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Nonsense Time => FFA => Topic started by: RWG on May 21, 2014, 11:05:17 pm

Title: This is my Kingdom now
Post by: RWG on May 21, 2014, 11:05:17 pm
Today, I have declared myself King of the Elite, among other things.  You are all now my royal subjects.  Some (Ace, Luke, Lockwood, Mirror, Karl, etc) will have titles and honours; but others (Ngamer, Come, etc) will be no more than peasantry with nothing to their names.

My title is now styled as...

Ryan "RWhiteGoose" White, first of his name, Supreme Overlord of Ngamer, King of The Elite, Emperor of GoldenEye 007, Teller of Truths, Legend of the Zenith, Destroyer of Abusive Administrators and Vicar of the Speedrun Realm.

This is the official flag of my kingdom

(https://i.imgur.com/H8ge31v.png)

This is the official King's Coat of Arms

(https://i.imgur.com/ngfL3Iw.png)

Enjoy a world of true peace.
Title: Re: This is my Kingdom now
Post by: SimThreat on May 22, 2014, 12:34:49 am
Yeah but I'm still Aragorn son of Arathorn, King of Gondor, Ranger of the North, heir of Isuldur and rightful claimant to the thrones of Gonder and Arnor.
Title: Re: This is my Kingdom now
Post by: OHMSS on May 22, 2014, 10:07:00 am
heir of Isuldur

Cool, but it takes more to make a king than a broken elvish blade. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To_RJ_mPNqM&t=2m51s)
Title: Re: This is my Kingdom now
Post by: TheFlash on May 22, 2014, 11:16:41 am
I humbly accept my position as shoe shiner of the King. Thank you, Your Grace.
Title: Re: This is my Kingdom now
Post by: Jonesy on May 22, 2014, 12:15:08 pm
Fanny is going to have to seek medical attention for an erection lasting more than 4 hours after reading Karl's and OHMSS's comments.
Title: Re: This is my Kingdom now
Post by: Scrambler Fanny on May 22, 2014, 01:23:37 pm
I literally was smiling from ear to ear when I read Karl's and OHMSS's posts!

:D

Great thread, honestly.  I really like Goose's what-have-ya and the replies.  :D
Title: Re: This is my Kingdom now
Post by: Lark on May 22, 2014, 01:38:56 pm
Now, all you need is a rival kingdom to wage war against. It should be King Rützou and the Danish Cavalry.
Title: Re: This is my Kingdom now
Post by: Thiradell on May 22, 2014, 02:02:11 pm
Isuldur

Gonder

Title: Re: This is my Kingdom now
Post by: Dark Slayer on May 22, 2014, 05:00:43 pm
That flag looks suspiciously like the Algerian flag with a goose replacing the star and crescent.

Now, all you need is a rival kingdom to wage war against. It should be King Rützou and the Danish Cavalry.

King Trüthzou and the Spiritual Knights of the Truth.  :nesquik:
Title: Re: This is my Kingdom now
Post by: wheatrich on May 22, 2014, 05:41:01 pm
shame the canadian flag wasn't red with a white leaf instead

given the way flags work there aren't too many flags that don't look suspiciously like other countries flags.  We're all a bunch of thieves.  The simple look is best though; they'd all look completely ridiculous now if today's society made them.  America would have stars, stripes, a bald eagle and guns at a minimum.

edit--definitely would vote flag is the twitch profile one (the one with health and armor bars with your white goose in the middle) over this one.
Title: Re: This is my Kingdom now
Post by: ManceGaydar on May 22, 2014, 11:25:19 pm
Surprised you didn't take the route of "Ryan's Rebellion" and reference NGamer as the power crazy "Mad King" and take a cheap shot by claiming Come to be part of his incestuous family. You still get an A+ from me for the Game of Thrones references though because... Game of fucking Thrones.
Title: Re: This is my Kingdom now
Post by: the Blueline Goddess on May 31, 2014, 10:46:47 pm
Love that MSPaint work!
Title: Re: This is my Kingdom now
Post by: RWG on June 05, 2014, 05:29:29 pm
I've added another title, with a slight change

Ryan "RWhiteGoose" White, first of his name, Supreme Ruler of Ngamer, King of The Elite, Emperor of GoldenEye 007, Lord of Christmas Lights, Teller of Truths, Legend of the Zenith, Destroyer of Abusive Administrators and Vicar of the Speedrun Realm.

Title: Re: This is my Kingdom now
Post by: flukey lukey on June 05, 2014, 06:55:25 pm
Legend of the Zenith by far his most prestigious title
Title: Re: This is my Kingdom now
Post by: flukey lukey on June 05, 2014, 07:01:49 pm
Luke "Homeonice" Szklarz

aka, HomeonSplice, Homeonice222, LastframeMineswitch, Flukey LuKey, Caverns Secret Agent Strat Master, Founder of The-Elite Poker Nights, "True Top 5", Pro Vacuum Cleaner Streamer, Aussie Legend, Member of the Dream Team, Best player since Marc
Title: Re: This is my Kingdom now
Post by: .. on June 05, 2014, 07:29:47 pm
you forgot all the names you got banned for
Title: Re: This is my Kingdom now
Post by: RWG on June 05, 2014, 08:46:55 pm
I should add Discoverer of Spliced Runs
Title: Re: This is my Kingdom now
Post by: RWG on June 09, 2015, 02:48:00 am
Ryan "RWhiteGoose" White, first of his name, the Trollborn, Supreme Ruler of Ngamer, King of The Elite, Emperor of GoldenEye 007, Saviour of Perfect Dark, Lord of Christmas Lights, Teller of Truths, Legend of the Zenith, Destroyer of Abusive Administrators, Discoverer of Spliced Runs and Vicar of the Speedrun Realm.
Title: Re: This is my Kingdom now
Post by: the Blueline Goddess on June 20, 2015, 01:14:00 pm
you forgot "Dweller of Mom's Basement"
Title: Re: This is my Kingdom now
Post by: RWG on September 06, 2015, 12:02:48 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/qGLpk8I.gif)

Ryan "RWhiteGoose" White, first of his name, the Trollborn, the Unbannable, Supreme Ruler of Ngamer, King of The Elite, Emperor of GoldenEye 007, Saviour of Perfect Dark, Lord of Christmas Lights, Teller of Truths, Legend of the Zenith, Destroyer of Abusive Administrators & Moderators, Discoverer of Spliced Runs and Vicar of the Speedrun Realm.