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Title: Irks
Post by: flicker on November 15, 2016, 03:50:23 am
itt: things that irk you

missing images

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Its May 2021 and this thread is full of missing images as I have randomly deleted stuff off my puu.sh and I'm embarrassed while also irked
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: flukey lukey on November 15, 2016, 03:23:47 pm
when people say "vinyls" instead of "records / vinyl / vinyl records / albums."

"Hundo"

people complaining about hard difficulty settings being "unbalanced"


Title: Re: Irks
Post by: Rigger in Chief on November 15, 2016, 06:39:23 pm
When people say things then claim they never said it
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: RWG on November 15, 2016, 06:42:32 pm
Nothing is worse than people to complain about "balance."  Whether it be difficulty in a video game, or the "balance" of things like certain characters or cards in games.  Or to the same extent, in life, having a "balanced" government cabinet, having proportionate representation, making sure your university has the "correct" amount of women, black people, muslims, jews, natives, etc.

The eagle swoops down and catches the rat almost every single time.  It's not balanced.  The rat doesn't stand a chance.  He will always lose to the eagle given enough time.  Life isn't supposed to be balanced.  The strong thrive and the weak lose.  That's life.

Trying to "balance" things is trying to play God.
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: Grav on November 15, 2016, 08:36:00 pm
analogies that falsely equivocates two vastly different things
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: deletedprofile.u on November 15, 2016, 08:52:43 pm
When people do this.

Savages. All of them.


(https://i.gyazo.com/a148cd40fc5f63920ef6c44ff97f5a18.jpg)
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: Jimbo on November 15, 2016, 09:05:36 pm
People who drive 25 MPH, causing this, as well as people who pull out in front of you and drive slow. This is awful.

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Title: Re: Irks
Post by: flukey lukey on November 15, 2016, 09:38:42 pm
snapchats comprised of only "streak"

people who block the doorways entering or exiting the tram in peak hour

waiters / waitresses who consistently apologise over a small easily forgettable thing for the duration of the meal

people who can't help but talk really loud on the phone in public

"gaming chairs"

an insistance on tradition when there are objectively better alternatives

the paparazzi

outrageously incorrect weather predictions

young kids who swear (~8 and under)

rich parents who buy their kids everything

parents who go apeshit at their kids sports matches

Title: Re: Irks
Post by: SGT RAGEQUIT on November 15, 2016, 10:23:02 pm
People who drive 25 MPH, causing this, as well as people who pull out in front of you and drive slow. This is awful.

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this. i commute an hour both ways every day and just the amount of people that get in the pass lane and sit there with a line of cars on their bumper is infuriating.
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: Lark on November 15, 2016, 11:13:47 pm
When you enter the "!speedbully" command in discord and the bot suggests an irrel and obscure user.
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: T+ on November 16, 2016, 05:01:01 am
When you enter the "!speedbully" command in discord
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: flukey lukey on November 16, 2016, 08:22:07 am
overuse of "irrel"
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: Grav on November 16, 2016, 04:37:09 pm
CISGENDERED STRAIGHT WHITE MALES
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: T+ on November 16, 2016, 04:45:11 pm
CISGENDERED STRAIGHT WHITE MALES

Title: Re: Irks
Post by: Rigger in Chief on November 16, 2016, 04:59:32 pm
CISGENDERED STRAIGHT WHITE MALES

Specifically ones who don't check their privilege 
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: RWG on November 16, 2016, 05:59:51 pm
when I come up with an amazing analogy or metaphor and Grav debunks it calling it a "false equivalence."
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: deletedprofile.u on November 18, 2016, 01:24:12 am
(https://i.gyazo.com/97b922369f0f1589726f4eb607e33512.png)

The lack of an in-depth B1 SA tutorial.
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: flukey lukey on November 18, 2016, 03:25:53 am
people who ask for tutorials but proceed to either not play the level, or end up with a mediocre time and quit
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: Grav on November 18, 2016, 01:41:36 pm
The lack of an in-depth B1 SA tutorial.

Ill make one when i get 21 or better in 2017
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: deletedprofile.u on November 18, 2016, 02:20:40 pm
people who ask for tutorials but proceed to either not play the level, or end up with a mediocre time and quit

fac 44, silo 102, cavs 102 all mediocre R.I.P

Anyways...

When you open the fridge to pour milk on your cereal and the last person puts a near-empty bag back in the fridge.  :(
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: SGT RAGEQUIT on November 18, 2016, 03:01:30 pm

When you open the fridge to pour milk on your cereal and the last person puts a near-empty bag back in the fridge.  :(

bags of milk  :rollin:  :rollin:  :rollin:
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: flukey lukey on November 18, 2016, 05:36:56 pm


fac 44, silo 102, cavs 102 all mediocre R.I.P


[/quote]


In case you thought, i wasn't targeting you Alec because those are all good times. & i know you value + use tutorials
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: deletedprofile.u on November 18, 2016, 06:17:14 pm


fac 44, silo 102, cavs 102 all mediocre R.I.P




In case you thought, i wasn't targeting you Alec because those are all good times. & i know you value + use tutorials
[/quote]

<3
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: flicker on December 02, 2016, 11:52:43 pm
when something like this shows up in discord but its always a casual playthrough on xbox or emulator
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notice the post date and the race date, for a race that never even happened
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: DYM on December 03, 2016, 01:55:52 am
Jezz's signature deserves to trigger everyone who didn't care or want to participate in that race. I will humbly request Jezz here to keep that signature up forever. :nesquik:
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: sweetener on December 12, 2016, 03:41:12 am
people who say, e.g., "6am in the morning" or "6pm in the evening"
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: DYM on December 12, 2016, 06:16:47 am
Dying in PD while a combat boost is activated.

@Flickerform @Icy
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: flicker on December 22, 2016, 12:37:19 am
missing images

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Title: Re: Irks
Post by: deletedprofile.u on December 22, 2016, 12:40:23 am
people who say, e.g., "6am in the morning" or "6pm in the evening"

LOL yeah.

ALSO, (:kappa:), when people use "e.g." instead of 'i.e." or "ex:".

For egsample
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: T+ on December 22, 2016, 12:46:04 am
missing images

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Title: Re: Irks
Post by: deletedprofile.u on December 22, 2016, 12:57:32 am
Side bar: Can anyone ELSE see my images? LOL.

Flicker never seems to be able to see what I post  :v
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: flukey lukey on December 22, 2016, 01:03:31 am
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Title: Re: Irks
Post by: deletedprofile.u on December 22, 2016, 02:21:38 am
I want to create better quality videos before recording them. My older videos will still remain on youtube.
I want to create better quality videos before recording them. My older videos will still remain on youtube.
I want to create better quality videos before recording them. My older videos will still remain on youtube.
I want to create better quality videos before recording them. My older videos will still remain on youtube.
I want to create better quality videos before recording them. My older videos will still remain on youtube.
I want to create better quality videos before recording them. My older videos will still remain on youtube.
I want to create better quality videos before recording them. My older videos will still remain on youtube.
I want to create better quality videos before recording them. My older videos will still remain on youtube.
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: Joshua Nash on December 22, 2016, 02:43:16 pm
I want to create better quality videos before recording them. My older videos will still remain on youtube.
I want to create better quality videos before recording them. My older videos will still remain on youtube.
I want to create better quality videos before recording them. My older videos will still remain on youtube.
I want to create better quality videos before recording them. My older videos will still remain on youtube.
I want to create better quality videos before recording them. My older videos will still remain on youtube.
I want to create better quality videos before recording them. My older videos will still remain on youtube.
I want to create better quality videos before recording them. My older videos will still remain on youtube.
I want to create better quality videos before recording them. My older videos will still remain on youtube.
lol
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: Lark on December 22, 2016, 03:00:27 pm
The Great Max attacks! How will you defend yourself? You cannot.
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: Icy on December 22, 2016, 04:06:41 pm
You cannot.

:nesquik:
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: flicker on December 25, 2016, 02:15:45 am
confirmation bias
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: sɐm on December 25, 2016, 10:01:20 am



                                 "xmas"
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: deletedprofile.u on December 25, 2016, 10:36:45 pm



                                 "xmas"

"Chi (or X) is the first letter in the Greek word for Christ. In the early days of the Christian church, Christians used the letter X as a secret symbol to indicate their membership in the church to others. If you know the Greek meaning of X, Xmas and Christmas essentially mean the same thing: Christ + mas = Christmas."

Sam doesn't like Christmas, everyone.  :kappa:
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: Rigger in Chief on December 27, 2016, 05:16:59 am
When people say climate change isn't real because its still snowing in North Dakota
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: OHMSS on December 28, 2016, 10:57:16 am
^ my grandma just said that climate change gotta be bullshit because it wasn't a thing back when everyone used to heat with coal :D
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: Lark on December 28, 2016, 11:14:11 am
Grandma Degenhart: "Der Klimawandel ist nicht real, weil er nicht existiert, wenn alle mit Kohle zu heizen."
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: deletedprofile.u on December 28, 2016, 08:56:08 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/NB00QtB.png)
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: flicker on December 29, 2016, 12:02:59 pm
when someone mentions you in discord but doesnt but the reason is in the next/last couple messages instead of in the message with the mention

so, for example, this:
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versus this:
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@swiss :nesquik:
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: harambe on December 29, 2016, 01:38:14 pm
Everyone abuses the tag feature in Discord. Over the past 24 hours I have seen:

- Someone disturbing Eric's wank by using @everyone for no reason.
- Multiple people tagging swiss for no reason or for a very dumb reason
- Flicker pointing out an issue above as well
- some people being tagged even though they have the yellow icon just to note that sakuya's race is starting

Seriously what have we come to? This is the equivalent of teenagers tagging each other in random meme pages. :nesquik:
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: flicker on January 01, 2017, 03:15:21 pm
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Title: Re: Irks
Post by: 007 on January 05, 2017, 02:57:52 pm
Individuals that claim to be smart, but have made zero contributions to science or mankind and still live at home while using Google to answer simple questions.   The feels for the uneducated is beyond painful in this day and age.  :rollin:
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: RWG on January 05, 2017, 04:17:25 pm
You "work for the government."  Nothing says "making zero contributions to science or mankind" like working for the government.
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: deletedprofile.u on January 05, 2017, 04:21:54 pm
Individuals that claim to be smart, but have made zero contributions to science or mankind and still live at home while using Google to answer simple questions.   The feels for the uneducated is beyond painful in this day and age.  :rollin:

Individuals can be intelligent while using any resources to acquire and retain information. That's what the basis for intelligence IS. Developing that and helping others to do the same is part of it as well.

This passive-aggressive post is nonsensical; even more painful than what you've claimed. Get over yourself.  :rollin:
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: Rigger in Chief on January 05, 2017, 05:43:37 pm
When decipheration STILL won't shut the hell up
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: deletedprofile.u on January 05, 2017, 05:47:17 pm
When decipheration STILL won't shut the hell up

When we find out Decipher is Instamodel/Howlingwolfalphagod's alternate personality and we still reply to his posts.
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: Spec on January 05, 2017, 05:56:52 pm
Yeah because being intelligent is assuming you know everything and not searching things on, say, a high-quality internet search tool, right?

I think I'm dumb and I wanna learn shit so I read stuff that comes up on google. I think I have a higher intellect.
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: deletedprofile.u on January 05, 2017, 06:02:06 pm
The most nonintellectual thing to do would be to assume you're perfect and know everything you need to know, and then put others down by propping yourself up on a figurative high horse.

Sounds........ familiar.  :nesquik:
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: 007 on January 05, 2017, 06:19:27 pm
"Individuals can be intelligent while using any resources to acquire and retain information. That's what the basis for intelligence IS. Developing that and helping others to do the same is part of it as well."

When people get confused about the spectrum of "intelligent people vs genius intellectuals".   Huge difference.  Most, if not all intellectuals are successful.  If you are saying you are smart, but just lazy, you are in the group of average.
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: Joshua Nash on January 06, 2017, 10:46:01 am
I don't understand why people to try argue with Decipher. He is on a level we will never reach. He is one of the chosen ones because he solved the Cicada 3301 puzzle and is part of an elite group of individuals that are so perfect. So we should just be thankful we had this interaction with him because he is much smarter than we will ever be.
And remember that propane is more efficient than electricity.  :nesquik:
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: Lark on January 09, 2017, 05:45:14 pm
When people include the previous failed run in their WR/PR highlight vid.
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: Jimbo on January 09, 2017, 08:21:20 pm
When people include the previous failed run in their WR/PR highlight vid.

Screw that. I like that (esp if its streamed).
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: deletedprofile.u on January 09, 2017, 09:56:07 pm
When people include the previous failed run in their WR/PR highlight vid.

Screw that. I like that (esp if its streamed).

I think it's good and sometimes even necessary for further proof of continuity, showing a few brief habits when the person plays, and if streamed, you can listen to what's being said in context, rather than a snapshot.
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: OHMSS on January 10, 2017, 06:43:48 am
When there is funny talk or rage going on and/or the previous fail(s) are interesting or show the flavour of the level, then it's great.

But in a case like this one
https://rankings.the-elite.net/~Shawn+Johnson/time/70553
idk ... that's annoying imo. When watching such vids I sometimes thought WHAT HE GOT 0:XY ON THIS GARB RUN :mad: ... oh, quitout :-X
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: DYM on January 10, 2017, 10:04:14 am
I'll be sure not to do this in my future videos. (Note: it means I will).
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: deletedprofile.u on January 10, 2017, 04:42:59 pm
When eyes aren't used.  :nesquik:

(https://i.imgur.com/1o6WuSn.png)
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: sweetener on January 10, 2017, 07:08:02 pm
yeah I know mate he was bitching
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: deletedprofile.u on January 31, 2017, 09:00:04 pm
"JSAG" when referring to Jungle Secret Agent

Why not type something intelligible?  :nesquik:
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: DYM on February 01, 2017, 06:33:41 am
"JSAG" when referring to Jungle Secret Agent

Why not type something intelligible?  :nesquik:
Yeah coming from OHMSS who has 3 PhDs this is ironic. :nesquik:
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: OHMSS on February 05, 2017, 10:20:13 am
"JSAG" when referring to Jungle Secret Agent

Why not type something intelligible?  :nesquik:
One reason is satire on lowballing with deliberately bad WR posts and PR comments and on shitty notations like "OOAg" or "ooa". Also SAG, SAC, SAGE, JSAC are just well-sounding, hot phrases that I associate with some powerful things. But it ain't funny if it has to be explained :kappa:

Yeah coming from OHMSS who has 3 PhDs this is ironic. :nesquik:
7 mate  :nesquik:
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: DYM on February 05, 2017, 10:29:20 am
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7mate

 :nesquik: ?
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: OHMSS on February 05, 2017, 11:13:12 am
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7mate

 :nesquik: ?

omfg :o
Title: Re: Irks
Post by: Rigger in Chief on March 02, 2017, 04:02:42 am
When people confuse the definitions of socialism and communism