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The Big Three Plus One => GoldenEye 007 => Topic started by: Lark on November 05, 2014, 06:18:18 pm

Title: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: Lark on November 05, 2014, 06:18:18 pm
Icy, Axel and I have deemed it necessary to cleanse the Goldeneye 007 Point Rankings of Alecboy's presence. He currently has one time that is worth one point. (Cradle SA - 0:45)

We find this to be particularly tilting.

NEW GOLDENEYE PLAYERS

We are directly addressing you guys. This is your chance to deal the fatal blow to Alecboy's GE speedrunning career.

The easiest way to beat this time is to successfully execute the "Trev Suicide Strat". If you are unfamiliar with it, watch this video.



Let's see which new player will steal the glory. Good luck!
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: OG on November 05, 2014, 06:35:28 pm
I gave it an hour of attempts earlier today but kept losing 43/44 pace runs to panicking and missing the computer/control panel/whateveritisyouhitwithdualzmgs; I'll give it a bash in the morning (~8 hours from this post) if nobody claims it by then.

I like dealing killing blows.  :devil:
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: deletedprofile.u on November 05, 2014, 06:52:32 pm
10/10 topic!  :v
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: AZ on November 05, 2014, 07:02:09 pm
lol'd
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: Icy on November 05, 2014, 07:17:40 pm
Surface 2 A 0:55 could also be killed alongside too. :v
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: wheatrich on November 06, 2014, 12:27:32 am
You guys couldn't wait like three days or a week tops?  Well it was destiny the worst poster on the boards starts the worst topic to appear on them.  It's rather embarrassing for all of you to degrade alec like that.  If you're going to go full tasteless like this, at least do it with like 25 points or so left and make it a contest or some kind of interesting competition.  This is by far the worst thread on the boards, and that's saying a lot.
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: Wodahs-Reklaw on November 06, 2014, 12:37:48 am
im not toching this with a 25 foot pool
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: RWG on November 06, 2014, 12:46:39 am
EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND I'M GONNA TURN MY LIGHT ON
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: RWG on November 06, 2014, 12:52:25 am
*starts ranting about Justin Bieber* *LITERALLY STARTS CRYING*
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: Lark on November 06, 2014, 01:10:51 am
Okay Ogran, thanks for taking the initiative. We're counting on you bud.
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: SimThreat on November 06, 2014, 03:25:52 am
That was the worst execution of the suicide strat I've ever seen.
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: Carathorn on November 06, 2014, 04:27:58 am
ROB SANTO
BABE RUTH
CUBS
RED SOCKS
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: Icy on November 06, 2014, 05:12:56 am
Quote from: m8 on November 06, 2014, 03:25:52 am
That was the worst execution of the suicide strat I've ever seen.

And with just one person's help, we can make sure that it's never worth points again! :v
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: speedruntrainer on November 06, 2014, 05:31:08 am
Yeah, you know what?
Let's make 43 pointless, so you're forced to have a grenade.
Let's make Surface 54 pointless, forcing mine throw/grenade throw.
Let's make Archives 17 pointless, forcing you to get a WR.
Let's make Runway SA 24 pointless.
etc etc.

:nesquik:
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: OHMSS on November 06, 2014, 06:29:33 am
Yeah, you know what?
42 suicide = ez € m8
Show me any sub 1 w/o a mine throw Kappa
Ok, will post 16 with my alt soon
Ok, will post 23 with my alt soon
etc etc.

Schönen Tag noch Nick :nesquik:
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: speedruntrainer on November 06, 2014, 07:22:18 am
:kappa:

Danke!!!
Huehuehue!!!
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: Rigger in Chief on November 06, 2014, 05:54:50 pm
Time to grind Cradle SA
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: Lark on November 08, 2014, 12:54:00 am
Our goal has been met. Dan Edeen has officially made Alecboy pointless. Good work.
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: RK on November 08, 2014, 12:55:09 am
Sorry Alec - My :49 needed improvement anyway. - Daniel Edeen
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: Icy on November 08, 2014, 02:42:34 am
Now at least players need to get a respectable run using the suicide strat. Good job, Raven!
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: deletedprofile.u on November 08, 2014, 02:45:46 am
"Alec? You're Pointless?"
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: wheatrich on November 08, 2014, 03:00:12 am
in today's make people pointless (aka the icy hard on topic)

54 Egypt SA
55 Surface 2 Agent

after that it's 152 Aztec Agent

and then it's a bit of a break till the next group.  They all have points on levels that aren't point raping fests like S2A.  46 00A cradle is the most common one, that could be the next to go just from lol trev strats.
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: Icy on November 09, 2014, 09:02:00 am
Also, Archives 0:59s are nearly pointless, as well as Streets SA 1:58.

Quote from: wheatrich on November 08, 2014, 03:00:12 am
in today's make people pointless (aka the icy hard on topic)

:v
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: flukey lukey on November 09, 2014, 09:31:08 am
let's make s2 49 pointless

GO!
Title: Re: The "Make Alecboy Pointless" Campaign
Post by: OHMSS on November 09, 2014, 11:45:00 am
I remember I got Cradle SA/00 48s for solid 30-40 pts each in late 2011 loool. The activity was so fucking low back then. Also S2 49 for 92 pts not much more than a year ago, now it's 76 dafuq.