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Nonsense Time => FFA => Topic started by: QuitoPride on September 07, 2015, 04:21:15 am
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Hello everybody, or should I say holla muchachos!
My name is Darwin (like the guy who find the turtles hehe) and I am from Ecuador, home of bananas and ugly women!
A little about myself. I am from Quito, but I am not a quitter! A popular joke here in my city, not. I am a virgin but I just start university so I plan to do some poking. I enjoy playing football with friends and recreational drug use. My family is pretty well off as my grandparents are retired banana farmers and my father works in the export business (not sure if drugs). I hope my English is ok so far, I try to learn from my American friends who I like to visit in Texas.
I love video games a lot and am surprised to only find this place so recently. Some of my favorite games I like to jam too are the Castelvania, Tekken, Devil may cry, Starcraft (I dont like SC2, put it in the toilet), Zelda, Mario Golf, Hexen, ZZT, Borderlands, Doom, Battletoads, Mischief Makers, NBA street 2, Monkey Island, Aidan Chronicles, FF9, Commandoes 2, some hentai games and many many more! Oh and Golden eye, that's why I am here. I love this game, I do not know how to explain, perhaps if it was a penis and I was gay I would have it endlessly milking on my face (I am actually not gay).
I like to speedrun too and have some experience mostly with a few classic arcade games and some hentai games that I like. Looking forward to join and contribute to what looks like a great community here at the elite forums.
If you guys have questions please shoot them over my way.
Let's have fun!
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sup
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9/10 had me laughing fairly hard lol
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9/10 had me laughing fairly hard lol
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"I plan to do some poking"
lol'd irl
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This guy must be good friends with Jbrcolombia.
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sup glover
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lol
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9/10 had me laughing fairly hard lol
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This is honestly like a 5th or 6th tier attempt at a jbrcolombia post. I think Glover would have done better (and wouldn't even have done this style of shitpost) and it's not me. Also the grammar isn't incorrect the "right" ways (ie: common mistakes made by Spanish to English learners.) My money is on Luke.
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-Claims to be from Ecuador
-Misspells "Hola"
Better luck next time, mate. It was still funny though.
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my favorite games I like to jam too are [...] Starcraft (I dont like SC2, put it in the toilet)
Alex Anderson detected.
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Yeah it's like a taiwanese jbcolumbia knock off.
Not too funny but I must admit I thoroughly enjoyed the hentai references. They were GREAT. Keep that gag and use it for a future (better) attempt.
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Thanks for the luv guys!
Looking forward to posting some runs that I have been hoarding.
Hah yes my English is a little strange as I have been learning from many places.
And yes hentai is awesome!
oh and Philip has a 3cm penis (measured and confirmed by Peter)
Good day fellas!
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oh and Philip has a 3cm penis (measured and confirmed by Peter)
What do you expect from a 12 year old :kappa:
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"I hope my English is ok so far, I try to learn from my American friends who I like to visit in Texas."
lolled p hard
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he is a new man