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Title: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: OHMSS on April 10, 2017, 09:04:23 am
Just some brain farts. If you have similar ideas, share them!

1.) Fastest time on Statue SA with Magnum Trev shot.

2.) Fastest time on Frigate SA via 00A route but without clearing the first hostage taker.

3.) Fastest time on Cradle 00A with AZ strat (just run to the end and hope B somehow completes) (https://rankings.the-elite.net/~Axel+Z/time/52802).
Title: Re: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: deletedprofile.u on April 10, 2017, 02:30:30 pm
4) Fastest time on any level using no C-Left, C-Up, or C-Right buttons.
5) Fastest time on Caverns Agent whilst destroying every wooden crate.
Title: Re: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: flicker on April 11, 2017, 12:18:25 am
6) Blow up all 7 drone guns on Egypt without cheats.
7) Collect all body armors on Depot Agent.
Title: Re: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: Lark on April 11, 2017, 12:26:29 am
Goldeneye speedruns.
Title: Re: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: AZ on April 11, 2017, 02:34:00 am
8) Slowest time on Silo 00A
9) Slowest time on Streets SA
10) Fastest time on Train A destroying the brakes in reverse order
Title: Re: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: flukey lukey on April 11, 2017, 03:38:29 am
Fastest 100% Time where the only acceptable inputs are generated by randomly throwing the controller across the room - buttons & joystick making contact with the floor / wall / couch. 
Title: Re: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: RWG on April 11, 2017, 05:29:32 am
Fastest 100% time where after completing any objective you have to pause and do a 900 Koroks Breath of the Wild speedrun before continuing.
Title: Re: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: Carathorn on April 11, 2017, 06:05:07 am
Whale Challenge: fastest 100% completion played from within a whale
Title: Re: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: deletedprofile.u on April 11, 2017, 04:07:08 pm
10) Fastest time on Train A destroying the brakes in reverse order

This one seems pretty chaotic
Title: Re: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: AZ on April 11, 2017, 04:25:58 pm
Here's a similar one:

11) Fastest time on Silo 00A planting plastiques in reverse order
Title: Re: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: Joshua Nash on April 11, 2017, 05:07:40 pm
I will most likely do these runs after I finish 00a headshots only :nesquik:
Title: Re: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: flukey lukey on April 12, 2017, 04:53:15 pm
Fastest 100% Time where you first have to eat the controller and then control bond from the inside of your stomach. 1.2 Only, unless the challenger decides to eat more than 1 controller.

*Potentially hazardous
Title: Re: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: sweetener on April 12, 2017, 05:08:00 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Title: Re: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: TheFlash on April 12, 2017, 05:23:35 pm
Might conflict with the no inhuman controller modifications rule.  Could get some "circuit board trick" glitches in there.
Title: Re: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: OHMSS on April 12, 2017, 05:26:06 pm
Silo 007 Mode with enemy health 999%, damage 1000%, accuracy 100%, reaction speed 100% :thinking:
Title: Re: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: AZ on April 13, 2017, 02:59:17 am
12) Fastest time on Archives 00A with "Bond Invisible" ON :thinking:
13) Fastest time on Jungle 00A using Henrik's old Xenia DLTK-strat (i.e. Nat needs to kill her)
Title: Re: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: DYM on April 15, 2017, 11:29:05 am
I really like the Train Agent reverse brakes one. If we ever get around to doing a GE tournament again ala 2009 style one we should include that one. Here are a couple of my own suggestions:

Archives - completing the level, but obtaining the flight recorder before rescuing Natalya
Caverns 00 Agent - completing the level without taking a same path more than once (so for example if you go down the stairs with the objective B consoles, you cannot go back up - or if you cross a catwalk, you cannot backtrack on it or cross it again)
Any level - fastest record with the controller the wrong way round (so the backside faces you) or topsy-turvy (upside down) and how about both together?
Title: Re: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: Retrix on June 08, 2017, 05:12:14 am
Fastest Pinball Train slappers only (brakes and ouru room onward can use any strat)
Title: Re: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: RWG on June 08, 2017, 09:14:52 am
^ u can't break the brakes mate
Title: Re: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: Retrix on June 08, 2017, 10:29:51 am
Yeah.

How about Silo 00 - kill ouru before any objs, get key, open up roof, then run back and get all the objectives.....I feel you guys could actually do this nvm.
Title: Re: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: SGT RAGEQUIT on June 08, 2017, 01:27:31 pm
You don't kill Ouro on silo, have you ever played this game  :nesquik:
Title: Re: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: flicker on June 08, 2017, 02:12:41 pm
You don't kill Ouro on silo, have you ever played this game  :nesquik:

"You" don't by normal means. Use a cheat.
Title: Re: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: Retrix on June 09, 2017, 03:20:19 am
Ouch. Guess my memory's starting to go.

How about Chuck Norris in both games?
Title: Re: Post absolute waste-of-time GE/PD Challenges Here
Post by: deletedprofile.u on June 09, 2017, 03:43:37 am
Any% 1.3 CC-up-only.  :nesquik: