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Title: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
Post by: RWG on August 10, 2015, 05:20:23 pm
leave this dress a mess on the floor

still look good, 4 u, good 4 u?

uh huh, uh huh, oh  :pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :v :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik:
Title: Re: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
Post by: Soft-Hedwig on August 10, 2015, 07:13:16 pm
 :nesquik:
Title: Re: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
Post by: SimThreat on August 11, 2015, 12:15:59 am
wood bang
Title: Re: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
Post by: RWG on August 13, 2015, 02:32:45 am
Just a fan giving you advice, I hope it helps, Please read it and please reply
[REDACTED] Aug 1 12am Block

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Dear Goose,

I saw your rant, and some of the other things you have said. If you feel like you are a waste, you are not. Raising money for cancer is admirable. If you think you are wasting your life, there are plenty of ways to be successful.

1.) You can attend a two year college, and possibly receive financial aid if you apply for it.

2.) You can join the police force.

3.) If all else fails, you can join the military and hopefully join the least dangerous unit.

I considered my backup plan if I do not receive a job after college to be joining the military. Would I? I do not know. If you cannot attend college, joining the army will guarantee you can.
Age does not matter when it comes to any of these options.

I have been a fan of yours for years, and it upsets me to see you so unhappy and aggravated all the time. You live in an apartment/house. Whether that is with someone or not, that is already a sign of success. You have managed enough not to be homeless.

If being successful requires you to speed run less or not at all, then do it. It would be sad for you to go, but your happiness comes first.

As far as girls go, yes a girl would sleep with a speed runner. Look, girls don't like being referred to as hot bitches. I am not saying I am offended. To pick up girls, you just have to show your personality. If I met a nice guy who speed runs, yes I would go out with him. This is coming from a girl who has played games for years. Personality matters the most to some or even many women. You are not a degenerate, and neither are other speed runners. Having a hobby does not make someone a degenerate.

A degenerate is someone who abuses people, etc. They are bad people. When I think of a degenerate, I think of a drug addict that robs their family. Smoking pot does not make you a degenerate.

I have been playing games all of my life. At several points in my life, I have not even had friends. Gaming has helped me, and even though I put hours into gaming, I still managed to attend College. I am a Sophomore in College, and no matter how said I was, I strove to try to succeed. There is always a chance to make your life better, especially in your twenties.

All of my "friends" (I am not sure if I can consider them that anymore, I have to wait until I see them during the semester) play, and are possibly addicted to Super Smash Bros on the Wii U. Many of them get bad grades, but my other friends and I get A's. It depends on what you focus on.



All I am saying is, If you want to be successful, you can. I hope you find happiness. You are my favorite speed runner. Through the states of depression I have dealt with, I managed to get my life in order due to support, and my desire to get passed it.

If you need help, I am here.

If you want to talk to me more, it would be easier if you add me on steam, but if you do not have one or do not add me, that is fine. I am also available on the Wii U or 3ds

Sincerely,

The 18 year old girl in [REDACTED], [REDACTED]
Title: Re: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
Post by: Icy on August 13, 2015, 02:51:19 am
TroubleClef at it again? :nesquik:
Title: Re: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
Post by: Aztec Exemplar on August 13, 2015, 03:22:59 am
Troubleclef using new strats posing as an 18 year old girl.
Title: Re: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
Post by: deletedprofile.u on August 13, 2015, 04:40:27 am
LOL You fucks.  :nesquik:

Nah though, this one ain't me.
Title: Re: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
Post by: Carathorn on August 13, 2015, 05:24:52 am
I honestly think that message is adorable. The fact that she takes your rants seriously and sends you this is the most naive and at the same time cutest thing ever.
Title: Re: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
Post by: OHMSS on August 13, 2015, 06:37:21 am
Ask her to visit you and feature her as stream bunny. She clearly has a crush and might do it. Attraction is not a choice :nesquik:
Title: Re: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
Post by: Shadow on August 13, 2015, 07:31:08 am
You live in an apartment/house...that is already a sign of success. You have managed enough not to be homeless.

Not homeless?
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.
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...success!
Title: Re: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
Post by: Spec on August 13, 2015, 02:52:13 pm
Wait this is RECENT (by her mentioning wiiu and stuff)??? Dude this hot ass bitch chick practically wrote you a girlfriend application.
Title: Re: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
Post by: hotshott on August 13, 2015, 04:27:30 pm
she wants the D
Title: Re: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
Post by: SimThreat on August 13, 2015, 06:32:01 pm
The odds of this chick being decent is 17,546 to 1.

In any case, niggaz gotta know how to close.
Title: Re: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
Post by: RWG on August 13, 2015, 07:40:48 pm
There have been at least a half dozen girls who 'wanted" me and "wanted to come to AGDQ" at least partly to fuck me, but ended up flaking out (as girls do.)

You're right I need to learn how to close with online women, but when the only guys who have "success" closing are those who spend $2k to fly out to the girls' locations, or those who send the girls who they've never met $2k to fly out to their place, I think I'm OK with letting these opportunities slide.
Title: Re: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
Post by: SimThreat on August 13, 2015, 10:10:30 pm
The message from this girl is only rel is she lives in the same city/state and she's willing to go to the effort of coming to your place to hang.
Title: Re: let me show u how proud i m 2 be urs
Post by: SimThreat on August 13, 2015, 10:11:51 pm
Well that sounded bad. I mean the msg has way good intentions and all that jazz I just meant it's not rel if we're just thinking about banging her. Which you all were. So shame on you.

SHAME ON YOU.