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The Big Three Plus One => GoldenEye 007 => Topic started by: RWG on July 02, 2014, 12:09:53 am

Title: Hyperboles, Similes, Metaphors, Analogies, etc to Describe Quality Runs
Post by: RWG on July 02, 2014, 12:09:53 am

This run must have been grown in a garden because it is DIRTY.

This run must have been found on the subway tracks because it is FILTHY.

This run is so tight you can't get a RAZOR BLADE in between the cracks.

This run was so CLEAN I didn't have to take a shower for a week after watching it.

This run is SLOPPIER than a drunk, college girl.

This run is more LOYAL than Tolki.

This run is so TROLL it lives under a bridge.

That run was so BEAUTIFUL it made People magazine.

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Title: Re: Hyperboles, Similes, Metaphors, Analogies, etc to Describe Quality Runs
Post by: Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 on July 06, 2014, 04:55:18 am

The tenths this run gained were so MYSTERIOUS they were abducted by the same aliens as Mayalsia Airlines Flight 370.