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Title: I have more money in my retirement account than you
Post by: Bizichyld on March 05, 2018, 11:37:00 pm: So I win at life. And it’s mostly in a ROTH 401k because bitches love that.

Yep. My life is boring. Who else is old here?
Title: Re: I have more money in my retirement account than you
Post by: deletedprofile.u on March 06, 2018, 09:29:15 pm: Tax-free contribution withdrawl!!

K R E Y G A S M :shocked:
Title: Re: I have more money in my retirement account than you
Post by: Ignominious Sin on March 07, 2018, 06:21:28 pm: Inheritance from my Grandfather is enough for my whole family to live on. My trust is sitting pretty at close to a mil, making i believe 3% interest.
Title: Re: I have more money in my retirement account than you
Post by: Shadow on March 07, 2018, 06:29:58 pm: Quote from: Bizichyld on March 05, 2018, 11:37:00 pm
I have more money in my retirement account than you

No you don't.
Title: Re: I have more money in my retirement account than you
Post by: SGT RAGEQUIT on March 07, 2018, 07:08:16 pm: guys this is the cringiest dick-waving contest ever
Title: Re: I have more money in my retirement account than you
Post by: Ignominious Sin on March 07, 2018, 07:24:58 pm: Quote from: SGT RAGEQUIT on March 07, 2018, 07:08:16 pm
guys this is the cringiest dick-waving contest ever

MY DICKS BIGGER TOO1!!!!1
Title: Re: I have more money in my retirement account than you
Post by: JDBlack21 on March 07, 2018, 11:22:19 pm: :thinking: :thinking: :thinking: Did YOU know??? :thinking: :thinking: :thinking:

The average size of a human penis is just a liiiitle bigger than yours

:thinking: :thinking: :thinking: :thinking: :thinking:
Title: Re: I have more money in my retirement account than you
Post by: Alka Maass on March 07, 2018, 11:43:51 pm: cock tbh
Title: Re: I have more money in my retirement account than you
Post by: Bizichyld on March 09, 2018, 01:50:55 am: Quote from: Ignominious Sin on March 07, 2018, 06:21:28 pm
Inheritance from my Grandfather is enough for my whole family to live on. My trust is sitting pretty at close to a mil, making i believe 3% interest.

3 percent!? I would not entrust your trust to whomever is currently entrusted with your trust.
Title: Re: I have more money in my retirement account than you
Post by: Ignominious Sin on March 09, 2018, 08:12:06 am: Its one of those things where if you touch it the rates go down. So after college expenses and what not it lowered i believe.
My father takes care of it. For i am not trusted to handle the trust.
Title: Re: I have more money in my retirement account than you
Post by: setrackthebossdog on March 09, 2018, 12:47:59 pm: WTOTY contender right here
Title: Re: I have more money in my retirement account than you
Post by: Bizichyld on March 09, 2018, 04:37:34 pm: Quote from: setrackthebossdog on March 09, 2018, 12:47:59 pm
WTOTY contender right here

That’s what I do.

Quote from: Ignominious Sin on March 07, 2018, 06:21:28 pm
Inheritance from my Grandfather is enough for my whole family to live on. My trust is sitting pretty at close to a mil, making i believe 3% interest.

A mil in which currency? How old are you and when do you receive the trust?
Title: Re: I have more money in my retirement account than you
Post by: Ignominious Sin on March 09, 2018, 09:07:58 pm: I am 24 I receive at 25. And USD
Title: Re: I have more money in my retirement account than you
Post by: RWG on March 09, 2018, 09:16:51 pm: I'm not joking or over-exaggerating, but this might very well be the worst, most stunningly boring thread in elite history.
Title: Re: I have more money in my retirement account than you
Post by: OHMSS on March 10, 2018, 05:47:51 am: Yeah usually retirement topics are more exciting around here!
Title: Re: I have more money in my retirement account than you
Post by: DYM on March 11, 2018, 01:21:15 am: Bizichyld posted in the classic 2001 Elite style (you will see what I mean if you check the Archived General Chat topics from 2000-2002), which unfortunately did bode well with the post-2012 Eliters, making the thread get progressively worse.