us
Post by: wishiwasfamous on March 10, 2009, 02:04:00 am

Gary?

Title: A Good Life Lesson For All of Us
Post by: flukey lukey on March 10, 2009, 03:35:00 am

Newman

Title: A Good Life Lesson For All of Us
Post by: Maygs on March 10, 2009, 06:24:00 am

I believe Blueline is smoking the herb.

Title: A Good Life Lesson For All of Us
Post by: Soft-Hedwig on March 10, 2009, 06:39:00 am

Maygs where's that window lovin' u promised me (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Ffrown.gif&hash=9bb8520656650a7c2457ae0ae2ee8996e4109fd6) !

Title: A Good Life Lesson For All of Us
Post by: Maygs on March 11, 2009, 02:29:00 am

Dude, I'd give it to you if I knew what it meant. >_>

Title: A Good Life Lesson For All of Us
Post by: Thiradell on March 11, 2009, 08:40:00 am

Gary? Gary? Gary?

Title: A Good Life Lesson For All of Us
Post by: the Blueline Goddess on March 13, 2009, 12:05:00 am

Durka durka jihad, durka durka.

Title: A Good Life Lesson For All of Us
Post by: Scrambler Fanny on March 16, 2009, 03:07:00 am

Well... this thread rocks... (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Ffrown.gif&hash=9bb8520656650a7c2457ae0ae2ee8996e4109fd6) (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Ftired.gif&hash=f438dc0218e799f2115dbe611fb308c8dadffe09) (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsick.gif&hash=147d83ab69333060437ede2e0058676600b3ea8c) (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Feyes.gif&hash=332c6dfb5489a00ccf0ea41c1466df8bbde388d9)