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The Big Three Plus One => GoldenEye 007 => Topic started by: Cal on November 20, 2019, 01:27:22 am
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[k4] has ruined hoarding for everyone. No group of people can reasonably expect to compare.
I'm giving hoarding back to the people.
I present, [Cal4]
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Top 10 Songs:
1. The b2 00 song
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Most unexpected time: The b2 00 time
Favorite moment: When you used the remote on your VCR to start the time.
Most unexpected player: Cal
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2nd in the top songs list has to be the helicopter speaker tune
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Best quotes of [Cal4]
"Um... I fear... that... k4... has raised expectations... to ahhhhh a level... where... nobody... will ever be able to meet them... again"
"So ahhh he-here it is, thi-this is the um... the unhoard... the unhoard...ahhhh... Let's just get rid of that first..."
"So I'm RESETTING expectations about what a... how shit a hoard can be because k4 has made them TOO big... it is- there is TOO much"
"So I'm resetting expectations by making the shittiest hoard... ever"
"So, let's fuckin' go boys, have some of THIS!!!!- and actually for those of you who have been following my times page, there might be spoilers involved, because... just because... but um- [vocal fry]ALRIGHT! Let's ahh... [clears throat] let's get this... show on the road. Ricky. G'day, g'day mate. I- I'm just resetting expectations, after you have gone and screwed hoarding for... everybody... ever, you've ruined it- Ah, no, that's not good, that's... what?"
"SO, if we're all here, we're all ready, let's, le- let's... let's watch THE RUN-actually I tell you what I should play, tell what I should do... is like, I should... what's ummmmm... let's, let's ahhh... get this happening..."
"That-that's not music... That is not music."
"Come on speakers... what are you doing? [more helicopter sounds] Alright, we're going about this even worse than... than possible...ahhh"
[After 10 seconds of silence] "I don't know if his is the correct version of the song? Nope, that's not it... That is not it."
"Oh- look at this... is this the run? I don't even know..."
"EXPECTATIONS HAVE BEEN RESET! That is how shit hoards can be... everybody should be gettting on board... hoarding is good... let's fucking go..."
Biggest Foreshadowing
The fact that you started with the "Technical Difficulties" card, which was then followed by significant technical difficulties.
1/10 extremely well done.
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Excellent video.
Sammo should have no problem with Sampap 2 now.
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i give the reset stamp of approval
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A New Standard In Hoarding
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Top 10 Songs:
1. The b2 00 song
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Most unexpected time: The b2 00 time
Favorite moment: When you used the remote on your VCR to start the time.
Most unexpected player: Cal
lmao
but also i agree
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Easily the best unhoard of all time.
You almost make cyberterrorism a worthy cause :nesquik:
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I'm gonna be honest, I needed a change of pants after this insane unhoard
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no one's following this up
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The new gold standard mates. Good luck following this up.
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Best quotes of [Cal4]
"EXPECTATIONS HAVE BEEN RESET! That is how shit hoards can be... everybody should be gettting on board... hoarding is good... let's fucking go..."
Looks like you put more effort in to transcribing my production than I did in to the entire video :rollin:
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Best quotes of [Cal4]
"Um... I fear... that... k4... has raised expectations... to ahhhhh a level... where... nobody... will ever be able to meet them... again"
"So ahhh he-here it is, thi-this is the um... the unhoard... the unhoard...ahhhh... Let's just get rid of that first..."
"So I'm RESETTING expectations about what a... how shit a hoard can be because k4 has made them TOO big... it is- there is TOO much"
"So I'm resetting expectations by making the shittiest hoard... ever"
"So, let's fuckin' go boys, have some of THIS!!!!- and actually for those of you who have been following my times page, there might be spoilers involved, because... just because... but um- [vocal fry]ALRIGHT! Let's ahh... [clears throat] let's get this... show on the road. Ricky. G'day, g'day mate. I- I'm just resetting expectations, after you have gone and screwed hoarding for... everybody... ever, you've ruined it- Ah, no, that's not good, that's... what?"
"SO, if we're all here, we're all ready, let's, le- let's... let's watch THE RUN-actually I tell you what I should play, tell what I should do... is like, I should... what's ummmmm... let's, let's ahhh... get this happening..."
"That-that's not music... That is not music."
"Come on speakers... what are you doing? [more helicopter sounds] Alright, we're going about this even worse than... than possible...ahhh"
[After 10 seconds of silence] "I don't know if his is the correct version of the song? Nope, that's not it... That is not it."
"Oh- look at this... is this the run? I don't even know..."
"EXPECTATIONS HAVE BEEN RESET! That is how shit hoards can be... everybody should be gettting on board... hoarding is good... let's fucking go..."
Biggest Foreshadowing
The fact that you started with the "Technical Difficulties" card, which was then followed by significant technical difficulties.
1/10 extremely well done.
This is the most irritating post I’ve ever read.
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So now that I've come down from the massive high of [Cal4] I guess it's time to make a reflections post.
The idea started in the immediate aftermath of [k4]
(https://i.imgur.com/FTu0mPf.png)
Eventually I found that getting 4 PBs was far too ambitious for me, and I put away the idea of hoarding away.
On the day of [Cal4] I had an appointment on the other side of the city, so I played a little GE to kill some time while traffic died down.
I got the 1:18 in the 'just one more run' part of the session, so didn't have time to record it off my DVR or post the time. The "4 hours ago" comment wasn't fake symmetry, I'd got the run at about 9am and started stream at about 1pm.
I'd planned on streaming in the arvo, and thought opening the stream with a completed run would be fun - compared to my normal failures.
I'd already typed the meme title in on the stream before I realised that 1:18 was actually worth 4 points, the stars were aligning.
It wasn't until I was about to hit play on the run that I realised that I was missing an important element of hoarding, the music.
I think "This is an intentionally shit hoard, what's the worst song ever?", and immediately thought of this old early viral vid (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM) and maybe the worst song ever.
The technical difficulties were unplanned, and is just part of the standard 'charm' of a normal stream to my channel (I'm sure many of you remember the first 15 mins of Ausmeet :rollin:)
In a moment of pure serendipity the run was basically perfectly timed to end right as the first chorus ended.
The reactions to 1 shotting the final cam were priceless, and the whole thing wrapped up much better with some leads from chat
With November nearly over the early preds of this being the best hoard of November 2019 might even be able to come true.
(https://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/deep-space-homer13.png)