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Title: PETITION to make the "cheatstick johns" become INVALID
Post by: Spec on January 22, 2015, 02:37:00 am

I just searched in mercadolivre (the open sales site from Brazil, I repeat, BRAZIL), and just found several links to a R$50 gamecube replacement stick. At the current dollar, with shipping, it's roughly 25 US Dollars.

Go to a hardware store and see the prices for screwdriver sets. Reminder that if you buy one of those, it will last FOR LIFE, because it's one of the best staples for house work, etc.

So, sorry, if you're not willing to pay 25 dollars so you can step up your game to the next level, you're A LITTLE FUCKING BITCH. You're dumping way more money to your 9/10 controllers, the electricity you're using, the processed junk food you're eating, getting wasted, getting smoking hot bitches (which you'll probably not fuck) wasted, getting ugly fat bitches (which you'll probably fuck and amp up her hotness when telling your friends) wasted...

The lack of gamecube stick should not be considered a valid excuse for not having certain PRs. If you have pride issues with 1.2/1.1, then that's your sillyness, but blaming the cheatstick... MAN UP, HOMIE.

Title: Re: PETITION to make the "cheatstick johns" become INVALID
Post by: hotshott on January 22, 2015, 02:55:51 am

:nesquik:

Title: Re: PETITION to make the "cheatstick johns" become INVALID
Post by: OHMSS on January 22, 2015, 03:20:34 am

My GC stick cost like 7€ and that was in a store, not online. Your 25$ sounds like a really shitty deal.

Title: Re: PETITION to make the "cheatstick johns" become INVALID
Post by: Spec on January 22, 2015, 03:34:46 am

Quote from: ohmss on January 22, 2015, 03:20:34 am

My GC stick cost like 7€ and that was in a store, not online. Your 25$ sounds like a really shitty deal.

That's where I live, m8.

So yeah, on actual, real, countries, it's even cheaper. Which makes cheatstick johns even more idiotic.

Title: Re: PETITION to make the "cheatstick johns" become INVALID
Post by: RK on January 22, 2015, 11:59:54 am

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Title: Re: PETITION to make the "cheatstick johns" become INVALID
Post by: Spec on January 27, 2015, 09:49:47 am

By yours truly.

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Title: Re: PETITION to make the "cheatstick johns" become INVALID
Post by: Carathorn on January 27, 2015, 11:36:42 am

I would actually love to eat a tuna salad right now.