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Title: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flukey lukey on January 14, 2013, 12:28:27 pm
Post any as they happen. For now,

"Are you sure you were strafing?" - Marc Rützou
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: 50 on January 14, 2013, 12:37:03 pm
"Get untieds or die tryin'" - DavidK5
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: RWG on January 14, 2013, 01:05:52 pm
I already made this

http://elite.speedrunwiki.com/forum/index.php?topic=18261.0

but OK keep this one in GE for now
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: 50 on January 15, 2013, 06:01:36 pm
*Cara playing WAR A*

carathorn: ok have to go

» pick up gf from train station

henning_blom: do gal in 25 sec

carathorn: lets all hope for an open door :kappa:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flukey lukey on January 19, 2013, 01:51:20 am
"Get it in there reaal goood"

"I don't smash my controller man, I just smash everything else." - Marc 2013
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Aztec Exemplar on January 19, 2013, 04:04:18 am
The funny thing is that Marc said that first quote while he was pouring in juice.

CARA GOOSE!
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Aztec Exemplar on January 24, 2013, 08:07:13 am
Marc: 21 is luckbox cams
» 116 is skillz
» and that's the difference
» perioud
» the end.

Me: 1:16 is just low lag and boosts
» :kappa: :kappa:

Perfectace05: with skillz you can get 21/22 with somewaht crap run
» LOL mirror

Inkosidevinyl: why do you do this to me

Me: I can't stop lol'ing
» I'm sorry

#MarcForPeople'sChamp2013
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: 50 on January 24, 2013, 08:42:05 pm
OHMSS: I'd rather drink my own piss than playing Def PA WR strat

Marc: "Ace does so well on egypt because he is familiar with his home country"
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flukey lukey on January 25, 2013, 01:20:29 am
Quote
Marc: "Ace does so well on egypt because he is familiar with his home country"

 :nesquik:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: 50 on January 25, 2013, 01:23:53 am
lol this one's hard af
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flukey lukey on January 25, 2013, 02:21:54 am
Asane1: Goldeneye is too old for a priest to have sex with though

in response to:

Rwhitegoose: WHAT IS THIS FUCKING SORCERY
» WHAT IS THIS
Inkosidevinyl: what the fuck was that
Rwhitegoose: I NEED A FUCKING EXORCISM
Inkosidevinyl: 4 backboosts
Rwhitegoose: GONNA TAKE MY FUCKING GAME TO A PRIEST
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Aztec Exemplar on January 27, 2013, 08:27:25 am
*Illu walks back and forth behind Natalya while she is doing computer hacking on Control*

MirrorMage1: Lol Illu

Illudude: thought some butt sex would help her out

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Homeonice222: girls are harder to deal with than silo SA lag
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: RWG on January 29, 2013, 07:27:41 am
w00ter007: what is this jimbo 2 prs sorcery
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Shadow on January 29, 2013, 08:30:23 am
I agree, what is this 2-PR sorcery?
Jimbo's within spitting distance of Axel now?
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Darth Vader on January 29, 2013, 03:53:00 pm
Thesweetknight: I think getting these World Record's are just Pure Luck.


Thesweetknight: I do have Goldeneye 64 Inkosi. I have Streamed before.
» I just dont know how to Strafe. I play normal
» but I play with Style!


Axzak: in 2020, someone will get 16 with 3.x



Homeonice222: runway 22 doesn't seem too bad
» i'm getting the hang of the grenade timings
» 3.x
» no quickpause
Briobriss: 3.X exist seriously? lol




Kingjames27: da goose GG room strat :D
Broadcaster Inkosidevinyl: Boss
Briobriss:  :kappa:
Kingjames27:  :kappa:
Broadcaster Inkosidevinyl:  :kappa:
» just another strat goose tried to steal  :kappa:
Speedruntrainer:  :kappa:
Axzak:  :kappa:
Suprioten:  :kappa:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: RWG on January 29, 2013, 03:54:11 pm
Actually the first to use that start was Boss in 2007. :kappa:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Darth Vader on January 29, 2013, 03:56:34 pm
Fixed.  :kappa:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: RWG on January 30, 2013, 04:52:45 am
Spoiler

Mod TimeoutBanhomeonice222: this is it

Mod TimeoutBaninkosidevinyl: 100%

» holy shit

Mod TimeoutBanhomeonice222: holy fucking shit man

TimeoutBanshinolikesbugs: 46

Mod TimeoutBaninkosidevinyl: that's 45

» congrats goose

Mod TimeoutBanhomeonice222: COME ON MAN

Mod TimeoutBaninkosidevinyl: CONGRATS

TimeoutBannaegleria: that has to

Mod TimeoutBanhomeonice222: YES

Mod TimeoutBanilludude: lol

Mod TimeoutBanhomeonice222: YES

TimeoutBanshinolikesbugs: 45 45

TimeoutBanswaetford: NICE

TimeoutBanalchavezz: yessssss

TimeoutBanasane1: Not possible in japanese

Mod TimeoutBaninkosidevinyl: I TOLD YOU

Mod TimeoutBanhomeonice222: WELL DONE RYAN!

TimeoutBanvykan12: lmao reaction

Mod TimeoutBaninkosidevinyl: PASSED ILLU

TimeoutBannaegleria: Thats how its done

TimeoutBanshinolikesbugs:

Mod TimeoutBanhomeonice222: LOLOLOLOLOL

TimeoutBannaegleria:

Mod TimeoutBaninkosidevinyl: lol shirt off

TimeoutBanvykan12: Omfg I love this

» Why did he shirt off?

» Is he spinning?

Mod TimeoutBanilludude: rof he's tearing himself apart

TimeoutBanweregoose: The frame! Tilt the picture frame!

TimeoutBanshinolikesbugs: #6

TimeoutBanasane1: It's only 1 second

TimeoutBankastlekop: URN !!!

TimeoutBannaegleria:

TimeoutBanaskir: Shirtless goose!

TimeoutBanvykan12:

TimeoutBanweregoose: So... congrats...

Mod TimeoutBaninkosidevinyl: how does it feel goose

Mod TimeoutBanhomeonice222: massive moment in goose's career

Mod TimeoutBaninkosidevinyl: comments

TimeoutBanvykan12:

»

»

»

Mod TimeoutBaninkosidevinyl:

TimeoutBanvykan12: SPEECH

Mod TimeoutBaninkosidevinyl: THAT

» WAS AMAZING

» :')

TimeoutBanshinolikesbugs: that mood change

Mod TimeoutBaninkosidevinyl: i love you goose

Broadcaster rwhitegoose: I love YOU

TimeoutBanvykan12: If there were ever a moment to fap

Broadcaster rwhitegoose: I dunno what to do now with the stream lolololol

Mod TimeoutBanhomeonice222: Excellent Speech

Mod TimeoutBanilludude: congrats Goose

TimeoutBanshowzen: I came

Broadcaster rwhitegoose: thanks

Mod TimeoutBaninkosidevinyl: speech was epic

Mod TimeoutBanhomeonice222: 10/10

TimeoutBanshinolikesbugs: now get 44

TimeoutBanphantomlink29: gratz goose

TimeoutBanaskir: What to do? Run for 44?

TimeoutBanlostguy12: train?

TimeoutBanphantomlink29: whitegoose, not the other goose

TimeoutBanaskir: or practice blindfolded runway

TimeoutBankastlekop: frigate

TimeoutBanswaetford: rewind and replay it?

Mod TimeoutBanhomeonice222: the music was amazing on that run,

Mod TimeoutBaninkosidevinyl: goose trust me, you need to grind egypt 46, then just end of career with a ridic untied

» sweet

TimeoutBanvykan12: Do it now, shirtless swag

TimeoutBankastlekop: victory urns

Mod TimeoutBaninkosidevinyl: that's a sweet goal

TimeoutBanasane1: that looks painful

Mod TimeoutBaninkosidevinyl: OMG HURRY POST YOUR TIME ON THE RANKS

» BEFORE ILLU WILL PR

TimeoutBanshowzen: is dat a tumor?

TimeoutBanwirelessfox: it's like you were playing mario party or something, except with your thumb

Mod TimeoutBanhomeonice222: that thumb is the ultimate truth

Mod TimeoutBaninkosidevinyl: 1.1 is worse than herion

TimeoutBanshinolikesbugs:

TimeoutBannaegleria:

Mod TimeoutBaninkosidevinyl: cya goose

Mod TimeoutBanhomeonice222: cya

Broadcaster rwhitegoose: lol I h ave to watch the video of this

Mod TimeoutBaninkosidevinyl: that was a sweet stream

» i'm gonna stream now

Mod TimeoutBanilludude: that was emotional

Mod TimeoutBanhomeonice222: highlight it

TimeoutBanalchavezz: yea that was some sheet right there

Broadcaster rwhitegoose: yeah for sure

Mod TimeoutBanilludude: bruse waliz is still going for facility 43

» don't understand why though

» http://www.twitch.tv/perfectace05


Spoiler



 Mod TimeoutBanmirrormage1: Just show you get 45 with lights

» Fac 45

» Great warp

 TimeoutBandxm24: the urn

 Mod TimeoutBanmirrormage1: Low 25

» HERE WE GOOO

» YES

» WE FUCKING DID IT GUYS

 TimeoutBandxm24: nice

 TimeoutBanthenitrostealth: WOOOOOO!!

 Mod TimeoutBanmirrormage1: FUCK YOU BLAZIN 620

 Mod TimeoutBanhomeonice222: fuck yes!

 TimeoutBanretrogaminggreens: YESSSSSSS

» LOOKED GOOD

 Mod TimeoutBanmirrormage1: HE FUCKING DID IT

 TimeoutBanthenitrostealth: NOW GO DRINK SOME WHISKEY

 Mod TimeoutBanhi_its_robbie: lol clicked away from screen and missed it

 TimeoutBanheylow2: 620 blaze it

 Mod TimeoutBanhi_its_robbie:

 TimeoutBanilludude: rof

 Mod TimeoutBanhomeonice222: I saw that from bed, knew it was on the edge

 Mod TimeoutBanmirrormage1: THAT WARP WAS FUCKING INSANE

 TimeoutBanalmightyjoker79: grats on 24, now perfect dark perfect agent right?

 Mod TimeoutBanhomeonice222: 24.999999999

 TimeoutBanflickerform: GRATZ

 Mod TimeoutBanmirrormage1: Goose, that warp

» It was amazing

» is amazing

» is truly... amazing

Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flukey lukey on January 30, 2013, 08:07:24 am
^ROFL

Hi_its_robbie: this is like watching two people having a stroke simultaneously
» well tbh Marc there's $35 in it for you
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Soft-Hedwig on January 30, 2013, 11:37:38 pm
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on January 29, 2013, 03:53:00 pm
Thesweetknight: I think getting these World Record's are just Pure Luck.

he's right you know  :nesquik:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Darth Vader on January 31, 2013, 02:49:36 am
I just dont know how to Strafe. I play normal
» but I play with Style!

 :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik:

Most troll comment ever made in the history of this universe.
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DavidK5 on January 31, 2013, 05:49:13 pm
speedruntrainer: HAHAHAHA
» OH, NATALYA
» OH, NATALYA, OH, OH
» That was a good BJ !
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: speedruntrainer on January 31, 2013, 06:04:31 pm
:nesquik:

Nice way of playing multi, btw :kappa:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Darth Vader on January 31, 2013, 06:05:05 pm
Quote from: DavidK5 on January 31, 2013, 05:49:13 pm
speedruntrainer: HAHAHAHA
» OH, NATALYA
» OH, NATALYA, OH, OH
» That was a good BJ !

Could someone kindly explain me what the fuck i just read.
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: speedruntrainer on February 01, 2013, 08:50:39 am
Illudude: 320/00000041-025255,02äääääääå'000000000000000000000000000k9
» rof cat
» wrote that
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flukey lukey on February 06, 2013, 12:50:44 pm
Thebigbossman007: my work is sorcery, I'm trying to call back and can't get a hold of anyone
 Rwhitegoose: LOL
 Homeonice222: haha boss
 Rwhitegoose: amazing description of work
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Aztec Exemplar on February 07, 2013, 07:07:25 am
Perfectace05: so if i get better at the locks
» 58 shouldnt be too hard
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flukey lukey on February 07, 2013, 07:55:06 am
Quote
Perfectace05: PAL is horrible
» wasted 2.5 hr of my time
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: RWG on February 07, 2013, 05:04:31 pm
This is a conversation between two anonymous eliters which recently took place.  The punchline is at the end and it is definitely worth it.  Also, not twitch but I'm posting it here because it's fucking hilarious.

To read it, where there is a space, the next line is the other person, so just keep switching persons as you switch lines.


-------------------------------------------
-------------------------------------------


lol i wanted to say "an african american sorcerer" but itll probably be pretty offensive to a few random people on my friends list


yeah LOL she was black?
figures Kappa


of course... of course
african american
crack bitch
we get like 5-10 really rude african american bitches daily, especially with food stamps at the beginning of the month
Honestly dude Im racist as fuck against african american women
the guys arent that bad usually


LOOOOL


but the women are fucking stupid


yeah the fat uneducated black ones


they act so entitled
and annoying


ugh I used to get hit on ONLY by black women it was so frustrating
yeah it's a joke how they get their food stamps and show up insta


I get hit on by ugly black women all the time at work


you know not to go to the grocery stores in bad neighborhoods here when the govt cheques come in


at least those are the nice customers though
the bad ones always find something to bitch about
dont throw my bread, watch my food, youre going too fast, why didnt you greet me... etc
aklways something


lmfao lmfao RIDIC


LOL this one time i forgot to scan some ladies item after shge complained i was prejudice for not greeting her
then after i said mam i didnt charge you for that you need to come back
and she called me a smart ass and bitched


LOL


it was pretty funny


holy fuck why are there so many black people where you work
move to Montana lol


dude you get some ridic troll stories working at a grocery store in a lower class area
I worked at an aldi in the country once and it was nice as fuck
like all upper class nice people
but around here its total sorcery


hahhahahah SORCERY
a bunch of Baron Samedis coming in

lmao
Yeah its like the 3rd baron every time i see them standing in the line, i just know Im gonna get screwed
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: ManceGaydar on February 08, 2013, 05:27:25 am
Antigoose:  God Goose is annoying.
Broadcaster Inkosidevinyl: 
» inorite LOL
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: 50 on February 08, 2013, 10:15:25 am
still looking for the punch
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: RWG on February 18, 2013, 07:04:01 am
 hi_its_robbie: stream over?

»

 Broadcaster perfectace05: yeah i should study the
truth

» rather than waste my time getting an irrel wr
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: OHMSS on April 26, 2013, 04:51:05 am
Ultimate truth about twitch chat:

(https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ff.666kb.com%2Fi%2Fcdjxjcqv4n1hl7x1i.png&hash=f931d0b319b4392cd1525e35b088f10c55fb5b52)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: RWG on May 02, 2013, 06:19:13 am
From Bozon's Silo DLTK vid...


Quote
Graham Maddocks  1 week ago

I remember you telling me no one would ever beet Silo.
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on May 02, 2013, 07:26:52 am
FailFish

E - It's kind of funny how Jon's message has the most upvotes on YouTube, even though his contribution to GE is very little.. just saying. :nesquik:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: OHMSS on May 02, 2013, 08:13:22 am
Ngamer's festschrift just hit the zeitgeist of all the youtube dummkopfs.

Spoiler
Bow before my knowledge of german loanwords in english :kappa:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Darth Vader on May 02, 2013, 11:20:38 am
I have 8 Youtube accounts.

DOWNVOTE TIME :kappa:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flukey lukey on May 02, 2013, 12:54:43 pm
"Sometimes, I'm even better than myself." - Marc
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: 50 on May 02, 2013, 01:03:23 pm
^lol
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Softman25 on May 04, 2013, 02:54:18 am
Quoting myself for history purposes:


"I don't know how Luke is getting all these PRs. Clearly, he must have a basement full of monkeys playing Goldeneye for him".
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Darth Vader on May 04, 2013, 06:33:43 am
That was far from funny. I'm sure pretty much everyone would agree with me here :kappa:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Aztec Exemplar on May 04, 2013, 08:29:57 am
Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl on May 04, 2013, 06:33:43 am
That was far from funny. I'm sure pretty much everyone would agree with me here :kappa:

lol gtfo troll
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Darth Vader on May 05, 2013, 09:27:23 am
Not from Twitch, but an insane recent comment on my silo 122 vid.

"lol i've been doing this level all day, didn't realize you could run past people... i did it the hard way, shot everyone!"

 :v  :kappa:  :nesquik:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on May 05, 2013, 09:55:48 am
lmao the comments from random scrubs on YT are truly amazing.
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flukey lukey on May 05, 2013, 10:49:03 am
"I might be slow, but I play with style."
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Darth Vader on May 05, 2013, 11:47:59 am
I just dont know how to Strafe. I play normal
» but I play with Style!

 :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik:

One of my favorites along with the comment on clem's b2 46 on elitewrvids which is now gone. "He didn't open Nat's cell door, i smell hacks. The Elite? More like the fucking morons" :D Are we really that fast?

Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: OHMSS on May 05, 2013, 02:35:25 pm
Paraphrasing those out of memory:

On YT on a B2 00A WR vid, someone commented
"Too bad you got lost at the start, but other than it was a great run!"
refering to the clipboard lure at the T-junction.

Also on YT I think on a Facility 44, another dude commented:
"Wow that was close to perfection. But you could maybe cut another 2 seconds if you blew up the tanks faster."
refering to the wait for the exit timing.

Also ridiculous
"Marc you should go for 43"
Mirror talking about B2 SA on Twitch ;D
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Darth Vader on May 05, 2013, 05:50:13 pm
On YT on a B2 00A WR vid, someone commented
"Too bad you got lost at the start, but other than it was a great run!"
refering to the clipboard lure at the T-junction.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i remember that one. The funniest part is that he is probably serious about it.
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Aztec Exemplar on May 05, 2013, 06:15:43 pm
I think that was me trolling about for Marc's B2 untied sweep which won't happen unfortunately.
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on May 17, 2013, 09:15:09 am
One of my favourite quotes:

"I don't get why I'm so good at a game I hate" - Clemens (about PD)

:nesquik:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Softman25 on May 21, 2013, 10:36:54 am
"But I am bad" - Homeonice222


:kappa: :kappa: :kappa: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :kappa: :kappa: :kappa:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on May 25, 2013, 03:19:01 am
"Hey Rayan, love your amazing runs. Been following you for ages, you inspire me to do some runs of my own! I feel you, I had a fucking 0:16 Agent Bunker 1, then fucked it all up on those same fucking stairs, but there were guards in the way, I wasted 3 seconds because I also fucked up the warp finish FFFFFUUUUUUUU >.>"
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Softman25 on May 25, 2013, 06:11:32 am
(https://i.imgur.com/69XLnpB.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on May 25, 2013, 06:36:32 am
Creating irrelevant new categories and getting "WRs" in them to build hype. :nesquik: :v :nesquik: :nesquik:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: RWG on May 25, 2013, 06:48:38 am
Speedun Popularity 101
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flukey lukey on May 29, 2013, 10:23:14 am
 w00ter007: someday if I learn to make games, I'll make a game with Frigate^Frigate RNG

» it's speedrun heaven for the truly lucky people

» hell for the skilled people without luck

» then I sell it to Jimbo

» who is neither

» Kappa
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Darth Vader on May 29, 2013, 01:45:26 pm
:kappa:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: AZ on May 29, 2013, 01:54:38 pm
 :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :kappa: :nesquik:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Darth Vader on July 04, 2013, 08:31:13 pm
What is Henning's favorite Broadway Show?

Phantom of the Opera.


What is Henning's favorite MMA fighter?

Kimbo Splice.


What does Henning get at a Bed Bath and Beyond clearance sale?

The last frame.

- DK

:nesquik:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on July 29, 2013, 02:48:18 pm
During the Infil SA/PA intro cinema on stream, roughly the same thing said by about 3 different people:

"Are we watching a Marc video?"
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Shadow on July 30, 2013, 07:30:25 am
^ Now that's comedy!
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Aztec Exemplar on July 30, 2013, 08:21:58 am
Still way better than 1:16.
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Aztec Exemplar on April 05, 2014, 10:21:32 am
This thread needs to be revived, I lol'd multiple times reading this thread over again.

Quote from: Percy on January 27, 2013, 08:27:25 am
Homeonice222: girls are harder to deal with than silo SA lag

Stoxenbawns: "How do you do the double doors, Mirror?"

MirrorMage1: "i just swag it up and strafe it all the way"

Stoxenbawns: "oh i just swag it up? ok"


Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Stoxenbawns on April 05, 2014, 11:22:07 am
mirrormace pls
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on April 06, 2014, 02:11:44 pm
(talking about Caverns SA)

Sniper_Patrol: I don't C the point of doing this throw.
w00ter007: don't B a smartass
DarkSlayer64: this is not D run
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Aztec Exemplar on April 15, 2014, 11:31:08 pm
Mirrormage1:  i just wanted to visit so we can reflect upon our life achievements and discuss life goals while eating fruit on the beach
Davidclemensn:  it made me lol when my gf referred to you as philly
Mirrormage1:  while the sun sets and we get to see the waves approach our feet sinking in the sand
Ryanlockwood:  ok what gay conversation did i come into
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Aztec Exemplar on April 26, 2014, 08:28:26 am
 Mirrormage1:  ace
 Mirrormage1:  have you ever head
 Mirrormage1:  all the WRs
 Mirrormage1:  on PD agent?
 Perfectace:  lol no way
 Mirrormage1:  *had
 Mirrormage1:  ok
Karljobst:  ask me mirror
 Mirrormage1:  ok
 Mirrormage1:  wait
 Mirrormage1:  have you ever had all the WRs on PD agent?
Karljobst:  yes
 Mirrormage1:  OMG
 Mirrormage1:  CONFIRMED BEST PLAYER
Karljobst:  ace pwned
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: aRea_cc on April 26, 2014, 09:00:37 am
http://rankings.the-elite.net/perfect-dark/past/2003/04/26
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on May 07, 2014, 06:19:46 am
Prose_sa: a black guy, a jew, and an arduino walk into a bar..
  Ryanlockwood: ^
  Ryanlockwood: LOL
  Perfectace: dying
  Rwhitegoose: the bartender goes "hey, you can't INPUT that here"
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: speedruntrainer on May 14, 2014, 07:03:53 am
(https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi58.tinypic.com%2F2f03dxh.png&hash=952ca8b60070cf5f136ff31ee978be64786c8195)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Aztec Exemplar on June 12, 2014, 03:41:57 am
    Cosmowright: goose you make some good posts on the-elite.net forums
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flukey lukey on July 06, 2014, 06:24:10 pm
"Man my Jungle 53 is fucking Perfect, that was the cleanest Xenia kill... How the hell was this run only 53?!... Ohhh hahahahaha I was watching Gregor's 51!!!" - Eise Smit

this happened last night during woody's stream, might be worth hunting down for a highlight lol
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Darth Vader on July 07, 2014, 01:00:18 pm
Eise is unconscious about a lot of things in GE speedrunning, but the fact that he watched another player's vid and thought that it was himself playing that run is unbelievable and hilarious.
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Smit on July 07, 2014, 01:46:26 pm
Quote from: Marcus Stryker on July 07, 2014, 01:00:18 pm
was himself playing that run is unbelievable and hilarious.

Good :)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: OHMSS on July 11, 2014, 08:23:39 am
The RTA revolution is real, thanks to a brilliant idea by speedrunning pro Dashizer, the greatest strategic mind since SpiderWaffle.

Quote
Dashizer:  A full segment run can be optimized with IL strats right? I mean I know some of them are very difficult to pull off, but if for some possible way you hit all your IL strats in full run the total time would be great
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: speedruntrainer on July 14, 2014, 09:18:31 pm
In Admiralsmit's chat:

(https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi59.tinypic.com%2Fvhoow.png&hash=3925335f2d0c0e198406df1e36bc0934553b97f1)

(https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi62.tinypic.com%2F20uqtmq.png&hash=0179d513411f0442cedcd67236cf9238bb6d451f)

:kappa: :kappa: :kappa:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Carathorn on July 15, 2014, 04:54:20 am
getting paid to take a shit feels absolutely amazing.
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Aztec Exemplar on July 18, 2014, 12:14:30 pm
 Homeonice222: gay
 Mirrormage1: ur gay
 Homeonice222: true
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Wody on July 18, 2014, 12:17:43 pm
12:12 TimeoutBan  MirrorMage1: im about to go to bed as well
12:12 TimeoutBan  homeonice222: gay
12:12 TimeoutBan  MirrorMage1: ur gay
12:12 TimeoutBan  homeonice222: true
12:12 TimeoutBan  homeonice222: false
12:12 TimeoutBan  homeonice222: ah
12:12 TimeoutBan  MirrorMage1: looooooooooooooooool
12:12 TimeoutBan  homeonice222: that's what you call bad fucking timing


now mirror we dont want to take things out of context and make people look bad do we? :nesquik:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Aztec Exemplar on July 18, 2014, 12:21:42 pm
the rest of that chat log is fake
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: wheatrich on July 24, 2014, 03:38:21 am
a convo with jimbo who's getting 15 viewers at the time on his 155 00 attempts   (I note that he needs to get on a bigger community than just lol elite if he wants more viewers but what do I know)

eventually we get to something like and watching streets sucks

which is true but a few hours later goose is playing streets

has over 600 viewers

poor jimbo
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Jimbo on July 24, 2014, 11:06:57 pm
Goose is going for a major untied record, I'm going for an irrel tier 4 record Kappa
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Wody on July 28, 2014, 11:36:12 pm
(https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.gyazo.com%2F048bee7e23fcb01e47bd8cbe3c25cd58.png&hash=58143556652673990c385fa1bca7536204885815)

(https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.gyazo.com%2F3b0c3a7edd475371ceb6f730978107a0.png&hash=5f8c0211f99179512cb4b2fc9c3e2754f735602c)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: RWG on July 29, 2014, 04:59:39 pm
Quote from: Jimbo on July 24, 2014, 11:06:57 pm
Goose is going for a major untied record, I'm going for an irrel tier 4 record Kappa

Guess you haven't noticed the 600-800 viewers watching me attempt Surface 1 Agent 1:02 the past few nights :nesquik:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on July 29, 2014, 06:16:17 pm
Jim could honestly have 200+ viewers every stream if he bothered. His commentary and gameplay (as bad as it may be sometimes) is pretty entertaining and I enjoy watching his PR vids for the reactions.
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: RWG on July 29, 2014, 06:55:56 pm
Yeah, if only he didn't forfeit every race he ever entered on SRL :kappa:

Gotta man up and do those 30 races to get on the frontpage.  I agree he could definitely have similar numbers to Lockwood.
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: .. on August 16, 2014, 11:20:15 pm
COME as u r337 (21:15:11): wodahs has some friends over and one of them has a kid with him
COME as u r337 (21:15:15): like a 7-8 year old or something
COME as u r337 (21:15:23): they're all in his room watching OoT bingo
COME as u r337 (21:15:30): and i got the kid to recite Lockwoods 112 video
COME as u r337 (21:15:31): line for line
TopRogue7 (21:16:00): with the cursing?
COME as u r337 (21:16:08): he said "ucking" instead of "fucking"
COME as u r337 (21:16:12): but its amazing

Wodahs, please give us all the details (who is the ucking kid?) and highlight that!!!!!
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: .. on August 17, 2014, 12:46:32 pm
http://www.twitch.tv/wodahsr/b/558900321?t=1h48m35s
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Thiradell on September 03, 2014, 01:46:28 am
"I'm going to run into this wall of guards for the next hour of my life, and then I'm going to go bed. You guys ready? Let's do this."

cosmo playing b1 Agent
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flukey lukey on December 13, 2014, 06:35:29 pm
Birdie88: "Oscar P. should get an Oscar for his work on Runway 22."
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: SimThreat on December 29, 2014, 08:39:48 pm
'It was so hard to watch... but by god I watched the whole thing. Even damn second.'
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: OHMSS on January 18, 2015, 02:37:56 pm
B62/Dugg is a real bro

(https://i.imgur.com/15ASEGa.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: RWG on January 31, 2015, 05:41:06 am
(https://i.imgur.com/zw70NFo.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flukey lukey on January 31, 2015, 05:46:17 am
riperoonie
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: deletedprofile.u on January 31, 2015, 04:09:28 pm
Loling  :nesquik:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Wodahs-Reklaw on January 31, 2015, 04:34:10 pm
 :nesquik:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Icy on February 01, 2015, 02:11:47 am
Inkosidevinyl: yeah you go a little nuts after a lot of GE speedrunning for sure
Inkosidevinyl: like look what happened to ace
Inkosidevinyl: just says m8 all the time
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Lark on February 27, 2015, 03:13:48 pm
(Wodah was discussing the elevator warp on Control)

"I'm always in the crack while I'm pulling out my PP7"

- Wodah
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Wodahs-Reklaw on April 12, 2015, 09:48:09 pm
[18:11] @GoldenJimbo007: I will eat a pile of St. Bernard dog feces if you skip to 35
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on April 12, 2015, 11:02:38 pm
That's nice but what about the battery?
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flukey lukey on April 12, 2015, 11:41:28 pm
Quote from: YourIrrelnessGE on April 12, 2015, 11:02:38 pm
That's nice but what about the battery?

Jim doesn't keep promises boys, it's all hot air.

I hope you skip to 35 though Dan
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Jimbo on April 12, 2015, 11:47:50 pm
Eating a battery would literally kill a man (and I stand by the fact that I do not recall actually committing to this, I did suggest a battery as a joke though at one point but w/e). Dog shit is doable but not deadly.
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: T+ on April 14, 2015, 03:46:20 pm
3:45 Birdie88: austin's leave involves taking a bunker 1 style piss break during trev's speach
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Spec on April 14, 2015, 04:17:18 pm
Quote from: Jimbo on April 12, 2015, 11:47:50 pm
Eating a battery would literally kill a man (and I stand by the fact that I do not recall actually committing to this, I did suggest a battery as a joke though at one point but w/e). Dog shit is doable but not deadly.

Shut up, wrap it up in a few condoms or something and chug it down like south american cocaine smugglers.
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: T+ on April 20, 2015, 09:01:15 pm
A conversation from Spectrexs's stream

3:27 Qweczol: Just got done degening a 10 page parer
3:27 Qweczol: paper
3:28 Hitekaimerr: 89h sesh OneHand
3:28 OHMSS_: what's it bout?
3:28 Admiralsmit: caverns agent
3:28 Qweczol: lol
3:28 Qweczol: the paper was on a project i had to do this semester about safety
3:29 Admiralsmit: safety in caverns?
3:29 Qweczol: Yeah
3:29 Qweczol: Protecting the scientists
3:29 OHMSS_: Abstract: In recent years, interest to complete Caverns fast rose amongst gamers. Thus, ...
3:29 Admiralsmit: makes sense
3:29 Qweczol: lol ohmss
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Aztec Exemplar on April 20, 2015, 11:44:35 pm
A 10 page paper won't even help prevent scientist deaths on Caverns.
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: T+ on April 21, 2015, 12:51:00 am
12:50 TimeoutBan Ndforever1: Squrp what are the inputs for shooting during the cutscene with 2.4? I only randomly get it by randomly hitting buttons. LOl
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: T+ on April 22, 2015, 12:32:10 am
9:05 Spectrexs: fucking hug jaws like he's a los angeles slutty hot girl

12:31 Hitekaimerr: what's this level called? - birdie '15
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: hitekaimer on April 22, 2015, 01:59:54 am
1:14 Qweczol: You don't talk to other guys when you're playing with your dick
1:14 Qweczol: ??????
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: OG on May 13, 2015, 04:17:51 am
[09:15] ~Birdie88: if i cant do this then clearly nobody can and we should give up

- Trying to throw a grenade through the wall to destroy ammo dump
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: speedruntrainer on May 13, 2015, 05:19:43 pm
Illudude: symbolic of villa going into the dishwasher an becoming washed up :kappa:

DarkSlayer64: I actually WANT people to pass me
IcySpeedruns: We'll warp past you :kappa:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Dark Slayer on May 13, 2015, 06:24:36 pm
Quote from: Perfect Warp on May 13, 2015, 05:19:43 pm
DarkSlayer64: I actually WANT people to pass me
IcySpeedruns: We'll warp past you :kappa:

Can't believe I missed that reply when it happened.  :LOL:

10/10
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: T+ on May 29, 2015, 02:13:44 am
2:12 Inkosidevinyl: Clemens gave me his full GE skill through his almighty cock
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flukey lukey on June 17, 2015, 10:26:20 pm
davidclemensn: i hate when I start thinking about sex during sessions
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flicker on June 17, 2015, 10:28:51 pm
LOOOOOOOOOL
I feel you bro
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Taylor on June 17, 2015, 10:49:35 pm
LOL i also have sex good one haha lol
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: RWG on June 17, 2015, 10:59:46 pm
I've never thought once about sex during a GE session in my 10 years.

GE and women exist in completely different universes.  I was only getting laid when I stopped playing GE, and stopped getting laid when I started playing GE again.  Even going back to 16 years old.  The two simply cannot coexist.  If my mind ever gets distracted while playing GE it's thinking about degeneracy, existentialism and the like.  Sex during a session?  Wtf?
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flicker on June 18, 2015, 12:44:37 am
Quote from: Vicar of the Speedrun Realm on June 17, 2015, 10:59:46 pm
GE and women exist in completely different universes.  I was only getting laid when I stopped playing GE, and stopped getting laid when I started playing GE again.  Even going back to 16 years old.  The two simply cannot coexist.  If my mind ever gets distracted while playing GE it's thinking about degeneracy, existentialism and the like.  Sex during a session?  Wtf?

I would seriously hate this life.
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Jimbo on June 18, 2015, 01:04:39 am
Man I've gotten a blowjob by more than one chick playing Mario Kart 64 and Goldeneye, that shit is utter nonsense.
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Red Bull on June 18, 2015, 04:38:32 pm
Quote from: Jimbo on June 18, 2015, 01:04:39 am
Chick I've gotten a blowjob by more than one man playing Mario Kart 64 and Goldeneye, that shit is utter nonsense.

fix'd
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: RK on June 19, 2015, 01:42:41 am
Quote from: Vicar of the Speedrun Realm on June 17, 2015, 10:59:46 pm
I've never thought once about sex during a GE session in my 10 years.

GE and women exist in completely different universes.  I was only getting laid when I stopped playing GE, and stopped getting laid when I started playing GE again.  Even going back to 16 years old.  The two simply cannot coexist.  If my mind ever gets distracted while playing GE it's thinking about degeneracy, existentialism and the like.  Sex during a session?  Wtf?
I feel this. Except I got laid when I was degening pretty hard, but that was cuz I was living with my ex. Also the word existentialism is epic.
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Icy on June 24, 2015, 03:48:38 am
Greenounet: hello mates
WodahsR: well I just got 37 00A cradle
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Thiradell on June 24, 2015, 06:19:24 am
Quote from: Red Bull on June 18, 2015, 04:38:32 pm
Quote from: Jimbo on June 18, 2015, 01:04:39 am
Chick I've gotten a blowjob by more than one man playing Mario Kart 64 and Goldeneye, that shit is utter nonsense.

fix'd

hi Max uhhh 6/10
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: deletedprofile.u on June 25, 2015, 09:37:01 pm
Birdie88: .....Can feel their boners from here.....punchin' 'em in the head.  :kappa:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Spec on June 26, 2015, 03:52:35 am
04:50 WodahsR: should have sex before you marry the girl you wanna marry
04:50 davidclemensn: yeah
04:50 RyanLockwood: i agree
04:50 WodahsR: gotta make sure both are sexually compatable
04:50 davidclemensn: dont wanna marry then find out that pussy loose as fuck
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: RBlackGoose on June 26, 2015, 09:48:41 pm
7:33w00ter007: where are karl and ace
7:34Inkosidevinyl: somehwere pretending they have a life
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Taylor on June 27, 2015, 03:05:39 am
(https://i.imgur.com/aP1Oquf.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: RWG on June 27, 2015, 05:14:30 am
(https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.gyazo.com%2F0c15d55b6729fb109c6178bc427d9282.png&hash=1b473783832aa96fbca40a349880337b995cc18a)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: speedruntrainer on July 14, 2015, 03:48:40 pm
(https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi59.tinypic.com%2Fm9pw8o.png&hash=c41c683dfa120b82d5a0a3b6cc4033175cfe2cf3)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: RWG on July 14, 2015, 04:21:55 pm
LOL!
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Ryker on July 19, 2015, 08:35:00 pm
*GoldenJimbo007 cracked an on stream 9/11 joke*

Domnmonic: You're a fucking nutcase
GoldenJimbo007: You're an asshole lol
TroubleClef92: Rekt
GoldenJimbo007: I had an uncle who died on 9/11 I can joke about it
Ryker9: Wait.. what...
GoldenJimbo007: ... 9/11/1996 but still
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: T+ on July 21, 2015, 06:48:31 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/E28hscg.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: bothanspy on July 27, 2015, 03:38:17 pm
Totally random Jimbo quote during SGDQ.

(https://i.imgur.com/GJNVnX6.png?3) (https://imgur.com/GJNVnX6)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Jimbo on July 27, 2015, 03:52:06 pm
Haha how on earth did you catch that? That was after that stupid "suck his dick" reference to Will Ferrell.
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: deletedprofile.u on July 27, 2015, 09:46:26 pm
Dying.  :rollin:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Spec on October 22, 2015, 07:56:36 pm
21:53 TimeoutBan josh116pep: Cats poop in my mulch so I kill cats
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flukey lukey on November 06, 2015, 07:11:06 am
Birdie88: "It's gonna be too high, it's gonna be too low, it's gonna be too bad." - Choking the grenade shot on a 1:49 pace S1 SA run.
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: OG on November 10, 2015, 07:04:52 pm
Birdie88: "the hardest part of moving away from my family was that my mom cant bring in my diarrhea pan"
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Swiss on August 12, 2016, 11:37:51 am
(https://i.gyazo.com/6ee428acb76481a27e510c9cf4190367.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on September 04, 2016, 10:01:23 am
(https://i.gyazo.com/47078fcf6c965472338e899611209e0f.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on September 05, 2016, 10:49:29 am
(https://i.gyazo.com/58a9d7dac695fa7bd5830f02b3d6186b.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flukey lukey on September 08, 2016, 08:56:17 pm
"A great vid lasts longer than a great time." - LS
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on September 16, 2016, 08:25:28 am
(https://i.gyazo.com/ac2f90ba8b2263ede2673899d77bdf0e.png)

Pretty shocking quote from 'challenger since he's always asserted he hates Aztec.
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on September 18, 2016, 05:48:12 am
(https://i.gyazo.com/795c912baf1e2f65bb4bb44ce915f7dc.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flukey lukey on September 30, 2016, 12:16:38 pm
(https://i.gyazo.com/518a27d6f4aed2e031782c2380f12156.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flukey lukey on October 03, 2016, 05:06:25 am
(https://i.gyazo.com/93f181c87ed289eea2716bf543f001f8.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flukey lukey on December 29, 2016, 12:21:03 pm
(https://i.gyazo.com/22c4201134983d016f6d0afbe9d22566.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: harambe on December 29, 2016, 01:33:02 pm
Reminds me of when Boss said cooked / sorcery
 :nesquik:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on January 29, 2017, 01:06:53 pm
(https://i.gyazo.com/797d2c4d9a624786f13a7ae21a18faae.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on February 01, 2017, 06:36:24 am
(https://i.gyazo.com/bc93a25f81b3f0ff9232bfd89f34a03a.png)

Not Twitch, but a GREAT Discord quote I just had to include.
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: RWG on February 07, 2017, 11:45:23 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/fE9Y5zC.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on February 09, 2017, 01:19:18 pm
(https://i.gyazo.com/869e38d73f015a34fbbb56001c4d08dc.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: T+ on February 09, 2017, 03:23:47 pm
(https://imgur.com/99b4lU2.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on February 11, 2017, 07:20:13 am
Yeah and I confirmed that to be the biggest dick I have ever seen in my life. Probably 12".
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: ctrl_room57 on February 13, 2017, 09:58:25 pm
there are not enough goldeneye streamers
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flukey lukey on February 14, 2017, 01:58:15 am
Quote from: The man who trolled and lost everything on February 07, 2017, 11:45:23 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/fE9Y5zC.png)

^ underrated
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: RWG on February 23, 2017, 05:47:36 am
(https://i.gyazo.com/cf31ed8ef475922a443daa6eadec87c8.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on February 28, 2017, 10:43:19 am
(https://i.gyazo.com/9feef44d4e8d0c1df0330dd802a9d854.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on March 01, 2017, 01:16:45 am
(https://i.gyazo.com/f0a30a9e705c9c6cccb4dd8ce2b30335.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flukey lukey on March 01, 2017, 01:18:01 am
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

yes omfg yes

post pics of the crimper please
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: deletedprofile.u on March 01, 2017, 02:34:42 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/uobLmlF.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on March 21, 2017, 01:27:37 am
Austin filling a roommate selection process form;

(https://i.gyazo.com/f38e36e4bbc63f03c4536a4b982f6eff.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on April 01, 2017, 02:47:54 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/CAsJq0G.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on April 11, 2017, 03:45:59 pm
(https://i.gyazo.com/e80f689da77d3b85d11af6ab7f7ec190.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: RWG on April 28, 2017, 12:13:01 am
(https://i.imgur.com/ACa5f6n.png)

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/136678387065290752/372535825663262741/irie_amazing.PNG)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: RWG on November 01, 2017, 05:40:10 am
in a Clemens Silo 1:00 attempts stream...

(https://i.gyazo.com/3284f2e94f3296a376aba51f5c75a145.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Tinosaurus (That one finnish dude who lurks) on November 02, 2017, 08:34:04 am
i think this would be maybe a good addition.

(https://i.imgur.com/hYiEuo9.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on November 03, 2017, 08:37:55 am
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/136678387065290752/375986708631650315/unknown.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Huzi on November 03, 2017, 11:48:11 am
lool! ^ :rollin:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on November 05, 2017, 05:24:12 am
(lines in between removed for clarity)

(https://i.imgur.com/t4EUF1i.png)

:kappa:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: RWG on December 25, 2017, 03:48:14 am
Spoiler
Courtesy of KevinDDR

Quote
Kevin "101" DDR - Today at 3:37 AM
when the glass is just right

(https://i.imgur.com/hiPuXMp.jpg)


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Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on January 02, 2018, 12:01:37 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/bgwyANw.pngx6.png)

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Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Grav on January 02, 2018, 05:42:13 pm
i agree with him tbh (from the perspective of stream monsters and redditors)

Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: Alka Maass on January 02, 2018, 06:16:04 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/PqlGKGC.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/ht1BugA.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: RWG on February 04, 2018, 07:58:00 am
(https://i.imgur.com/HYOkSlT.png)

truly remarkable
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: killer69 on February 04, 2018, 05:37:22 pm
Quote from: 50 on January 24, 2013, 08:42:05 pm
Marc: "Ace does so well on egypt because he is familiar with his home country"

14/88 Marc
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: RWG on November 11, 2018, 02:37:03 am
during a conversation in Karl's chat about circumcision

(https://i.gyazo.com/4cb1401b2f05f7e78c4a19cadf88ee53.png)

 :rollin:
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DrSoyviet on November 11, 2018, 04:17:10 pm
Quote from: The man who trolled and lost everything on November 11, 2018, 02:37:03 am
during a conversation in Karl's chat about circumcision

(https://i.gyazo.com/4cb1401b2f05f7e78c4a19cadf88ee53.png)

 :rollin:

I’m still unhappy I butched the quote by putting “year” instead of “here", but overall I appreciate the love Goose.
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: MrSanguineous on November 17, 2018, 09:36:34 pm
(https://puu.sh/C3AoJ/db3a148442.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on November 18, 2018, 07:09:54 am
(made by Glover and posted on Discord)

(https://i.imgur.com/X5rJHBi.png?1)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: flukey lukey on November 18, 2018, 06:09:49 pm
LOL
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on April 14, 2019, 02:55:52 am
(https://i.imgur.com/r5RmFwf.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on June 02, 2019, 01:00:09 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/MXj7G8k.png)
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: sweetener on October 26, 2019, 03:36:35 am
3:35 davidclemensn: recording was always #2 for me
Title: Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
Post by: DYM on November 04, 2019, 09:35:56 am
SammoSammy: I did hobble together some disgusting, goofy c-button setup that SUCKED but rleans still were horrible
SammoSammy: Whatever, I'm never gonna play Runway 00 or Surface 2 A ever again, got my lifers already
SammoSammy: And I'll Old Strat SA
perfectace: even with the ragequit coin strat?
perfectace: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/136678387065290752/627199689854418974/20190902_232505.jpg
SammoSammy: Yeah that's what I did Ace
[comment by streamer: "wow what the fuck, why not use the rubber band strat instead?"]
WHEN_IS_GLOVER_: ragequit just likes to show off his wealth