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Title: Top 3 Goldeneye/Perfect Dark Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: pogopopex4 on September 27, 2020, 07:05:55 pm

3. David Clemens

Not the biggest threat on this list, but could easily pack a punch. Works out many times a week and has a SOLID build. His strengths are his stamina and arm strength. His weaknesses are his height disadvantage and borderline alcoholism.

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2. Illu

Illu is a gentle man, just don't make him angry. This man is a beast. Living solely off of caffeine, his energy levels could rival that of a professional boxer. A heavy fighter, he could take over 100 punches and keep his composure. His size is a force to be reckoned with. Built like a bear, he could haul 2 trinitrons simultaneously up 2 flights of stairs with ease. Also suffers from a height disadvatage. Disadvantaged in the stamina department.

1. Timtamz

This man has it all. He's young, fast, and has a ton of reach. His PB popoffs will send chills down your spine from the pure adrenaline. You don't want to make this guy angry. A tall, lightweight fighter, you will have a great deal of trouble landing any blows to the face (or at all for that matter.) His only weakness is finishing the cradle sweep.

Thanks for reading my list! Feel free to share yours.

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: mw on September 27, 2020, 07:20:33 pm

H.M. Anubis | Not entirely sure he's ever played Goldeneye, but he'd kill anyone else in the Elite with a single punch.

3. Eric Liikala | Absolute musclebound chad

2. Trent H. | Crazy/Unpredictable

1. Henning Blom | Fights dirty

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye/Perfect Dark Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: Alka Maass on September 27, 2020, 08:40:48 pm

3. BizarreTriangle
2. True Faith
1. Truer Faith

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye/Perfect Dark Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: JDBlack21 on September 27, 2020, 08:46:41 pm

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This is reportedly an image of Joris Quevedo. Need I say more?

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: pogopopex4 on September 27, 2020, 09:48:17 pm

Quote from: mw on September 27, 2020, 07:20:33 pm

H.M. Anubis | Not entirely sure he's ever played Goldeneye, but he'd kill anyone else in the Elite with a single punch.

3. Eric Liikala | Absolute musclebound chad

2. Trent H. | Crazy/Unpredictable

1. Henning Blom | Fights dirty

Great list. Didn't know Icy was such a chad!

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye/Perfect Dark Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: Irie on September 27, 2020, 11:55:38 pm

I sure wouldn't want to see Jimbo in a parking lot the day after I post a Jim bop

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye/Perfect Dark Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: Yendis on September 28, 2020, 06:02:16 am

3: Luke Szklarz: Knows architecture very well and can use it to his advantage in a fight (fight him in an open field for highest success rate)

2: Pauliwood: Has a plethora of landscaping tools he could use in a fight

1: Birdie: He now has better vision so it will be an impossible fight as he's been training with weights(bad vision) his entire life and now he's unleashed

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye/Perfect Dark Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: DYM on September 28, 2020, 06:35:15 am

Spoiler

Joshua Nash: this guy is the most wholesome dude in the entire-elite. You'd feel extremely bad just thinking about wanting to fight him.

Spoiler

Speedruntrainer: see above. SRT has a medical condition as well I believe.

Spoiler

Mystyc Cheez: he can explain it for himself if he wishes

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye/Perfect Dark Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: Pauliwood on September 28, 2020, 07:48:03 am

3. Irie: Will consume enough medicine to become impervious to damage, you would lose the fight via pure attrition

2. Pogo: Rpg grinder that looks like a normal dude but is actually a level 600 battlelord, knows many forbidden techniques. Rumored that his beard hides the legendary Masamune though this is unconfirmed

1. Ose: Pure chaos, may in fact be Chief Keef (do not investigate)

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye/Perfect Dark Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: rhakiath on September 28, 2020, 08:15:32 am

Quote from: Pauliwood on September 28, 2020, 07:48:03 am

3. Irie: Will consume enough medicine to become impervious to damage, you would lose the fight via pure attrition

What makes Irie dangerous is that he's probably got at least one blowtorch handy at all times. You'd be vaporized before you ever landed a slap.

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye/Perfect Dark Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: pogopopex4 on September 28, 2020, 11:57:53 am

Quote from: Ace on September 28, 2020, 06:35:15 am

3.
Spoiler
Joshua Nash: this guy is the most wholesome dude in the entire-elite. You'd feel extremely bad just thinking about wanting to fight him.

2.
Spoiler
Speedruntrainer: see above. SRT has a medical condition as well I believe.

1.
Spoiler
Mystyc Cheez: he can explain it for himself if he wishes

LOL Ace taking the thread in a DIFFERENT direction!

Quote from: Pauliwood on September 28, 2020, 07:48:03 am

though this is unconfirmed

Can confirm.

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye/Perfect Dark Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: flicker on September 28, 2020, 02:13:04 pm

list 1

Spoiler

3. sam h
2. perna
1. alka

smallest guys i know in the elite, i would not like to be charged with manslaughter

list 2

Spoiler

3. daniel carrington
2. xela
1. dr light

biggest guys i know in the elite, cant fuck with the thicc

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye/Perfect Dark Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: Wxelever on September 28, 2020, 08:20:06 pm

3. Joris Q. - Regardless of the outcome of the fight, he will use his secret millions of dollars to hire a hitman out of spite.

2. Pauliwood - This man has been pause buffering head shots for years, and he's an American. If weapons are allowed, this is a no brainier.

1. Sammy Rodgers - This man is over 9 feet tall, and is in the Guinness world records as the Certified tallest living man. He could potentially snap you in half like a bag of potatoes.

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye/Perfect Dark Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: Joris on October 01, 2020, 11:42:10 am

3. Timmy : For your own safety, don't stand next to this guy when he get's a WR, he could accidentally knock you out.

2. Alec M. : Whether or not you win the fight (and you have a high chance of losing against him), you will lose your timespage.

1. David Clemens : Will crush your skull any day of the week. And tie all of your untieds.

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye/Perfect Dark Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: EliminatorJr on October 01, 2020, 11:46:52 pm

3. Ose - this guy is a loose wire and you don't know what is gonna happen.

2. Coupe - he will turn from your best friend to your worst enemy in an instant

1. Xela - don't even threaten this guy. He can stay awake for 5 days straight just to personally fuck you over and will even make COFFEE just to stay up longer to make it worse. If you are in a one on one with this dude you might as well run because he will not quit

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye/Perfect Dark Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: Happens on October 01, 2020, 11:50:21 pm

Quote from: EliminatorJr on October 01, 2020, 11:46:52 pm

2. Coupe - he will turn from your best friend to your worst enemy in an instant

I may or may not have fought Harry and may or may not have regretted it

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye/Perfect Dark Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: deletedprofile.u on October 02, 2020, 05:16:58 am

Quote from: Alephℵ0L on October 01, 2020, 11:42:10 am

2. Alec M. : Whether or not you win the fight (and you have a high chance of losing against him), you will lose your timespage.

See, this guy GETS it. :nesquik:

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye/Perfect Dark Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: DYM on October 02, 2020, 06:41:03 am

Timespage? Man's a cop, you could literally land in jail!

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye/Perfect Dark Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: Rützou on October 05, 2020, 09:38:45 am

Quote from: pogopopex4 on September 27, 2020, 07:05:55 pm

His weaknesses are his height disadvantage

Also suffers from a height disadvatage.

Might depend on fighting style. Mike Tyson surely wasn't disadvantaged because of how short he was. Disadvantage on a distance, but dangerous once he gets on the inside because of how compact his body was, making some of his opponents' long arms look clumsy. Bob and weave could possibly be the best fighting style for a short person.

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye/Perfect Dark Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: pogopopex4 on October 05, 2020, 02:36:49 pm

Quote from: Rützou on October 05, 2020, 09:38:45 am

Might depend on fighting style. Mike Tyson surely wasn't disadvantaged because of how short he was. Disadvantage on a distance, but dangerous once he gets on the inside because of how compact his body was, making some of his opponents' long arms look clumsy. Bob and weave could possibly be the best fighting style for a short person.

Great point about Tyson.

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye/Perfect Dark Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: HoldPriority on October 05, 2020, 04:49:27 pm

3,2, and 1 are all Xelaver. His supreme INTJ personality has already figured out your every move and has already determined the outcome of the match. Basically, you’re mathematically dead meat pal. Much like his perfect dark grinds, he trains 60 hours a day each day in order to prepare for the fight equipped with nothing but a cup of coffee and PD on screen timer. One look at him and he will effectively bop you with the quadratic equation.

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye/Perfect Dark Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: rhakiath on October 05, 2020, 05:01:46 pm

Reach is a huge advantage since it makes it way easier to protect yourself, and especially when you're talking about people who aren't trained fighters. Plus with reach and height there's an intimidation factor as well. Someone with a lot of fighting experience might be able to judge the range and timing of a taller opponent nicely and perform a flawless takedown, or get in close, but generally it causes major problems. Bobbing and weaving is certainly a good skill in boxing when there's a total of 2 things that can hit you, but bear in mind they forbid a great deal of effective techniques such as kneeing your opponent in the face.

Plus Tyson was 5'11" 220lbs which might be smaller than many heavyweights, but he was no pipsqueak. In his case his speed and hitting power were genetic gifts and he would've been competitive at any weight class. The boxers with good technique and conditioning but lower end size in that division can still compete with guys well over 200lbs.

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye/Perfect Dark Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: Lark on October 05, 2020, 05:27:53 pm

Not an eliter, but when this topic was made that guy that always goes to VA every year came to mind. I think his name is Frankie. By the looks of it, he could crush any nerd here in five seconds.

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye/Perfect Dark Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: deletedprofile.u on October 06, 2020, 12:55:59 am

Quote from: Lark on October 05, 2020, 05:27:53 pm

Not an eliter, but when this topic was made that guy that always goes to VA every year came to mind. I think his name is Frankie. By the looks of it, he could crush any nerd here in five seconds.

Fun fact: Frankie was/is a wrestler and coach! The man is a freak beast in the gym as well. He can crush mortal skulls in his bare hands.

Title: Re: Top 3 Goldeneye/Perfect Dark Players You Probably Don't Want to Fight
Post by: SGT RAGEQUIT on October 06, 2020, 07:27:13 am

Quote from: Alec M. on October 06, 2020, 12:55:59 am

He can crush mortal skulls in his bare hands.

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