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The Big Three Plus One => General Chat => Topic started by: DYM on December 22, 2020, 06:18:37 pm

Title: ** What would you get each Eliter for Christmas? [2020 Edition] **
Post by: DYM on December 22, 2020, 06:18:37 pm

It's that time of the year again. If you had the opportunity to GIFT Eliters anything you could (within bounds), what would you give them?

Here's a short AceCorp list (may expand later):

Everyone who is at least top 50th percentile relevant - An AceCorp Book of the 1001 Most Essential GE/PD Tricks;

Everyone who is at least top 50th percentile relevant - A box of pepperonis (to minimize the spikes in keen attacks for this January 30th unhoard..);

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Eliter Specific

Xela - A small, cozy shed with a heater, a copy of Bugsnax, and a PAL CRT that only turns on when a code is activated (which would be provided after he completes his Paper Mario playthrough);

Boss - 1 BTC that is only deposited in his wallet once he has streamed a total of 1 (ONE) hour on Twitch;

dsx - Some healthy pop star posters, smirk slippers, and a box of Magnum bars;

Dusky - Vinyls of every Brian Eno & Frank Zappa album to date;

Luke Szklarz - A massive jigsaw puzzle kit and a magic potion to cure his seemingly permanent hand injury;

Swiss - A laptop capable of streaming, and most importantly, an exclusive version of Discord that has no red circle;

Illu - A year's supply of Monster Energy drinks;

Marc Ru - A "Marcus Stryker" and "dat motherfuckin Jimbo dough" shirt;

Clemens - An Ace-signed but virus-injected GoldenEye cartridge that prevents Natalya from escaping on WR pace runs on Control;

RWG - A "business" HP Envy 4th generation i7 laptop with 1 TB of RAM, and an adventure survival kit (LED gloves, whistle, lighter, etc.);

Piss - As with Luke, some magical potion to cure his arthritis;

EC - Dunkin Donut giftcards & printed diagrams of all of the latest GE/PD tricks (2019-2020);

Pauliwood - A physical Paper Mario soundboard, a moon lamp, and a crate of Vimto Raspberry Squash;

Randy C - same as above, but a Buccee mug instead of the moon lamp;

Joris - A poster of the new "CLEEMI" values;

Deep Darkness - A ZIP file containing every cat picture from r/aww (and a 1 TB external hard-drive in case he has no space on his computer for it);

T+ - A pair of sunglasses, T-shirts, and a couple of tickets to some healthy 2021 Taylor Swift concert;

Sterling - "How to Write" book by Alastair Fowler;

Mystyc Cheez - An Oral-B electric toothbrush with a small booklet on how to Brush your teeth;

Sharpay - A yearly subscription to Discord Nitro;

flicker - Magic The Gathering & Pokemon Cards;

mw, Yendis - A telescope;

Austin - A COVID vaccine;

Queen Elsa - A poster of Elsa, Anna, and some healthy baking items & specialized utensils;

Klobber - A packet of dried fruit & a dusty hammer;

ragequit - Tapes of every Hell's Kitchen episode to date, in sequence;

berg - Paper Mario shirts & mugs for his kids;

irie - A hot new dab rig.

I've definitely missed a few, but I MIGHT update this post sometime later. Anyways, post away!

Title: Re: ** What would you get each Eliter for Christmas? [2020 Edition] **
Post by: mw on December 22, 2020, 06:24:38 pm

Seeing that magical potions are allowed, I'll go with something even more fantastical for my mate Ace: a US visa.

(may expand later)