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Nonsense Time => FFA => Topic started by: Jimbo on April 15, 2015, 09:50:07 pm
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Fuck it, nothing is off limits. Ask me anything you want and I promise a 100% honest response.
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Boxers or briefs?
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I grew up wearing briefs/white tights until 7th grade. Then one random day in gym class, the entire locker room called me a faggot (lol) and said real men wear boxers. It's been BOXERS ever since.
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have you ever had consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
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I'm 27 and haven't tried to have babies yet, but I've definitely left my mark on a wide variety of girls.
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I've definitely left my mark on a wide variety of girls.
Is this actually true?
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I've definitely left my mark on a wide variety of girls.
Is this actually true?
In total I've had types of sex ( :kappa ) with 10 girls since I was 19 in 2007.
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What is the most degenerate, binge-eating session that you have ever had? (In terms of quantity and unhealthy food)
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1.5 extra large pizzas from Papa Johns (4 months ago)
13 sloppy joes during one half of a Packers game in 2012
9400 calories in a day from mostly desserts in 2011
7 plates of food at Golden Corral
100+ 12 oz cans of soda drank at the VA meet, all regular sodas too.
I dunno the list can go on. I can eat like an elephant and not really gain weight.
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Any role-models in life?
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Are you still engaged?
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What's your best advice towards life in general so far?
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"13 sloppy joes during one half of a Packers game in 2012"
You would probably have to pay me $100 to eat 13 sloppy Joes in a week. Nasty as hell
What's the best use of money? Hoard it? Spend it? Give it away?
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Do you shave your cunt?
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How many times do you typically masturbate in a decade?
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did you break up with Rachel recently? I saw some statuses about everything in her life the last 5 years being a lie. I thought good for you man.
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do you want to play day of defeat source with me
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Any role models in life? Neil Peart and Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan are my big drumming inspirations in life. Bryan Bosshardt is like my older brother I can beat up if need be (and one of my better friends). Andrew Weatherton is pretty much the perfect stereotypical American family man and he's way better at most games than me.
Are you still engaged? We separated on March 6 and have been working things out in the mean time. I am keeping this private mostly.
What's your best advice towards in life in general? Don't be a pussy like I've been most of my life. I live fairly conservatively and am further ahead than a lot of my peers, but I've also missed out on a few life experiences too. Try to balance both.
Best use of money? Seek maximum VALUE on everything you purchase and track every cent that comes in and goes out. Make a calculated decision on everything and you won't usually be disappointed.
Frequency of masturbation? I'm a once-a-dayer, so 3650 times in a decade.
Did I break up with Rachel recently? Yes.
Do I want to play defeat source with yashichi? No.
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Why bother playing a game that was never supported by the devs post release?
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Why bother playing a game that was never supported by the devs post release?
I've been apart of the Elite for over half my life and have lived through some of the richest history of any video game. I've also made a lot of incredible friends and enjoy hanging out in the community, thus making the grind for good PRs more fun than you'd think.
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Have you fucked any new hot bitches in the meantime? I hope you've been getting it in with some trashy trailer park princess.
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Have you fucked any new hot bitches in the meantime? I hope you've been getting it in with some trashy trailer park princess.
Amber Vandervest, the HR assistant at my work. She's a solid 8 on a bad day.
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How big is Batista's dick? (http://How big is Batista's dick?)
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What do you bench?
How big is Batista's dick? (http://How big is Batista's dick?)
Nice
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Why are you doing this?
Are you always this egotistical?
Why didn't you answer my first question?
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What's the one thing the Green Bay Packers need to accomplish this offseason to establish themselves as the class of the NFC in 2015?
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Right now my bench is probably a joke, I haven't been seriously into bodybuilding now for almost three years. My peak was 275 lb at 8 reps. I never went for a one time max.
Luke I'm doing this because I'm bored and stuck at a hotel all week. Don't think it's egotistical but I do think I'm more interesting than you and you're kind of a whiny cunt lately.
The Pack need one more offensive weapon in the TE position, and to revamp that linebacking core. Need some corners too. A fourth straight defensive - heavy draft for us probably?!
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What's the one thing the Green Bay Packers need to accomplish this offseason to establish themselves as the class of the NFC in 2015?
surprised jimbo got this wrong obv it's fire mccarthy
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Have you fucked any new hot bitches in the meantime? I hope you've been getting it in with some trashy trailer park princess.
Amber Vandervest, the HR assistant at my work. She's a solid 8 on a bad day.
First opening at work with any interest in jimbo in 11 years. Bout time.
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Do I want to play defeat source with yashichi? No.
why not
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are you worried your franchise QB might get high a little too much?
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDAm_c9UkAASdGg.jpg)
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Guy makes $20M a year, probably has some good shit to smoke when need be. He says he's good friends with Letroy Guion and we know how that turned out.
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when do you expect the brewers to win baseball games again 2020? 2050?
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are you upset that bears at packers is thankgiving night and favre's # being retired?
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btw, packers @ bears is week 1, opening week prices :/ obviously but should be an easy win for gb at least and it's not going to be f'ing cold.
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did Alecboy hack Wheat's account?
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real talk: when are you going to either
A: Sweep Fanny
B: Beat one of my times (Frig 00 1:11) doesn't count :kappa:
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B: Beat one of my times (Frig 00 1:11) doesn't count :kappa:
:kappa: :kappa:
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real talk: when are you going to either
A: Sweep Fanny
B: Beat one of my times (Frig 00 1:11) doesn't count :kappa:
I'll beat your Aztec 00 I think. Dunno about Fanny, all that really remains is his Frig 1:10.
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real talk: when are you going to either
A: Sweep Fanny
B: Beat one of my times (Frig 00 1:11) doesn't count :kappa:
I'll beat your Aztec 00 I think. Dunno about Fanny, all that really remains is his Frig 1:10.
:nesquik:
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what did you think of the packers draft?
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I hope Jake Ryan is the answer at LB!
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Have you ever done a threesome? either MMW or WWM
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Have you ever done a threesome? either MMW or WWM
Negative. I had one shot at it back in 2008 but never seriously considered the idea of asking about it, but the girls were being pretty friendly with each other. I ended up "tagging" both of these said girls on separate occasions about a year apart from each other, pre Rachel.
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Are you still engaged? We separated on March 6 and have been working things out in the mean time. I AM KEEPING THIS PRIVATE MOSTLY.
*posted on a video game board, just sayin...
All jokes aside though, sorry to hear about that. Break-ups, whether for better or worse, are always difficult. Sorry, Jim.