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Until Ngamer touches it.", "Heaven for a NAMBLA member", "Jewish Population: 1, and falling.", "YOUR HEAD ASPLODE", "No two records are not untied", "We make Speedy Gonzalez look like Regular Gonzalez.", "This page loads up to 1.2 times faster on NTSC!", "shoot us in the back", "the new standard in First Person Browsing", "want TWINE rankings? press Alt and F4", "officially Twin Galaxies ignored", "like mariokart64.com, minus the 'activity'", "don't hate! donate!", "semi-yearly Player of the Month updates!", "Rare Ranks updated rarely!", "since 1997, giving new meaning to the term 'Pointless Times'", "we tried so hard, and got so far, but in the e- *gets shot*", "conceived by Wes McKinney; birthed by Derek Kisman; aborted by Steve Bryze", "changing the world, one parent's basement at a time", "Manhood. Gaydeski. Dick. 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