The Elite Forum
Nonsense Time => FFA => Topic started by: Spec on October 13, 2015, 01:11:48 am
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So there's been a lot of discussion in twitch chats about what rankings are relevant, which ones matter, and which ones don't. So let's set the standards cut and clear and solve the relevance crisis once and for all! Here it is, after some deep analysis and thought:
The-Elite "Rankings-Relevance" Rankings
- Lifetime UWR's = The "Goose is better than Jimbo"-rel ranks
- GE Total WRs / Leaders = Rel Ranks
- GE Points = Also Rel unless you're MOC
- GE Time Rank = Only rel for irrel old-timers trying to stay rel
- Any LTK rankings = Low "Overall Relevance" but it's the only competitive time attack metagame in which you can use irrel trivial knowledge of both games and "accomplish" "something"
- PD Total WRs / Leaders = irrel
- PD Points = irrel
- PD Time = irrel
Let's not forget that speedrunning, the-elite, GE, PD are all irrel attributes in life, so let's make it clear what's REALLY REL:
ACTUALLY rel attributes in life
- Banging. (using your skill, not counting pay4bang)
- Shitposting - I could actually rank this higher than Banging, but it's close
- Not being out-trolled or out-shitposted (because when bad trolls troll you, your shitposting skill decreases by default, which is a skill one rel tier above this one)
- Materialistic things (because happiness has a price, and it's only going up)
- Being a pop star, and appear banging / having money on social media - That's more of a Goose dream, I don't really care about pop stars or singers and their lifestyle. Why did I even include this item in the list anyway?
- Medal of Honor. Just kidding, it's indeed irrel, but you read it and now you're thinking about it. U got Spec'd m8. :nesquik:
- Banging. (no, really, pretty much all discussions on the internet still come down to pretending that you copulate with several females, or that you know how to acheive such feat)
But let's face it, even though knowing the rel-tiers in life, we still want to push further. As NEET we don't follow the mainstream dreams and false hopes. We're levels above that. We think clearer. The REAL ULTIMATE rel ranks are:
ULTIMATE rel dream rankings that would maximize relevance:
- Gaming bang-mansion, full of degenerates who only degen, party, and bang (not among themselves). Now, here's the tier list of how this whole shebang is financed in the first place:
-- Having money given to you and not work (LOL like that's gonna happen)
-- Insane twitch partnership, which could also include hosting twitch parties and banging more (LOL like that's gonna happen)
-- Being successful entrepeneurs and making lots of money on internet transactions (LOL like that's gonna happen)
-- Having a twich chat bot ring and spamming things like "HFGIUW (link) GNRWEJKL (link) HUEHUE123 (another link)" in every goddamn goldeneye chat available (no, seriously, we might have to resort to this...)
Let's face it, everyone in the world is either getting high or thinking about banging. Since NEETs don't need to get high - we build up confidence and happiness from within - we might as well focus our entire lifes in the aspect of banging. This, therefore, proves my original point, which was... what again? lol idk
I don't know why the fuck I made this post in the first place, but this is my thesis.
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i didnt read any of this but the formatting seems like an attempt at a goose-thread. 3/10 try better next time
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i didnt read any of this but the formatting seems like an attempt at a goose-thread. 3/10 try better next time
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Untied WRs
Money
HOTNESS of bitches fucked (number is irrel, average hotness is far more rel)
Fame
Desirability from mates (how badly do women want to fuck you)
Number of properties owned (not leased or government subsidized)
I think if you look back throughout history, the conquest of any great man was LAND and WOMEN. All the Kings through time wanted to conquest as much land as they could for their nations, while sowing their seed among either the most desirable or socially relevant women among them. Look at Genghis Khan, Alexander the Great, etc. These are real men.