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Title: Does Sterling Neblett Need Grammarly?
Post by: Vermin on October 01, 2021, 05:39:49 am

Hi All,

Sterling has recently made quite the reputation for himself spouting piles of word vomit across all reaches of The-Elite forum. I find myself struggling to understand the meaning in even his shortest posts. There are resources out there to help with intelligible typing, such as Grammarly. I present to you this question: Should Sterling be required to use Grammarly before posting to The-Elite forum in the future? I believe this change would benefit Sterling, allowing him to comprehensibly write in all aspects of his life.

You may ask, "How would we enforce such a ludicrous rule?" Well, it's simple my friends. Using the billions of dollars of funding The-Elite has stored in crypto, we recruit FBI agents to audit Sterling at regular intervals. I think this relatively small investment of our boundless funding would serve as a tremendous quality-of-life improvement.

Thank you for your time.
-Ya boi Vermin

Title: Re: Does Sterling Neblett Need Grammarly?
Post by: RWG on October 04, 2021, 04:29:33 pm

Sadly, I don't think it would help him much.  It's a tool, and like any tool, it does require some ability from the user in order to use well.