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Title: β Strat Pre-Pre-Announcement
Post by: Aztec Exemplar on July 21, 2018, 10:07:51 am

Today is the anniversary for the first time Mr. Charles Ponzi committed his first investment scam which would soon evolve into an infamous fraudulent practice we now refer to today as the “Ponzi Scheme”.

Foreshadowing aside, a GE brainchild of mine is starting to find its footing. I've named it “INTK” (and for the clever, it has nothing to do with 'INTJ'). The idea had come to me while I was choking the chicken the other night and I have been chiseling it to fruition ever since. A comprehensive explanation was to be made regarding my finding today but I decided I better make an announcement to prepare you all for a future announcement and then finally set an official reveal date from there.

Absolutely nothing will happen between now and the next announcement so the next announcement will be at any point in the future.

Now I know a lot of you are unzipping and are eager to know more so I'll edge you and disclose a few details.

- The strat was indeed conceived while I was slapping the salami.
- The strat may or may not work sometimes.
- All sessions of wax on, wank off post-discovery have led to no more strats.

As for what you can expect at the next announcement:

- A reveal date.

As for what you'll get to see at the reveal.

- The strat (probably)
- A collection of my 'jacking the beanstalk' data which may help others in strat discovery.

By looking at my timespage, the astute may deduce that I'm a speed god and therefore an utter annihilation of the rankings by yours truly is imminent. Just to tease you a little more, it is likely that you will need to use a plasma TV as well as replace the N64 stick with an Xbox One stick to have any success with the strat.

Enjoy! :TehePelo:

Title: Re: β Strat Pre-Pre-Announcement
Post by: setrackthebossdog on July 21, 2018, 10:25:24 am

Totally lost but I applaud your excitement and potential innovation

Title: Re: β Strat Pre-Pre-Announcement
Post by: SimThreat on July 21, 2018, 10:29:47 am

This reminds me of all the times I wrestled with my anaconda while pondering new strats.

Title: Re: β Strat Pre-Pre-Announcement
Post by: AForgottenEvent on July 21, 2018, 10:55:17 am

This might just be the greatest shitpost ever conceived by man. My life will never be the same again. I am now enlightened.

Title: Re: β Strat Pre-Pre-Announcement
Post by: Blue Khakis on July 21, 2018, 11:02:32 am

Could you communicate with us through a third party (ideally in the form of a typed transcript of an interview between yourself and said third party), while you yourself interact minimally with the community? I feel like that would definitely be the best way for us to receive evidence of your innovations.

Title: Re: β Strat Pre-Pre-Announcement
Post by: Saltkillzsnails on July 21, 2018, 11:05:34 am

Evidently evidence and what not

Title: Re: β Strat Pre-Pre-Announcement
Post by: JDBlack21 on July 21, 2018, 12:35:10 pm

Still more believable than M strat  :nesquik:

Title: Re: β Strat Pre-Pre-Announcement
Post by: mw on July 21, 2018, 01:11:53 pm

You can't make ejaccusations like that without evidence.

I ashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuume you have some?

Title: Re: β Strat Pre-Pre-Announcement
Post by: destrukt on July 21, 2018, 04:26:35 pm

Any strat can work if you believe hard enough in it.
Today I warped into the toilet in Facility and it took me directly to The Great Mighty Poo, skipping basically all of Black Temple.

Title: Re: β Strat Pre-Pre-Announcement
Post by: Whiteted on July 21, 2018, 04:50:50 pm

I was beginning to think that pre-announcing was a mistake but without that how would we have this?
Literally cracking up here  :rollin:

Title: Re: β Strat Pre-Pre-Announcement
Post by: Huzi on July 23, 2018, 01:09:13 am

LOOL :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

Title: Re: β Strat Pre-Pre-Announcement
Post by: flukey lukey on July 23, 2018, 02:02:04 am

thread of 2018




don't @ me

Title: Re: β Strat Pre-Pre-Announcement
Post by: OHMSS on July 23, 2018, 03:10:14 am

m8 wEhReS tEh StRat

Title: Re: β Strat Pre-Pre-Announcement
Post by: flukey lukey on July 23, 2018, 08:21:32 pm

when's the next announcement?