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The Big Three Plus One => General Chat => Topic started by: Troublesome Moral Code on April 01, 2009, 09:17:00 pm
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Do anything good today? (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fsmile.gif&hash=1adea417e08e9042f9ce1a5426616bf29f2ca20e)
I put a piece of flesh from some chicken I had the other day inside a co-workers' chair (in the part you unscrew in the back). Stank by the end of the day, so I cant wait to see what happens tomorrow.
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FUCK YOUVE BEEN IN HIDING FOR OVER A YEAR AND YOU COME BACK TO POST THAT?
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Sounds like a nice prank Mouser (https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezboard.com%2Fintl%2Faenglish%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fwink.gif&hash=4979046fbfc7ed25a03644bf608e503c4aa73f0f)
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I tricked my girlfriend into thinking her computer was infected with the Conficker worm.
She heard about it last night and she's the extremely paranoid, easily worried type so I figured I'd freak her out. I made a new yahoo email account with username ripla_solof_90 (april fools 09 heh heh), created this text file named "conficker", and sent her 23 emails in 4 minutes a little after 5:00, all with the subject "Hey Steph!" and blank with just the attachment. Then an hour later she texted me telling me about it, and I logged back on and sent her 12 more and she was like they're still sending them! How do I block them? And she was frantically trying to do virus scan because she thought she was infected...good times.
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I would tell the story, but video is more amusing!
http://www.youtube.com/wa...amp;feature=channel_page (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN-gRSSY-7c&feature=channel_page)
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Well this year it was all about wrapping a rubber band around the sprayer in my house (being talked about as something to do that would be hilarious for a few days leading up to April 1st). This joke involves wrapping a rubber band around the sprayer of a sink, so that when the sink is turned on, the water is immediately diverted to the sprayer, and the unsuspecting victim gets hit in the face/chest. My sister wanted to practice I guess, with the aim of getting my mom later, so she wrapped the band around the sprayer. I then pointed the sprayer at her and said "OK turn the sink on," thinking there's no way she would ever do it and perhaps laugh at my weak joke.
My sister turns it on and gets some water in the face.
I laughed.
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hahaha that is a brilliant idea eddie.
I pretty much just told my gf i couldnt talk to her and i wasn't going on webcam today cause i was going to be busy play video games. she got really sad. but i talked to her on webcam and afterwards went out and played video games.
HI MOUSE!