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Nonsense Time => FFA => Topic started by: RWG on September 25, 2021, 02:29:52 am
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(disclaimer: this thread contains toilet humor, is slightly lewd, and is not to be taken completely seriously... as if the forum it was posted to is not indicative enough.)
My friends,
Often times, writers or the media will refer to something as the "_____ of the century", to create hype, or as a method of hyperbole to demonstrate the importance or scale of what they are discussing.
For example, numerous crimes have been referred to as the "crime of the century", or trials referred to as the "trial of the century". Some sporting moments have been coined the "game of the century", "catch of the century", "save of the century"... you get the point.
But might I ask, and perhaps it has not ever been asked before.... who do you think could hold the claim for having taken the "shit of the century?"
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Here are two candidates that come to mind for me...
► André the Giant (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9_the_Giant) stood at 7'4" and weighed a staggering 540lbs (almost 250kg). He was well known to have numerous incidents where he consumed over one-hundred beers in a single night. One infamous story involves in drinking so much and passing out in a hotel lobby, but due to his enormous size, no one was able to pick up him and move him anywhere; so they just had to let him sleep it off in the middle of this hotel lobby. Presumably, Andre had some remarkable "beer shits" after such an evening's activity.
► Tarrare (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare) was a Frenchman in the late 18th century, who is subject of one of the strangest physiological mysteries in human history. He was noted for having an incredible appetite, eating anything and everything at all times. His Wikipedia entry describes this in greater detail:
At the start of the War of the First Coalition, Tarrare joined the French Revolutionary Army, where even quadruple the standard military ration was unable to satisfy his large appetite. He would eat any available food from gutters and refuse heaps but his condition still deteriorated through hunger. He was hospitalised due to exhaustion and became the subject of a series of medical experiments to test his eating capacity, in which, among other things, he ate a meal intended for 15 people in a single sitting, ate live cats, snakes, lizards, and puppies, and swallowed eels whole without chewing. Despite his unusual diet, he was underweight and, with the exception of his eating habits, he showed no signs of mental illness other than what was described as an apathetic temperament.
Sadly, however, at the age of about 26 years old, Tarrare passed away after a bout of severe exudative diarrhea. This is certainly very sad, but I feel it is at least a candidate for the "shit" or perhaps more accurately, "shits of the century".
What are your thoughts?
I look forward to any and all discussion.
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yo mama whenever she takes a shit (she is very obese)
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I'm not sure why they all seem to be French, but I am curious (in manner of speaking) about this guy, Mr Mangetout:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito
Passing a CRT must been one of the more curious motions.