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Nonsense Time => FFA => Topic started by: DYM on April 28, 2017, 05:59:46 am

Title: *** The Cock Size Rankings ***
Post by: DYM on April 28, 2017, 05:59:46 am

So who has the largest (or for that matter, smallest) cock in the Elite? Is there any relation between the length of it and one's ranking in the GoldenEye? It's time to finally find out!

Rules.

Make sure you measure your cock length accurately. Have a ruler aligned and measure from base to tip. Don't apply pressure on the ruler from the base side to manipulate your measurement. Measurements for the diameter to calculate the girth MUST be done using calipers only. It is preferable that you take an average of several measurements over multiple sessions in order to obtain a precise result.

Leaderboards (Erect)

1.dsx (7.00")
2. Ace (6.00")

Leaderboards (Flaccid)

1. Ace (4.25")

Note: proof is not required. I trust people are sensible enough to not lie.

Title: Re: *** The Cock Size Rankings ***
Post by: vitorr on April 28, 2017, 07:11:23 am

mate

Title: Re: *** The Cock Size Rankings ***
Post by: Spagooda on April 28, 2017, 07:30:53 am

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Title: Re: *** The Cock Size Rankings ***
Post by: deletedprofile.u on April 28, 2017, 08:47:09 am

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Title: Re: *** The Cock Size Rankings ***
Post by: Joshua Nash on April 28, 2017, 09:00:29 am

What about the length when you get out of the pool :thinking:
(https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgifrific.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F04%2FGeorge-Costanza-Yelling-I-Was-in-the-Pool-Seinfeld.gif&hash=1c62695d780f263651af3ef67b8a43644978474a)

:kappa: