The Elite Forum
Nonsense Time => FFA => Topic started by: flukey lukey on February 05, 2015, 04:50:45 pm
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With new players like TaylorTot and Twiii failing frigate 23s it has dawned on me that a rule should be implemented so that if a top player achieves a critical number of fails on a luck based level (such as Frigate Agent), they should be gifted the time.
It's de-motivating for the player to have to put 100+ hours into a complete lottery, especially when their OCB clearly shows they deserve the time. Or we could just remove the stage from the rankings. I'll be happy with either option.
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Oh look....Luke looking for free points :kappa:
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I tried arguing for this in 2006 after 100 hours of Frigate SA. Which was even more unbearable as I had the proven untied at 1:04 and Boss' 1:03 was sitting on a VCR in his basement for over a year and a half.
It's a losing battle Luke. Just ask Kryzshenko and Arehnji to hang out in your chat.
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With irrels like TaylorTot and Twiii failing some bullshit luckbox tier 3 agent wr (that I've been wanting for a long time to be the 8th person to tie it, I would be very pissed if irrel ass initials like TV CS, maybe even JA, knocked me to an irrel 3rd line like a noob) (OK I lied, I wanted to be the 6th, before the populist pussy and that tas nerd came and ended my hopes and dreams... I can't take it anymore!!!!) it has dawned on me that a whining thirsty exception should be implemented so that if hostages are bitches to me for too long I'm allowed, entitled, deserving, 100% worthy to have it historically written down like I have acheived the World Record. Even though I didn't, and, apart from the absurd request, I cannot prove that I've failed this level's WR 700 times (or can I? never doubt my degeneracy, as explained on the paragraph below)
It's de-motivating for me to have nolifed, skipped showers, being sex-deprived and eaten more cup noodles that can fit into my bedroom, into a complete lottery, especially when I'm a total badass look at my shit I'm the boss, deserve 2nd place and my Caverns speedruns are panties-dropping material. Or we could just remove the stage from the rankings (while PD still has DUEL counting as points, HAHAHAHAH WHAT A JOKE SHIT OF A GAME GET F*CK'D). My ego will be hapily inflated with either option.
All written in a good mood cuz im so fonny hoh :v See you guys in Abandon Ship
PS: I'm not going for frig 23 lolololol I'm not that nolifed huehuehue
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The ignore list welcomes its newest member.
Hint to others: You have to put the long ass name in "..." quotes.
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Spec, please stop posting on the forums. The-Elite thanks you. :nesquik:
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new rankings: most ignored forum member??
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Spec needs like 10 more ignores to pass Dayle
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While we're only discussing the new GE/PD hall of fame, Dayle is already a multiple inductee of the Ignored Members hall of fame.
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Is there anyone who would like to argue that Spec is more relevant than me? From where I'm sitting, having a couple hundred more posts on the forums does less for general relevance than going to GDQs and hanging out with other relevant people, actually playing Goldeneye, and not having really shit jokes all the time does.
On topic: no
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I am planning an update on the relevance rankings very soon.
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luke I'm aiming to get 23 before you, not at the same time as you.
don't take this pleasure away from me.
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I am planning an update on the relevance rankings very soon.
This does not bode well for me. I'm getting demoted for sure.
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I made an attempt at humor by doing a satire of Luke's post - which, as a sequence to previous "rankings theory" threads, are hypothetical changes biased towards the top players' accomplishments (putting down common WRs and RNG-heavy levels, etc). Clearly it was unpleasant and backfired.
I let out a lot of posts on AS/FFA because it's enjoyable to have an athmosphere of nonsense and fun, pretty much like when you go out to a club to party the shit out and talk to girls after a week full of logical-based tasks. I thought a joke was well-suited to a "ranking theory" thread that was as AS/FFA-worthy (pretty much like every single theory-thread about anything). I used a bunch of already-known "memes" (or whatever you call them), afraid that someone would take the joke way too personally. Apparently it wasn't a nice one, the thread wasn't of nonsense, and people took it very personal.
You're all right, I really should stop posting here and re-grind-up my "relevance" (lol?) by getting more points/OCB and only posting randomly nice things. By the end of the year, maybe we all are going to take every single joke as personal as we can, keep inflating our egos, reach 100 rankings~celebrity analogy threads, and eliminate/adjust all non-video WRs from the entire rankings history, giving a free Frigate untied to Goose. Oh, and an alternate-point system that involve mathematically balancing the RNG-heavy/high-OCB/mirror-levels, which will obviously be the one that really counts among the top 10.
If you update the rel rankings, make sure to put me even beneath the cheaters or that 0/60 0/63 proven guy...