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Nonsense Time => FFA => Topic started by: RWG on March 09, 2009, 11:48:00 pm

Title: Matis, you're such a fucktard
Post by: RWG on March 09, 2009, 11:48:00 pm

a) You have terrible grammar and communication skills which are evidently quite important in life, particularly in search of employment but also with family.  You can start by learning the difference between "you're" and "your," as well as the differences between "their," "they're" and "there."

b) You're short.  When I'm in a crowd, people can find me more easily, when I'm up on a podium talking, I have more presence, and when I walk into a room I have more presence.  You try to make up for your height by getting ripped muscles and crazy tattoos; the latter won't be so cool when you're fifty years old.

c) You're unintelligent.  I'm not just saying this because of whatever you study, since in the end that doesn't really matter.  I am saying this because of the way I see you comporting yourself on these messageboards and on AIM.  Your flow of thinking can be seen through these methods and it is fair to say that I am quite obviously not only more intelligent, but a superior being to you.

d) You pee sitting down.

Title: Matis, you're such a fucktard
Post by: Matis on March 10, 2009, 12:23:00 am

(https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsmile.gif&hash=1adea417e08e9042f9ce1a5426616bf29f2ca20e) you dont talk to me on AIM, glad your thinking of me though and made another pointless topic. Pathetic? I think so.

Title: Matis, you're such a fucktard
Post by: RWG on March 10, 2009, 12:27:00 am

I talked to you on AIM about 100 times in 2006 and 2007. Nice memory.

Title: Matis, you're such a fucktard
Post by: wishiwasfamous on March 10, 2009, 01:22:00 am

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Title: Matis, you're such a fucktard
Post by: flukey lukey on March 10, 2009, 03:38:00 am

it shits me off when people complain about grammer on msn / AIM / message boards.

Title: Matis, you're such a fucktard
Post by: RWG on March 10, 2009, 03:41:00 am

I don't care about the way he writes on the boards. I am genuinely concerned about his well being given that he truly does not know the difference between those words I pointed out.

Title: Matis, you're such a fucktard
Post by: Matis on March 10, 2009, 04:13:00 am

ha god do you seriously not listen? I DONT CARE ON THE BOARDS. I know how to type right and what they mean...Seriously worthless and you can't even pay attention to what was said before... you make me laugh with your nonsense though (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsmile.gif&hash=1adea417e08e9042f9ce1a5426616bf29f2ca20e)

Title: Matis, you're such a fucktard
Post by: RWG on March 10, 2009, 04:25:00 am

Prove it. Give me an example of the correct usage of all the "there."

Title: Matis, you're such a fucktard
Post by: Red Bull on March 10, 2009, 08:33:00 am

There once was a goose, with a girl!. Their sexual attraction to each other was horrible. "They're never going to get laid together" Matis said.

Title: Matis, you're such a fucktard
Post by: Matis on March 10, 2009, 01:11:00 pm

there ya go.

Title: Matis, you're such a fucktard
Post by: RWG on March 10, 2009, 02:46:00 pm

No YOU do one Matis.

Title: Matis, you're such a fucktard
Post by: Scrambler Fanny on March 10, 2009, 02:58:00 pm

Quote from: homeonice

it shits me off when people complain about grammer on msn / AIM / message boards.

LOL in the Portland airport!  (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Froll.gif&hash=196327eb634134e9253b02da1d2119d329c46332)

Title: Matis, you're such a fucktard
Post by: Matis on March 10, 2009, 03:34:00 pm

okay... lets see. Ryan White went to his friends house over they're. He touched 2 little boys cause he likes there soft skin. After that he realized what he has done and is now a pedophile. FIN......their ya go! (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsmile.gif&hash=1adea417e08e9042f9ce1a5426616bf29f2ca20e)


any other ball busters?

Title: Matis, you're such a fucktard
Post by: Smit on March 11, 2009, 07:44:00 am

Adam wins this thread (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsmile.gif&hash=1adea417e08e9042f9ce1a5426616bf29f2ca20e)

Title: Matis, you're such a fucktard
Post by: Maygs on March 11, 2009, 08:35:00 am

ROFL, owned by Matis.

Title: Matis, you're such a fucktard
Post by: RWG on March 11, 2009, 08:37:00 am

Hardly owned. You should see how much I get owned in other environments.

Title: Matis, you're such a fucktard
Post by: Carathorn on March 11, 2009, 01:22:00 pm

whats wrong about "d) You pee sitting down. "

Title: Matis, you're such a fucktard
Post by: flukey lukey on March 11, 2009, 04:00:00 pm

hahaha

Title: Matis, you're such a fucktard
Post by: wishiwasfamous on March 11, 2009, 08:14:00 pm

*rates this topic 1 star*

Title: Matis, you're such a fucktard
Post by: Carathorn on March 11, 2009, 09:46:00 pm

yet you used 2 stars to put the phrase in between

Title: Matis, you're such a fucktard
Post by: wishiwasfamous on March 11, 2009, 10:15:00 pm

Does that mean I'm doubly dead, blocked and burned?

Title: Matis, you're such a fucktard
Post by: Carathorn on March 11, 2009, 10:18:00 pm

no, just that your life = ruined

Title: Matis, you're such a fucktard
Post by: Matis on March 12, 2009, 12:05:00 am

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