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Title: ELITE CONSPIRACY THEORY REGARDING SAMMO LUXURY [IMPORTANT]
Post by: RWG on October 29, 2018, 03:13:36 am

This is an Egypt 00 Agent 0:52 performed by Sammo Luxury.  For those of you who don't know, Sammo Luxury is the "rising star" of the-elite, at least in a mysterious, persona sense.  Sammo's enigmatic "goal" is to get the fastest time worth 0 points on all 60 levels... a remarkable sweep in a sense, and one that will cement his status as an eternal legend in elite history.

He has done well so far, currently holding 43/60 of said "pointless time records."  On two occasions, he has actually gained 1 point on the rankings due to removal of player(s), but quickly lost that 1 point, thanks to a steady drove of newcomers to the community.  However, I suspect he has actually gained MANY more points than that......

You see, I think it is very likely that somewhere along the way, on a level like Egypt, Sammo Luxury has "accidentally" achieved a record worth points, but simply did not post it to the rankings.  Now sure, some of you may think "well, that's not a huge deal.  If they're never posted or ranked, he can still pursue this 'perfect' PTR page."  And sure, that may be the case.  But can we really trust someone, claiming to be going for all 0 pointers, who, statistically, must have slipped up at some point and achieved records worth points?

I wish Sammo Luxury the best in his quest.  It will be a truly remarkable achievement, and I do not wish to diminish it.  However, it is something worth thinking about.

Best,
Alec
Title: Re: ELITE CONSPIRACY THEORY REGARDING SAMMO LUXURY [IMPORTANT]
Post by: SammoSammy on October 29, 2018, 03:31:59 am
This is libel.
Title: Re: ELITE CONSPIRACY THEORY REGARDING SAMMO LUXURY [IMPORTANT]
Post by: flukey lukey on October 29, 2018, 05:27:54 am
It's Fucktus!
Title: Re: ELITE CONSPIRACY THEORY REGARDING SAMMO LUXURY [IMPORTANT]
Post by: deletedprofile.u on October 29, 2018, 09:45:20 am
Best,
Alec

LOL what??
Title: Re: ELITE CONSPIRACY THEORY REGARDING SAMMO LUXURY [IMPORTANT]
Post by: MadmanFlechr on October 29, 2018, 07:28:35 pm
You mean to tell me that he doesn't change clothes after getting a cooked new PTR
Title: Re: ELITE CONSPIRACY THEORY REGARDING SAMMO LUXURY [IMPORTANT]
Post by: Greyman on October 30, 2018, 01:37:18 pm
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Title: Re: ELITE CONSPIRACY THEORY REGARDING SAMMO LUXURY [IMPORTANT]
Post by: Retrix on November 01, 2018, 03:31:08 pm
I demand 205/205 PTRs.
Start up an LTK fantasy league. There's far too many points available for mere completions.
Title: Re: ELITE CONSPIRACY THEORY REGARDING SAMMO LUXURY [IMPORTANT]
Post by: Greyman on November 02, 2018, 01:30:55 am
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