The Elite Forum
Nonsense Time => FFA => Topic started by: Ray Ruane on August 22, 2018, 12:19:11 pm
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This conversation occured in Ace's Caverns 00 Agent 1:35 which can be found here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMPC_c5WML4
I understand that this may be seen as pure garbage and if so, do not hesitate to remove it. But I just thought that I'd share it for a laugh anyways. I copied and pasted the data in case he deleted his comments. I'd recommend clicking on the link and reading it on YouTube.
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
11 months ago
Anybody can do something one time if they sit down and try 800 times and die lol
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Bogs Binny
Bogs Binny
8 months ago
lay off the coke jon davis
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Jon Davis
Jon Davis
2 months ago
Bogs Binny u lay off the coke what I said is true
Jack jacksparrow
Jack jacksparrow
1 month ago
Pratice makes perfect
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
1 month ago
Jack jacksparrow this is not practice this is attempting something 2 million times and hope to get it a couple times this is the fukin lottery jackpot bullshit
Ray R
Ray R
1 week ago (edited)
Try and beat Usain Bolt's records in running or Michael Phelps' records in swimming. I'll give you as many attempts as you want.
Some gamers are more talented than others. This is a culmination of arguably the most talented Goldeneye player ever practicing the same level over and over until he got a run where everything fell into place. For example he has since lowered this down to 1:31. Was he "lucky" then too?! Only one player has ever bettered that time. No matter how "lucky" you get, you would never equal or better that record. Most people won't. It's why it's called a "World Record".
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
1 week ago
Ray R that’s not the same thing fool that’s physical ability lol are u on cocaine? This is video games yea some is more talented then others but any good goldeneye player can do this if they sit down and attempt 900 times and keep dying for days lol get outta here
Ray R
Ray R
1 week ago
+Jon Davis No they can't. That's why it's called an "untied" world record.
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
1 week ago
Ray R I really don’t care if I could do this or not lol I won’t even attempt this dumbass fag shit it’s not what I do. U basically sprinting around like a faggot and getting shot a million times and die a million times and try to survive once by a miracle lol this is what they doing never in my life will I even attempt that dumbass gay shit can we at least pretend like it’s real life a little bit? You can’t die 800 times in real life the way these fags do
Ray R
Ray R
1 week ago
+Jon Davis It's a video game. You die all the time in it. Why does it bother you so much? Who is it hurting and what makes it so homosexual?! Would they suddenly turn straight if they put down the controller and went hinting or some shit?!
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
1 week ago
Ray R if me and this guy sat next to each other and played this level for money best out of 7 series whoever gets to 4 wins. He would lose all his money and he wouldn’t even attempt to play me becuz he knows his dumbass bitch shit is based off luck and bullshit matter fact I thunk I’ve asked this guy to play a ton of times this I. guy and many others like him and they haven’t responded. Everything they do is based off bitch ass fluke bullshit and they know it u can’t run around and die a ton of times when u playing for money lol
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
1 week ago
Ray R untied world record means nothing when you accomplishing nothing buddy they sprinting around like a stupid bitch getting shot 60 times and dying lol
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
1 week ago
Ray R I’m not gonna keep on arguing about this stupid shit just do me a favor will u. Do u have any contact with I. or any players like that? Ask them if they want to play goldeneye for money in person I will play about 11 different levels
Ray R
Ray R
1 week ago (edited)
+Jon Davis This "I." guy has a first name (Rayan) and through arguably the best point ranking system in the world has been proven to be one of if not the best player to ever play the game. Using more conservative strategies he could beat the level almost every single time and much quicker than most people.
The reason why Rayan and the likes probably don't take you seriously is most likely because you are homophobic and are most likely not telling the truth about your ability or even worse you are that deluded to think that you are one of the best players in the world with no proof of such claims.
People have been speedrunning this game for over 20 years. Using speed as a gauge for who the best players are is the only real metric to use with the possible exception of multi-player and even then, speed is a crucial part of the overall game-play.
If you are serious, why don't you show your face, post a YouTube video calling out Rayan and challenge him to a money match?!
You won't, because you're only big behind a keyboard.
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
1 week ago
Ray R
1- I know what I can do I’m not about to show the whole goldeneye community what I do for no reason. What the fuck is my gain if I show them everything I do? It’s only a gain for them it will give them a advantage becuz they already gonna know everything I do
2- they don’t take me seriously becuz I’m not on the leaderboards lol that’s gotta be the most dumbest bitch ass excuse I’ve heard in my life we are talkin about money games here the only thing matters is winning money off somebody. I’m asking u if u have any contact with these people and If any of them live near California I’m willing to play anybody. I know for sure I’m better then most of them and u saying conservative strategies lol I’m ready for that homie you don’t know me. If me and these people play with 1 simple rule u lose a minute every time u get shot I would beat almost everybody and I’m not even gonna tell u my times on the levels cuz that will give them a advantage
3- this is gonna be my last message to you I’m not gonna keep on going back and forth about this dumbass bitch shit videos like this lol. I am telling u 1 thing listen carefully if u have contact with any of these people and they live near California tell them I want to play in person for a lot of money we can do $500 each level
Ray R
Ray R
1 week ago
+Jon Davis If you want a "gain" I will personally wire you money if you can put up an untied world record on any level that you want. It can even be a Surface 2 level where you can basically beat the level without getting shot if you'd like, because you don't like getting shot.
If you can post a legit video that isn't gamesharked or emulated and is done on an N64 controller with an N64 console then I will personally wire you money. If that isn't enough of an incentive or a "gain" for you then I don't know what is. You have nothing to lose.
If you haven't copped on by now, everybody knows that you're full of shit. Why would the best player in the world at a game not post his hard work for the world to see? What would be your "gain"? Keeping all of the strategies of a game that has been tested again and again and again for 20 years all to yourself? I mean if I told you that I can run faster than Usain Bolt or throw darts better than Michael van Gerwen, but I didn't want to show anybody because I have secret starts to running or throwing that I wanted to keep to myself, would you believe me? No. Because I'm just some guy on YouTube. Like you. Except I'm not full of shit.
Way to go defending yourself by saying that you're not homophobic by the way. Class act that you are.
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
1 week ago
Ray R listen I’m not gonna go back and forth with u about this dumb shit on Sunday I’m trying to chill. You gonna personally wire me money? Lmao i dont even know who the fuck u are even if i do it u really expect me to sit here and believe u gonna wire me money. Yea I’m gonna trust some random dude on youtube to wire me money. How much if this “money” u gonna send anyway lol 100 bucks? I have never spent a minute doing this dumb shit and never will. When you have to die 300 times just to barely survive one time that means its fluke bullshit its not solid. That shit is for the birds. In basketball its like throwing a full court shot with ur eyes closed 500 attempts and try to make it once lol it proves nothing its fake bullshit it cant be used in anything. I’m 100% sure none of these dumbass bitches won’t be doing this dumb shit if we are sitting next to each other in real life playing money games becuz if they even attemp this stupid shit they would lose every series to me in almost every level we play maybe 8 different levels. Becuz they wold be dying at least 2 times in the series and thats 2 auto losses. They invest their life in competing at the most meaningless dumb bullshit which proves nothing thats the same as someone saying lets have a competition who can spit on the ground the most times or who can bang their head against the wall th most times lmao. That’s what these dumb bitches are doing this fukin meaningless and proves nothing about being good at goldeneye
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
1 week ago
Ray R ur some random dude on youtube and you will send me exactly $0 even if i spend a ton of time and break one of these records. Wtf is my guarantee that u gonna send this money? Who are u? Where do u live? Where the fuck is my guarantee that I’m gonna get this money if i happen to break one of these records? Just remember that ive only been playing goldeneye competively for about 2 years and have never spent 1 minute doing dumbass bitch shit like this sprinting thru the level and get shot 900 times and die. I never worked on that at all so its probly gonan take me a whole lot of time. But how much money we talkin about? And tell me how the fuck am i guaranteed that I’m gonna get this money? Matter fact ill give u the answer. There is no guarantee lol unless we do a lawyer document or some shit like that i have no guarantee u gonna give me my money
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
1 week ago
Ray R if u really serious about this lets both go to a lawyers office and make a document and lets both sign it. You must pay me $3,000 if i break one of these records how bout that?
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
1 week ago
Ray R tell me who u are and where u live and prove to me u got this kind of money. And I’m down to lets both go to a lawyers office and set this up. So if i break one of these records I’m guaranteed u gonna pay me
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
1 week ago
Lol i would bet a whole bunch of money that u not gonna do this becuz ur the one full of shit and talking bullshit over there. I am no tgonna spend another minute on my sunday goin back and forth with u about this dumbass shit peace out clown. If ur interested ill give u my info where i live. Show up here and we both go to a lawyers office and get this done. We can split the lawyers fees
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
1 week ago
Ray R and if u willing to show up here while were at it we might as well play some goldeneye levels for money. Are u a good goldeneye player?
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
1 week ago
Ray R just stop ur bullshit dude we both know u are not gonna give me a cent if i take all that time and break one of these records. I’m not sure if i can do it or not and i sure as hell dont wanna spend a whole shit load of time on dumbass shit like that but if the guaranteed money is there then i will definitely do it. With my style of play if playing that style i am for sure one of the best in the world and if ur not one of these players then u don’t have a prayer against me and the way u sound I don’t think ur one of these players. You would get swept in every series we play in any level and u would lose all ur money I’m just tellin u heads up and u probly don’t have that much money to lose either so just stop it dude. And ur not my target anyway. But if u got that money and ur a good goldeneye player and u willing to play then let’s to this dude. Told u where I’m at I’m in California if u can be in Cali then let me know and we can do that Ducument also. But like i said I’m trying to chill on my Sunday this is my last fukin message i will get back to u another day if u respond i dont feel like being mad and stressed when I’m trying to chill
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
3 days ago
Ray R Now that i got some more time to discuss this dumb shit let me tell you a few things clearly. I will not upload any of my shit don’t ask me. If you think I’m about to sit here and help these dudes to beat me you must be on some heavy fukin heroine. I would be helping my potential opponents beat me for my own money lol do you fukin understand what I’m saying? The whole purpose of this is to meetup and play for big money and win big money off people. That’s the only reason i ever started playing goldeneye competively in the first place. That would be burning away very hard work in about 2 years of time. I admit i stole a bunch of little speedrunning tactics to improve time from a bunch of little speedrunnng great goldeneye videos. And i even stole some from Grassulu00 lol. He’s a goldeneye player on youtube look him up hes not that good but i did steal some tactics from him then i ended up being 100x better then him lol. Even if i discuss my stats on each level that gives people a target to work at. That’s just as bad as uploading videos. I would hope people can understand this bro its common sense. I’m here to win money and i will not fukin help any of these dudes to beat me thats just ridiculous bulslhit
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
3 days ago
Ray R i only wanna say things one time so please read it I don’t wanna spend time repeating things. You are the delusional one sir. I never claimed to be great at pure sprinting thru the level and get shot 40 times and barely survive or die 50 times lol. I don’t play that meaningless bulslhit and never will. That’s not what i do that’s now how i play. I only play one way and that’s speedrunning with penalties. It’s basically what they doing but with one simple rule. Every time you get shot or lose a bar of health you get 1 minute added to your time. It’s speedrunning with a penalty. If we playing that way? Then I’m most fukin definitely one of the best in the world. There’s levels that I’m only 70 seconds slower then the untied world record but with PERFECT HEALTH. A lot of times perfect health sometimes lose 1 bar of health sometimes 2 bars of health but losing 2 or more bars is very are but it happens shit happens rarely freak shit.
But this is the bottom line here is one example. There is a level that i simulated myself playing a 7 game series. I did it in about 2:30 with perfect health 6 times and in 1 game i lost 1 bar of health got shot once. That’s what I’m capable of. It’s one thing to do all that once in a while and fail others. It’s a wholeeeee different fukin thing to do that for a 7 game series sitting next to someone in real time. I am dominant in this style of play my defense is A+ and my offense is maybe B or B+. It would take a A+ leave player to have a chance to beat me 4 times outta 7 in any of my main levels. It would have to be players like Ryan Isaran or Whitegoose or whoever the hell else is on that level. I can almost guarantee you anybody below that level won’t even have a prayer with me in a 7 game series in any of my main levels. It’s not possible I’m tellin u that’s what it is. Someone like Grassulu or anyone his level would get swept in most of these levels and maybe lose 4-1 in some and probly would need a fukin miracle to beat me twice in any series of these levels.
This is the bottom line bro I’m ready to play a 7 game series in any of these levels:
Facility, Runway, Bunker 1, Bunker 2, Silo, Frigate, Archives, Train
7 game series in any of these levels. $500 each series. One rule like i said: Everytime you lose a bar of health it’s 1 minute added to your time.
Let me know how many of these dudes are near the California area and whose willing to play. Then we can trade cell numbers and locations and where we gonna play and all that. I’m just gonna need a few weeks of time of training to sharpen up on everything becuz I haven’t been playing recently but i only need 3 weeks to be ready. I prefer the easiest opponents possible of course lol but I’ll play anyone whose willing to play. And also i got a business deal for you dude. If you can set me up with some lower level players whos willing to play for big money then I’ll give you a cut of what i win. Just tell them I’m garbage and easy to beat and things like that to convince them to play. Whatever u gotta tell them so u can convince them to play
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
3 days ago
Ray R shit I didn’t realize how much i wrote lol but just please read everything its very important and i dont wanna repeat things
Ray R
Ray R
9 hours ago
+Jon Davis I do not live in America. Would you be okay with me sharing this conversation with The Elite?!
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
9 hours ago
Ray R it don’t matter if ur not in America I’m not playing u the only thing matters is which one of these dudes lives anywhere near California. Of course u can share the convo with them lol thats the whole point of it i wanna know whose near the California area
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
9 hours ago
Ray R just go back and read everything i said please. The whole point of me telling u all that so u can set me up with games with people whoever is near the California area. Not just the Elite people but anybody. Please read everything i said again cuz i dont wanna repeat everything
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
9 hours ago
Ray R you need to start from the bottom up. If u set me up with lower level players i told u I’ll give u a cut of whatever money i win. Like i said I don’t wanna repeat everything i said please go back and read everything and respond to me I don’t think u read everything
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
9 hours ago
Ray R I’ll play any of the Elite people but that’s a last resort. Try to set me up with lower level players first
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
8 hours ago
Ray R 3 days ago i know i wrote a whole bunch of shit I didn’t even realize i wrote that much but please read everything it’s all very important. Also so I don’t gotta keep repeating things
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
8 hours ago
Ray R don’t wanna flood this video repeating everything i said just read everything
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
8 hours ago
Ray R yes u can share the whole damn convo with them. I didn’t speak about specific levels for a reason so u can show the whole convo to them lol
Jon Davis
Jon Davis
8 hours ago
Ray R this is my last comment becuz ive already wrote way too many go up and look how long this is going down lol we almost not gonna be able to read it becuz theres so much shit. I dont wanna make it any longer. Just read the comments from 3 days ago read everything and understand it all and get back to me cuz its all very important. Read only the ones from 3 days ago not the other millions of shit. Read all that and understand it and get back to me.
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I've seen this troll on tons of GE videos, specifically Ace's videos, and on some other Caverns videos as well. Just don't give him any attention he doesn't deserve.
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would feel so good to put someone like this in their place, i only wish i had the chance.
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yeah this seems like you poorly baiting a mentally ill person, then having us read it
move to gentlemen's?
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Ill take this suckas money :devil:
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I'm with Jon Davis on this one.
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That reminisces me of "It says glitchless but he used Poké Doll on the Ghost"
Oh I did waste my time writing at least 4 comments on that thread.
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This guy should play Dark License to Kill. He'd be a fucking GOD.
Ray Ruane for POM.
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lol
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He's like that guy on Yahoo! Answers that'd always post the most out-there, hilarious responses to ordinary questions.