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Title: Ask Karl's cock anything.
Post by: SimThreat on December 30, 2012, 10:56:42 am
Do it.
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Post by: RWG on December 30, 2012, 11:05:00 am
Karl's cock;

do women get pleasure out of hooking up with you and then proceeding to make your life as hellish as possible for as long as you let them?
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Post by: Jimbo on December 30, 2012, 12:25:36 pm
Karl's cock,

Do you think you can help Karl get better Goldeneye times just by being in the same area as him? The last time he was any good, you were still in development.
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Post by: 50 on December 30, 2012, 07:00:44 pm
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Post by: PerfectTaste on December 31, 2012, 06:22:14 am
Karl's cock; why u so nasty?
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Post by: SimThreat on December 31, 2012, 09:13:49 am
Ryan:

Girls have never made my life hellish. I used to be a massive pussy and let girls crush me. I've been 'heartbroken' a couple of times my girls. But I've learnt a lot from it and now I'm not a pussy anymore. Now I"m in a relationship I really like and get sucked regularly.
Title: Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
Post by: SimThreat on December 31, 2012, 09:17:41 am
Jim:

I can't and won't help K.. get better Goldeneye times. I don't give a fuck about Goldeneye. I just like being inside women and urinating.
Title: Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
Post by: SimThreat on December 31, 2012, 09:19:06 am
Get Untieds:

I've been inside 11 women.
Title: Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
Post by: SimThreat on December 31, 2012, 09:20:26 am
Patrik:

You're misinformed. I'm cleaned daily and am not nasty.
Title: Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
Post by: 50 on January 17, 2013, 07:56:44 pm
.
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Post by: flukey lukey on January 18, 2013, 02:15:27 pm
How many push ups can you do with your cock?
Title: Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
Post by: SimThreat on January 18, 2013, 07:54:52 pm
BRIO:

I'm not made of gold. I don't glow in the dark. sadface.
Title: Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
Post by: SimThreat on January 18, 2013, 07:55:56 pm
Luke:

None at the moment unfortunately. But I am training for it. I'm currently using the X4 labs extender and Bathmate to get big and strong.
Title: Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
Post by: 50 on January 18, 2013, 11:32:14 pm
:(
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Post by: Carathorn on January 19, 2013, 07:31:53 am
Dear Karls cock,

Do you feel guilty for the rest of Karl's body  having to compensate 24/7 because of the dwarfism you suffer from?
Title: Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
Post by: SimThreat on January 19, 2013, 09:25:11 am
Carathon:

Im average in size (not below or above) so i dont feel guilty.

P.s i dont like you. Im not going to answer anymore of your questions because i think you are a loser who needs to grow up and get a sense of humour.
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Post by: Henning Blom on January 19, 2013, 11:34:37 am
Dear Karl's cock,

what do you do when Karl is dreaming wet dreams?
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Post by: Darth Vader on January 19, 2013, 02:24:58 pm
hi
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Post by: Carathorn on January 19, 2013, 02:54:38 pm
P.s i dont like you. Im not going to answer anymore of your questions because i think you are a loser who needs to grow up and get a sense of humour.

:nesquik:
Title: Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
Post by: SimThreat on January 19, 2013, 07:22:40 pm
Henning:

K.. doesn't have wet dreams. He has sex at least twice a week and the other days watches a lot of asian porn and masturbates. So there is never really any built up unresolved horniness that needs to be released at night.
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Post by: SimThreat on January 19, 2013, 07:23:20 pm
Marc:

I want to be in you.
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Post by: RWG on January 19, 2013, 08:25:08 pm
What is your most memorable sex experience?
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Post by: SimThreat on January 19, 2013, 09:08:47 pm
Goose:

Just under 2 years ago I was out at a popular night club. Dancing hard on the dance floor. A really hot girl (at least 9/10, 19 years old) came up to me and started dancing with me. We danced for about 5 minutes. She then pulled me off to the side of the dance floor and we started making out. About 1 minute later she pulled me downstairs into the women's toilets. Luckily there was a cubicle available.

She went down on me straight away and then we had sex a little bit. But it was hard to get fully erect because I was in the womens toilets and the moment was pretty crazy. I realised this wasn't the best place for sex so my very first words to her were "lets go back to my place", and he first word to me was "ok".

Wasn't the best sex or anything but defs the most memorable.
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Post by: Darth Vader on January 19, 2013, 11:28:10 pm
Sorry karl's cock, nobody has been in me since i was in deep need for money. When there's no more GE bounties to get, then we'll talk.
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Post by: RWG on January 20, 2013, 01:28:51 am
LOL

"ok"

That's pretty good.

Congrats on the sex.
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Post by: SimThreat on January 20, 2013, 01:55:46 am
She was probably the hottest girl I've been with. Saw her again several times, but back then I was a bitch and I think my neediness/bitchiness drove her away. Holy shit I regret that :( She loved to swallow too.
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Post by: 50 on January 22, 2013, 12:57:11 pm
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Post by: RWG on January 22, 2013, 05:00:10 pm
Don't regret it because it helped make you who you are today.

If she was willing to fuck in you a bathroom stall she probably wasn't wife worthy anyways.
Title: Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
Post by: Jimbo on January 22, 2013, 07:30:05 pm
Cut or uncut? Uncut is kind of disgusting looking but whatever.

Does size ever matter?
Title: Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
Post by: RWG on January 22, 2013, 10:28:24 pm
Uncut is better because the foreskin builds pressure directly on the g-spot. And its 2013 so its no more "disgusting" than the inside of a vagina. So lol @ your mutilated penis.
Title: Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
Post by: SimThreat on January 23, 2013, 06:37:45 pm
Jim:

Uncut.

Size does matter for multiple reasons. But the good news is that anyone can increase the size of their penis using various methods.
Title: Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
Post by: SimThreat on January 23, 2013, 06:40:49 pm
Goose:

I don't regret it because I wanted to marry her. I wanted to fuck her a few more times. She gave the best head I ever had.
Title: Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
Post by: RWG on January 23, 2013, 07:27:45 pm
Ok true, I feel ya on that.

In hindsight my ex is a sociopathic cheating whore, but I definitely would have liked to fuck the shit out of her from behind and holding her against walls and cumming on her face and shit.  But she took advantage of me being a pussy virgin and only let me fuck her missionary.  I do regret that I didn't just pick her up, take control and fuck her like a proper gentleman.  She probably would have let me fuck her for a few more months if I did that as well.

I can relate to you on this matter.
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Post by: Darth Vader on January 23, 2013, 07:38:08 pm
Karl's cock, Have you ever been inside someone and in return you gave a double cheeseburger with bacon?  :kappa:
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Post by: SimThreat on January 24, 2013, 12:49:36 am
Marc:

No idea what you mean.
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Post by: DYM on April 29, 2017, 06:10:30 am
Karl's cock;

How much action do you get daily? From Karl himself, a woman, etc? Does it get painful at times?
Are you taller (longer) than the average human cock? If so do you think that makes you special and superior?
Title: Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
Post by: DYM on May 01, 2017, 08:52:56 am
It appears Karl's cock is dormant.
Title: Re: Ask Karl's cock anything.
Post by: SimThreat on May 01, 2017, 10:18:06 am
Ace:

Almost every day I get several micro wanks (K.. edges a lot while watching jap porn) + most days a full wank. Average sex is around twice a week. Lately has been slightly less because all K..'s energy is going into his Project: Become Awesome.

I'm of average size. The only thing that makes me superior to most cocks is that I'm cleaned very well daily and am a pleasure to suck.