The Elite Forum
Nonsense Time => FFA => Topic started by: SimThreat on September 17, 2015, 11:11:23 pm
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Jushua 'Bump yo' face' Nash - Comes from left field to bump the 'removal of 60+ point times' topic. Seriously, no one could have predicted that.. and to tell you the truth, we resent being singled out for blame. What about him? No one knows really. He flies under the radar mostly, but when he wants to make a name for himself he knows how and when to strike.
Ilari 'Old bumps die hard' Pekkala - Carved out how own unique style of bump. Usually doesn't make sense, but that's what makes his bumps so lovable. It's hard to pull off an Illu style bump (mainly because most people, even without trying, tend to make coherent points). Recently bumped the 'ultimate truth' topic. A questionable decision for sure which may have large repercussions to his social status within the community.
Howling 'I just don't give a bump' LoneWolf - While not a bump purist, a creatanewsorous is definitely a close relative of the bumposoursus so should be given a mention here. He's making a name for himself on the boards and is pulling no punches. Breathing fresh new life into a stagnant community is what this guy does best. Hell, 95% of board users did not realise that the difference between a glitch and a sequence break was such an interesting question until he shone some much needed light on the subject. Definitely an MVP of the new topics league who should be one to watch as the months progress.
Ryan 'A bump for a bump' White - In a desperate attempt to keep his suppressed satanic urges at bay he recently started a slew of bumps to dethrone the 'satan' topic from the top of the topic list. What this bump fest a success? Of course not. Bumping topics is too damn easy right now and until we have laws in every state forbidding the bumping of topics without a background medical check the 'satan' topic is here to stay. The attitude of 'I'm going to buy a bump to protect myself from your bump' will only cause a downward sprial of bump destruction where ultimately.. no one wins. When the dust settles I hope Goose learns a valuable lesson: Two bumps don't make a right.
K.. 'Best eliter ever, hands down, no contest' J.. - What can be said about K.. that hasn't already been said? Handsome, sexy, smart, valuable, great smelling, pertinent, a positive influence, are just some examples :'( A protector of the innocent and slayer of the dragons that so naively respond to trolls in such a polite and respectful manner. A true attention whore, he bumps only for the sake of forcing people to remember he exists by reading replies to old topics out of curiosity. Always disappointing because he can't live up to everyone's unrealistic expectations, he waits patiently for the perfect bump. The bump to end all bumps. His narcissistic tendencies are regularly so acute that he often bumps 'himself' out of the communities' favour.
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very subtle, karl.
lmao
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Not enough love for this topic. I spent a good half an hour at work writing this.
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great topic until I reached "dumb dumb heads"
still good though 6.5/10
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You're right, I fixed it. I can understand why that would leave such a SALTY taste in your mouth.
Any chance for a rescore?
Also, does anyone else find it a coincidence that after I made this topic a new member joined who loves to bump old topics? Seems like I'm not the only attention whore here.