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Title: RWhiteGoose Meltdown!
Post by: CrazyVaughn on March 01, 2015, 07:32:41 pm
this was hilarious,

from 4:24:00 on his stream: http://www.twitch.tv/rwhitegoose/v/3840275
(paraphrasing) "No one who speedruns is a millionaire, fucking hot bitches, doing actual important things in life. Everyone who speedruns is a degenerate and getting world records is the only way to feel good about themselves, [how many hours have I wasted on this bullshit game bullshit pathetic], all I do is waste my life away for a temporary goddamn high that lasts about a week or so... it's a complete joke, speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with... it's fucking true, the only reason we speedrun is because we're too pathetic to accomplish anything else decent in life, so we fucking speedrun. because it gives us this temporary feeling that "oh my god I'm good, I'm the best in the world in this thing that hardly anyone else does." that's all it is, really. we're all a fucking joke, we masquerade around AGDQ like 'haha we're so cool making a million dollars for cancer aren't we fucking special?' [nah] we're just a pile of fucking goddamn losers is all we are. it's ridiculous. People thinking speedrunning is cool is the biggest goddamn meme on the planet. nah [bommit] I'm telling the truth I'm just being real, everyone knows it they're just too afraid to say it. oh my fucking dvd is done, well that's end of stream. If I get 1:08 this run no one will ever see it. Yeah [slinky] it's the absolute truth, it really is. We can pretend we're not, oh, we're partners on Twitch, we make entertainment, money, whatever but at the end of the day it's the truth. You know I just exposed all of speedrunning. It's a thing we do to waste time to feel good about ourselves that's it. [Shows different footage] Holy shit guys! 1:07! it's amazing! I don't believe it! Stream shuts down
Title: Re: RWhiteGoose Meltdown!
Post by: Spec on March 01, 2015, 07:48:01 pm
>Uses an intense word
>Word is not "exposed"

Get the fuck out, nerd.
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Post by: Wodahs-Reklaw on March 01, 2015, 08:02:29 pm
mark dat bingo square guys  :nesquik:
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Post by: Hypnotoad on March 01, 2015, 08:02:52 pm
That was pretty lol.
Title: Re: RWhiteGoose Meltdown!
Post by: wheatrich on March 02, 2015, 02:56:28 am
missing some kind of comments like at least I'm getting them you losers are watching this and some kind of go outside and do something with your life comments but not bad.
Title: Re: RWhiteGoose Meltdown!
Post by: deletedprofile.u on March 02, 2015, 08:04:10 am
Just sittin' and waiting for a 108 like

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Post by: OHMSS on March 02, 2015, 10:36:57 am
10/10 rage speech, enjoyed it :D
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Post by: Taylor on March 02, 2015, 03:35:24 pm
E X P O S E D
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Post by: Icy on March 02, 2015, 03:44:32 pm
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Title: Re: RWhiteGoose Meltdown!
Post by: dugg on March 02, 2015, 04:52:43 pm
I thought booger eaters were folklore.   :-X
Title: Re: RWhiteGoose Meltdown!
Post by: RWG on March 02, 2015, 06:22:44 pm
they taste good I don't even care