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Nonsense Time => FFA => Topic started by: RK on March 23, 2015, 01:12:02 pm
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So I came up with this idea while I was in the shower today and think it would be fun to start the "GoldenEye Maintenance Meme." We are the people keeping this game alive & active, why shouldn't we help out with general upkeep? :nesquik:
I would change my personal text to something like...
"shoveling paths at the surface"
other examples would be
"changing lightbulbs in the bunker"
"unclogging toilet at facility"
etc
Lame? Fun? Whatever. :v
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I have a feeling that this is 1000x more dorky than I originally thought.
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awful idea 0/10
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Yeah it's pretty stupid. I have weird thoughts and laugh at my own jokes sometimes.
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In case my sarcasm didn't get through: I dig it
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I took it seriously cuz I wasn't sure enough of the idea myself =P Glad I'm not the only one who likes it! Thanks Taylor, lol.
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dood
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rescaffolding the suspension wires on the cradle
shearing the bushes in the jungle
cleaning the train tracks of any debris
replacing film in the bunker cameras
replacing the batteries in the dam alarms
restocking fuel for the tank on runway
installing new software on the control computers
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anodizing the alarms on Dam to mitigate rust
adding lube to and replacing the carbon brushes on the engine motor on Frigate
securing the dossier on B2 from potential Russian hackers
reinforcing the bridge on Jungle with fiber for added strength
upgrading to Windows 10 on the Control computers for Nat
draining the sewers in Caverns
rearming the Aztec soldiers with the most up-to-date accurate weapons known to man
keeping the holy Egypt Temple cleansed
Available jobs at AceCorp
Train inspection engineer - $50k/hourly
security guard in Facility - $15/hourly
warehouse management systems programmer in Depot - $25/hour