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Title: Satan
Post by: Illu on September 11, 2015, 10:57:55 am
Yo so like I've tried to invite Satan into my life but he doesn't seem to respond or anything.

Anyone else tried this, seems to be same deal as with Jesus?
Title: Re: Satan
Post by: Rigger in Chief on September 11, 2015, 09:43:12 pm
http://www.churchofsatan.com/join-the-cos.php
Title: Re: Satan
Post by: RBlackGoose on September 11, 2015, 09:59:56 pm
hehe he
Title: Re: Satan
Post by: SGT RAGEQUIT on September 11, 2015, 10:11:09 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/izNUGsR.jpg?1)



i don't think i'm doing this right
Title: Re: Satan
Post by: deletedprofile.u on September 12, 2015, 12:21:59 am
LOOOOOOL ^
Title: Re: Satan
Post by: hotshott on September 12, 2015, 12:41:41 am
Quote from: SGT RAGEQUIT on September 11, 2015, 10:11:09 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/izNUGsR.jpg?1)



i don't think i'm doing this right
more like trying to summon Kazaam  :nesquik:
Title: Re: Satan
Post by: Illu on September 12, 2015, 07:51:16 am
Quote from: dat hook echo on September 11, 2015, 09:43:12 pm
http://www.churchofsatan.com/join-the-cos.php

thanks mate
Title: Re: Satan
Post by: Lark on September 12, 2015, 11:57:34 am
Bump.
Title: Re: Satan
Post by: Icy on September 12, 2015, 12:18:23 pm
You're silly.
Title: Re: Satan
Post by: Lark on September 12, 2015, 01:25:30 pm
Bump2
Title: Re: Satan
Post by: Rützou on September 12, 2015, 03:25:51 pm
lol
Title: Re: Satan
Post by: deletedprofile.u on September 12, 2015, 03:52:22 pm


 :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
Title: Re: Satan
Post by: deletedprofile.u on September 12, 2015, 04:13:48 pm
 :kappa:
Title: Re: Satan
Post by: Spec on September 12, 2015, 07:55:45 pm
Is Goose seriously afraid of the Devil? It's just a bunch of religion bullshit, made to take people's money or make them kill themselves. Pretty much like McDonalds, Coca Cola and mainstream pop music :p
Title: Re: Satan
Post by: Icy on September 12, 2015, 08:43:30 pm
Pop is devil music. :nesquik:
Title: Re: Satan
Post by: Rigger in Chief on September 12, 2015, 11:03:11 pm
Quote from: Icy on September 12, 2015, 08:43:30 pm
Pop is devil music. :nesquik:

How can Goose fear what he listens too all the time :nesquik:
Title: Re: Satan
Post by: Lark on September 13, 2015, 12:51:42 am
Pretty accurate list there by OHMSS.
Title: Re: Satan
Post by: OHMSS on September 13, 2015, 08:05:19 am
Satan is ...

... transitioning to 50/50 booze + soda or juice mixtures after 5+ beers and the consequences.
... knowing that you're tired and should go to sleep but keep degen'ing another 3-6 hours.
... unprotected sex with promiscuous people.
... sharing needles.
... heroin and amphetamines.
... the new world order and the present distribution of wealth.
... the notion, created by the elites and their media apparatus, of an all-in globetrotting career being the true way of life.
... the deeds of Paul Bremer in Iraq and the desolate condition in which NATO left the country.
... Baschar al-Assad, the Islamic State, and religiously motivated violence.
... human overpopulation and its effect on nature.
... playing for an as-should-be timespage in GE.
Title: Re: Satan
Post by: Icy on September 14, 2015, 02:02:34 am
... the inventor of the snooze button. :v
Title: Re: Satan
Post by: AZ on September 14, 2015, 10:47:53 am
...the inventor of Defection
...the developer of 2.x
...Baz Luhrmann
Title: Re: Satan
Post by: Dark Slayer on September 14, 2015, 12:47:52 pm
(https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fvignette4.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fvideo-game-championship-wrestling%2Fimages%2F2%2F27%2FReal_Mr._Satan.png%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20130111210523&hash=d3d573d0fbe470abccbde6e14e0047da681b5985)

Title: Re: Satan
Post by: Illu on September 17, 2015, 02:22:19 pm
dude I had 6 guinnies I just wanna reflect on this later so wanna see how it's like, I mean this was on tap so no worries mate. I mean I don't think it's even a big deal but if I in case just wanna look back on it.
Title: Re: Satan
Post by: Aztec Exemplar on September 17, 2015, 02:37:16 pm
yeah dood I feel that