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Title: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: RWG on December 29, 2013, 03:17:19 pm
Here is how this thread works:  Someone, anyone, posts a hypothetical "would you rather question."  People then discuss which option they would rather experience.  There is no order beyond that.  Post whichever hypothetical you want and discuss whichever you want.

I'll start.


Would you rather have to read one Deep Darkness post for EVERY other post you read on the forums, but Comeasur33 is removed as admin and never returns to the elite...

OR

Never have to read a Deep Darkness post again but Comeasur33 has full control over the forums and rankings forever, banning people and locking topics at will?
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: Scrambler Fanny on December 29, 2013, 03:24:19 pm
LOLOLOLOLOLO!
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: Lark on December 29, 2013, 04:37:08 pm
Don't make fun of him. He's interacting on an English-speaking message board. (which isn't his native language)
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: Carathorn on December 29, 2013, 04:44:50 pm
Deep Darkness is my hero
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: AZ on December 29, 2013, 06:12:26 pm
Don't make fun of him. He's interacting on an English-speaking message board. (which isn't his native language)

Deep Darkness is my hero
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: OHMSS on December 29, 2013, 07:30:57 pm
DD is legit! And in contrary to the inquirer he holds a #1 spot.
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: ZAZKEN on December 29, 2013, 07:46:11 pm
At least DD has/is ever been champ at something GE/PD related.

:nesquik: DD is our hero :nesquik:
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: RWG on December 29, 2013, 07:49:31 pm
??????????? am I missing something?  In which irrel league is DD the champion?

Oh, Perfect Dark LTK.  Well I guess I have something to do in 2014 now.
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: Deep-Darkness on December 29, 2013, 08:52:53 pm
LOL? o_O x_X
Man...You are utterly free of not reading any of my posts. Not only because most of them are either irrel stuff for a top player or meh PRs, also because my English is kinda poor sometimes (even though it keeps ameliorating with time). At least I do the effort of writting in a language that is not my national one. Also, since you asked, I'll make just a short list of "irrel stuff" in the-elite where I've got a #1 spot:
Perfect Dark LTK point ranks.
Perfect Dark LTK time ranks.
Perfect Dark DLTK point ranks.
Perfect Dark DLTK time ranks.
Perfect Dark number of DLTK completions (untied) and number of LTK completions (tied).
And all that is proven.
Also:
Perfect Dark Spanish point ranks.
Perfect Dark Spanish time ranks.
To check the PD Spanish ranks, you can find them here: http://rankings.the-elite.net/~Deep+Darkness/perfect-dark
GoldenEye 007 Spanish point ranks.
GoldenEye 007 Spanish time ranks.
To check the GE Spanish ranks, you can find them here: http://rankings.the-elite.net/~Deep+Darkness/goldeneye/compare#Jordi+Duran
So, "In which irrel league is DD the champion?": I count 8 leagues plus some extra stuff... If they are not enough, I can add some #1 spots out of the-elite aswell, if needed.
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: Thiradell on December 29, 2013, 08:55:57 pm
LOL? o_O x_X

worst would you rather ever
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: RWG on December 29, 2013, 09:21:02 pm
Would you rather be stranded on a deserted island for 4 years with only Thiradell, Thingy and Ngamer; but to help you not commit suicide, every 6 months a girl of average attractiveness is magically flown in to have sex with you for the day...

OR

be stranded on the same deserted island for 4 years with an attractive girl to have sex with; but on EVERY tree and rock on the island is a print of Jimbo's naked pushup pic?
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: flukey lukey on December 29, 2013, 10:42:51 pm
the 2nd one obv
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: DavidK5 on December 30, 2013, 01:22:12 am
Would you rather have an eye for a run for every speedgame on Earth...

OR

have a magic copy of Sony Vegas Pro which can make undetectable splices only in Goldeneye?
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: Soft-Hedwig on December 30, 2013, 01:48:43 am
eye for a shingenmyo
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: Aztec Exemplar on December 30, 2013, 02:01:45 am
Would you rather have an eye for a run for every speedgame on Earth...

OR

have a magic copy of Sony Vegas Pro which can make undetectable splices only in Goldeneye?

1st one, PRs/WRs wouldn't feel the same with splices.
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: flukey lukey on December 30, 2013, 06:34:31 am
Would you rather...


Get Dam Agent 0:52 untaped

OR

Get killed in a car accident
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: Aztec Exemplar on December 30, 2013, 07:06:36 am
Get Dam Agent 0:52 untaped
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: Aztec Exemplar on December 30, 2013, 07:11:08 am
Would you rather...

Have three lockshots to do at the end of Silo SA

OR

Have to do S2 SA nade throw 4 times in a row to get a run with worse grenade odds
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: DYM on December 30, 2013, 07:31:48 am
3 lockshots. Safe shots would lose less than a second, but gl doing 4 nade throws in a row.

Would you rather be forced to play video games for 3 days straight
OR

Watch Alecboy stream for 3 days straight

No breaks allowed in either case.
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: OHMSS on December 30, 2013, 07:59:27 am
Play myself. Watching Alecboy's S2 A 1:04 pace fails for 3 minutes was already grinding my gears.
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: Lark on December 30, 2013, 10:57:12 am
Would you rather lose all 60 of your GoldenEye PR videos.

OR

Reinstate Henning on the GoldenEye Rankings
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: Scrambler Fanny on December 30, 2013, 11:27:13 am
Would you rather:

Montieth

or

Berube

lol
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: Adam Miller on January 14, 2014, 04:44:00 am
Don't worry DD, I am on the Spanish leaderboards now for GE and PD! You're still winning though...

Hah
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: Ritch on January 20, 2014, 07:53:30 pm
Here's my would you rather question:

Would you rather have fingers that are constantly covered in Cheeto powder that you cannot prevent from staining things even with gloves...  Or have legs that were made of accordions, making noise with every move?
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: Adam Miller on January 21, 2014, 05:25:41 am
Easy. Legs made of accordions. That would be ace.

Would you rather have all of the GE WRs and no PD WRs, or vice versa?
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: Deep-Darkness on January 21, 2014, 07:11:00 am
PD, no doubts.
Would you rather completing Attack Ship DLTK unproven, being permanently banned from the forums and losing all your PRs in the rankings... Or completing an unproven untied sweep in both games, with times not saved, being permanently banned from the rankings and losing all your PRs in the rankings?
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: DYM on December 02, 2017, 12:07:08 pm
I'm reviving this thread cause it's good.

Would you rather:

Have Alka back on Discord

OR

Have [Banned User #7] back on Discord
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: Alka Maass on December 02, 2017, 12:14:48 pm
I'm reviving this thread cause it's good.

Would you rather:

Have Alka back on Discord

OR

Have [Banned User #7] back on Discord
[Banned User #7]

edit: Damnit

who would you rather want to get silo 59 first: marc or clemens
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: DYM on December 06, 2017, 07:53:02 am
Dude, you're supposed to follow up with another question after you answer the previous one.
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: DYM on December 06, 2017, 01:16:22 pm
Don't make an edit to your post, either. The date doesn't get reflected in the subforum index so people will assume there hasn't been a new post (AFAIK).
Title: Re: Elite *WOULD YOU RATHER*
Post by: RWG on December 12, 2017, 06:25:07 am
I am sorry for bullying Deep Darkness after all these years.  Larkin was right.  This was needless and uncalled for.

If you ever read this Deep Darkness, I am sorry.