The Elite Forum
The Big Three Plus One => Perfect Dark => Topic started by: alec-trevelyan009 on February 28, 2003, 06:01:00 pm
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do you?
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huh...?
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Yes.
I call it the "alec trevelyan009 is gay" gun.
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Stupid n00b.....
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This guy at 7 eleven gave me a wooden gun once with a clothespin on it and it shot rubber bands. So yeah, I guess, though I didn't make it myself.
I miss that thing...
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I had one of those too. It sucked compared to some other rubber band gun I had. It had a spinning thing so you could have six shots on it.
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So a rubber band gun. Fair enough. I'd have a wet towel to go around whipping people in the backside with. When you reload it spins the towel around to wind it up.... this isn't going anywhere is it. How about CDs as frisbees. Or playing cards. Who here can throw playing cards? I took a chunk out of a wall with a credit card once. Or a boxing glove instead of the gay punch. For a cheat you could have drunk glasses that make the world look weird (kinda like getting punched). On Goldeneye Natalya would actually look good with the glasses on. Or bullet time a la Matrix. Or a kung fu cheat like the Max Payne mod so you can do wall flips off people and stuff. Or the 'Install XP on all the dataDyne PCs' cheat. The whole building would fall down. Or geordie accents for everybody in the game. Areeet mate instead of hello. That'd be good. etc
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alec trevelyan009 trails only behind the great Your Elitness on the "I am gay." scale.
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Yeah, however, if he was playing one of those games at carnivals where you hit the pad with the mallet, but your success depends on how gay you are rather than how strong you are, he still would have rung the bell.
Yeah, ya know what I'm talkin' bout.
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How did I get a bad reputation? Tell me what I did wrong.
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Zing.
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YE, I dunno man, I'm jis following the crowd.
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You called a guy a n00b when you are probably the biggest n00b ever. And you're gay.
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And he's ugly.
-Renemesis
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I'd like to point out that this guy created this topic with his first post. Which therefore means that he's a n00b. And all n00bs are stupid, so he's a stupid n00b.
So let me get this straight... Karl can pay out people, and keep his reputation. But I pay out someone (a n00b, mind you) and get a bad reputation.
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You called a guy a n00b when you are probably the biggest n00b ever. And you're gay.
Now I don't mean to pay out any of you 'higher ranks' (even though you're ranked 112 for points and 261 for time), but that's hardly a mature statement.
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I can pay anyone out because I am better than Karl. I also look better in cotton panties.
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Well, Karl's reputation isn't exactly great anymore.
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SE, I was trying to learn how to throw playing cards after seeing some guy on tv pierce a watermellon with them. I kind of sucked at it though. When the cards hit it bends the edges a little and then it's harder to throw. There's some book about it that I was going to get, but it was like $50 on Ebay.
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Your Eliteness, let me just fill you in on a rule that these chumps have or did have. Basically you aren't a n00b if you been posting here for more than a year like me and the rest of those american, british, plus those gay aussies. Rank has nothing to do with n00bness.
I smell a high level of n00bness on its way in the distance....
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Okay, so I'll have to just put up with my 'n00bness' for a year, until I'm accepted as a normal person. Easy.
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You forgot frenchies , you little aussie faggot...
Meh.
YE is cool.Let him live.
Up with YE.
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the only people who arn't noobs...are the originals that where here since the near begining....everyone else is a noob because they brought this board to hell