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Nonsense Time => FFA => Topic started by: Nonguru507 on November 24, 2015, 01:03:32 am

Title: Not a Gamingguru507
Post by: Nonguru507 on November 24, 2015, 01:03:32 am: What's shaking duders? Long time no see, still crushing the two best games ever made I see. It's been years since I've had a decent controller, or been around here, but who knows it's been half a lifetime but maybe a run at the leaderboards is long overdue? :pimp:
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Post by: TheFlash on November 24, 2015, 01:04:28 am: Are you Gamingguru507? Do you want your account back?
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Post by: Taylor on November 24, 2015, 01:21:29 am: I am Gamingguru507. Please give me my account back
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Post by: yashichi on November 24, 2015, 01:22:48 am: No, I am Gamingguru507. Please, return my account.
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Post by: deletedprofile.u on November 24, 2015, 05:43:33 pm: https://youtu.be/-8h_v_our_Q?t=46
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Post by: Nonguru507 on November 24, 2015, 08:54:05 pm: These gentlemen are all gamingguru 507's in their own right, but I do suppose I am in fact the OG 507. In my days our proof was a VHS tape, and we couldn't glitch through depot doors. Sure I'll have my old account back, what do you need?
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Post by: Jimbo on November 24, 2015, 08:57:16 pm: I remember you man! Welcome back :) Honestly outside of PD all I know about you is that you claimed to have a 9 inch penis or something.
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Post by: TheFlash on November 25, 2015, 03:33:15 am: Quote from: Nonguru507 on November 24, 2015, 08:54:05 pm
These gentlemen are all gamingguru 507's in their own right, but I do suppose I am in fact the OG 507. In my days our proof was a VHS tape, and we couldn't glitch through depot doors. Sure I'll have my old account back, what do you need?

Just tell me what email address to put on the old account, then you will be able to do the 'forgot password' routine.
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Post by: flukey lukey on November 25, 2015, 06:18:38 am
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Post by: OG on November 25, 2015, 07:42:43 am: luke. please. nobody wants to go down that rabbit hole. :kappa:

edit: ofcourse I watched it, why the fuck wouldn't I.
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Post by: OHMSS on November 25, 2015, 08:07:46 am: Hi, I'm Steven Zwartjes. Please restore my account so that I can post my Aztec 1:16 (no vid, strat classified).
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Post by: RWG on November 25, 2015, 10:21:14 am: Gamingguru, the guy who fucked two hot 18 year olds in one night, in TORONTO of all cities. A legend.
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Post by: RK on November 25, 2015, 11:52:05 pm: Wow Gamingguru. Summer contest 03 player! Not to be confused with "MrGuru" PZalesky.

#what'supmanwe'veneverspoken
#I'marandotoyou
#alsoaseasonedgoldeneyeplayer
Title: Re: Not a Gamingguru507
Post by: Spec on November 26, 2015, 10:13:13 am: People who suck at talking to girls always think their city/region is more difficult than other ones.
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Post by: RWG on November 26, 2015, 12:24:43 pm: Nah Roosh V who is an EXPERT and therefore good at talking to women has noted that Toronto is a particularly difficult city (worse than Washington DC, which he previously had thought was the worst.)

http://www.returnofkings.com/58796/15-reasons-why-toronto-is-the-worst-city-in-north-america-for-men

This makes Gamingguru's feat of sleeping with two girls in one night in Toronto especially impressive.
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Post by: SGT RAGEQUIT on November 26, 2015, 12:35:10 pm: Spec is right, all of the things mentioned in the article happen everywhere.

(https://i.imgur.com/p72frXp.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Not a Gamingguru507
Post by: Spec on November 26, 2015, 01:43:32 pm: Yeah Tyler, it's funny how every "this city is the hardest to meet girls" claim is backed by sound, logical arguments and a very reliable source - NONE of which are being butthurt, having high expectations, or some chode blogger writing whatever bullshit he believes in.
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Post by: Taylor on November 26, 2015, 02:12:56 pm: Niggas be like "Fred, you ain't never lied"
Fuck the rap shit, my gangsta been solidified
Still do my business on the side
Bitch, if you polices, then pay me no nevermind
I was thuggin' - Black and red laces in my number threes
Take a pull up off the wood and let that motherfucker breathe
Sit outside a busta crib and let that motherfucker leave
Walk his ass back in and put him on his motherfuckin' knees
Thuggin' - Never takin' no for an answer
Might just take a loss, but bitch, I’d rather take my chances
This liquor got me lurkin' where you live at in the night time
59Fifty to the left, but I'm in my right mind
Thuggin' - Pants gon' be saggin' til I'm 40
Still lyrically sharper than any short bus shawty
Phonies ain't gon' throw me in this minstrel show
These labels see how far up in they mouth my dick can go
So go'n and, choke on this meat, throw my song on repeat
Might move away one day, but I'm always gon' belong to the streets
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Post by: SGT RAGEQUIT on November 26, 2015, 06:59:15 pm: Quote from: PoonSlayer69 on November 26, 2015, 02:12:56 pm
Niggas be like "Fred, you ain't never lied"
Fuck the rap shit, my gangsta been solidified..

HALF OF NEPAL IN MA UNDERCOAT :nesquik:
Title: Re: Not a Gamingguru507
Post by: Taylor on November 26, 2015, 07:23:09 pm: Magnum in a dresser like a thunderbolt

Spoiler
really though where the fuck is Spark I haven't heard from him since like 2013
Title: Re: Not a Gamingguru507
Post by: SGT RAGEQUIT on November 26, 2015, 08:24:40 pm: Quote from: PoonSlayer69 on November 26, 2015, 07:23:09 pm
Magnum in a dresser like a thunderbolt

Spoiler
really though where the fuck is Spark I haven't heard from him since like 2013

I think he kind of fell off the radar when people figured out he was Last Standing Poet (who is also Paper Platoon, Kai Skywalker, etc) he makes his beats and his own 'features'.