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Title: The PC Snowman
Post by: DYM on September 13, 2018, 07:56:47 am

8:00 am I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman, too.
8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 The homosexual couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 The transgender man..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.
8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.
8:42 The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.
9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.

Title: Re: The PC Snowman
Post by: deletedprofile.u on September 13, 2018, 08:44:28 am

Unfortunately believable in these sad times.

Title: Re: The PC Snowman
Post by: AZ on September 13, 2018, 09:05:35 am

Quote from: Alec M. on September 13, 2018, 08:44:28 am

Unfortunately believable in these sad times.

Title: Re: The PC Snowman
Post by: Retrix on September 13, 2018, 10:31:22 am

I'm thankful I live in the middle of nowhere.

Title: Re: The PC Snowman
Post by: RBlackGoose on September 13, 2018, 12:28:39 pm

Funny

Title: Re: The PC Snowman
Post by: JDBlack21 on September 13, 2018, 03:39:17 pm

stupid libtards  :mad: :mad: :mad: am i right

Title: Re: The PC Snowman
Post by: Spec on September 13, 2018, 11:03:23 pm

That feel when the event @ 8:40 is very very close to be a thing

Title: Re: The PC Snowman
Post by: OHMSS on September 14, 2018, 04:27:32 am

Did you make that snowman in Karachi or on the Baltoro glacier while finally visiting the Karakoram?

Title: Re: The PC Snowman
Post by: DYM on September 16, 2018, 07:22:50 am

Mate, I'm not sure if we've ever had snowfall before.

Title: Re: The PC Snowman
Post by: Scrambler Fanny on September 16, 2018, 09:12:51 am

Great post. Hits all the feels. Funny, sad, appalling, frustrating, and unfortunately mostly true.

Also, lawls at snowballs!!

Title: Re: The PC Snowman
Post by: OHMSS on September 23, 2018, 04:50:57 pm

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