The Elite Forum
Nonsense Time => FFA => Topic started by: dsfasdfdasfasdf on October 14, 2017, 07:36:18 pm
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Post proof
a selfie of you with a paper that says "Formerly,DarkLight93, posting on the elite forum"
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"no idea how to post a picture on a standard simple machines forum"
yeah this is Cowen 100% confirmed
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2. Yes, the times I uploaded 9 years ago were fake, please lord almightly tell me you all didnt think they were real.
I didn't think anyone believed them. If someone did think they were real, please, please step forward now.
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Little late for that but side note, goose what is your obsession with me to the point of continuing to make videos and talk about me 7 years later? Kinda creepy dude, I mean, every got a laugh out of that back in 08 and who wouldnt? But man you're still rolling strong almost like you are obsessed with me?
it's called content homie
The viewers get an interesting story, I get money, it's a win/win.
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Have you actually watched any of my vids?
I've made one vid about you. I've made countless videos about other people and other stories. And yes, people do make their lives telling stories.
If you think I "constantly bring you up" then you're just being straight up narcissist (do you even know what that word means?)
You legitimately are retarded.
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You are the one literally f5ing this thread, waiting for my posts so you can respond.
The tens of thousands of people who watch my videos aren't "creepers." They enjoy interesting speedrun content.
I made one video about you. Read that again. One video. Because it was interesting speedrun content. Your criticism is so far off base it's not even worth acknowledging.
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If you are formerly darklight93, what are you now?
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I made one video about you... two years ago.
You're the one who keeps bringing up your name dude.
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(https://i.gyazo.com/14342a215c6f57fb1fc826bb03de6d72.png)
Do you know how Youtube works? Can you read the upload date?
To compare, here's a more recent video I did by the fire, which isn't about you, in case you didn't realize that.
(https://i.gyazo.com/31ea23dc6f478c5fe47128ed2a858003.png)
Do you see how the upload date is more recent? Like, two years more recent? Two years since I made a video about you?
Man, you are even dumber than I thought. It's no surprise Iowa voted for Ted Cruz & Hillary Clinton if this is the way they're bringing up their youth.
As for speedrunwiki, it's undeletable. There's stuff about me I can't even get off there. Live and learn. Don't post things to the internet you don't want people seeing in the future.
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cowen what is your iq?
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cowen what is your iq?
799 iq man asking the right questions
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how am I stupid for not seeing the upload dates
This is pretty stupid tbh, there's no arguing that.
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Same as yours
same number but NEGATIVE 799
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Honestly this thread alone should provide enough content for 3-4 more videos about Cowen, each getting 10-20k views and netting me a few hundred dollars.
Speedrun content creation is easy money with so many hilarious characters like Cowen around.
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Let me let you in on a little secret, Mr. Cowen Hames.
Do you remember how you edited your page back in 2009? You just made an account and clicked "edit," correct?
It's a wiki based website, so anyone can edit anything.
Guess what, YOU CAN LITERALLY STILL EDIT YOUR OWN PAGE! YOU FUCKING MORON! LOL
MAKE AN ACCOUNT, GO AND EDIT IT, DELETE EVERYTHING if you want.
You are LEGITIMATELY the dumbest person I have ever encountered in my entire life. There is a reason people love hearing stories about you.
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Then why don't you contact Ngamer about it?
Are you seriously hating on me for having a cozy fireplace? Dude, you *are* mentally ill. Please seek help.
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"talking shit"
I literally read your SRW page to entertain people and inform them of speedrun history. Similar to how I've told stories of many, hundreds of other people from the speedrun community's past.
Why are you so sensitive man?
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cowen what is your ip address
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Nice try, Dugg/Decipheration. I've contacted the real Cowen Hames a few months ago, and he sent me proof of a lot of his stuff including a few terabytes (which took forever to download) of Nightfire multiplayer matches (you will be mindblown by some of the trickshots he does).
Stop trying to get free publicity with a fake account. The legend of Cowen lives on.
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nice edits
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wut.
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imagine actually going through and editing out all of those posts
can a moderator here restore them?
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Remember when FFA didn't allow you to edit your posts?
I can probably get back anything that was present at 3:30am on any particular day, but I don't think it's worth digging into right now.
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Wow this guy truly got BTFO.