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The Big Three Plus One => Perfect Dark => Topic started by: Not-so-Perfect-Dark on May 30, 2003, 04:21:00 pm

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Not-so-Perfect-Dark on May 30, 2003, 04:21:00 pm

I got it.  Happy Iggy?  I hope you believe my times now.  That's what I've always wanted.  My whole life revolves around everyone believing my times.  OMG, I will do anything just so you guys believe me.  Please, put me back in the elite, I will provide vid proof!
Jim, about those times you pointed out...CI, and SR...Are you saying they suck?  Those times were the ones I had before I even got banned.  I haven't played them since, or I played very little.  (I did improve CI PA, i think).

Title: Chicago A: 14
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Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: iggy on May 30, 2003, 04:31:00 pm

did i say i didnt believe your times. did i? DID I? DID I REALLY? you just always assume the worst. that's you.

Besides . . .  actually, i don't want to say anymore, cause you might think i'm gay. i need your accenptance just as much as you need the elite's. I've always wanted you to believe me. My whole life revolves around you believing me and liking me and believing my times. OMG, i will do anything just so you can believe me. Please, let's be friends, i'll provide vid proof! (<--=Edit: I put a period and then changed it to an exclamation point.)

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Wouter Jansen on May 30, 2003, 04:37:00 pm

you should say some more so he might think you're gay, and that's one of the things you would do because you would do anything.

*Flies away*

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: iggy on May 30, 2003, 04:41:00 pm

anyone happen to notice the relevance between his post and mine? the only difference is mine has sub-text aka a hidden message.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: ShadowZero64 on May 30, 2003, 04:42:00 pm

Yeah, I thought it was strange that you had such sucky agent times compared to your SA/PA times...

If you really have all those times, I guess your game timer is pretty high.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Bizichyld on May 30, 2003, 05:09:00 pm

"Chicago A: 14"

Again?

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Fal2002 on May 30, 2003, 05:15:00 pm

Josh is lieing, like he always does!

"Just another random fact"

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Dark0Perfection on May 30, 2003, 09:50:00 pm

if you provide vid proof you might be regarded as the best @#%$ that ever lived. personally i dont believe, send proof now.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: JugadorJ3 on May 31, 2003, 01:02:00 am

Fact is, Josh... No one cares about your times if you attitude towards the PDE is as apparent. If you want us to care then just prove yourself. If you don't want to prove yourself then just go away... The only thing you are doing is making a distraction for everyone else.

In short: no one cares. Prove yourself or go away.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Neo on May 31, 2003, 02:03:00 am

 @ Bizi

Anyway, I'm keeping out of this argument. I do have a suggestion for Josh. I think you should proove yourself. Not for these people, but for yourself. And no flaming me. The past (two) times I've said that exact statement I was yelled at, so spare me the trouble.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: iggy on May 31, 2003, 03:07:00 am

he's gonna flame JUST because you asked him not to.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Not-so-Perfect-Dark on May 31, 2003, 01:32:00 pm

I have no intention of flaming anyone.  Although, I am quite interested in jug's post.

"Fact is, Josh... No one cares about your times if you attitude towards the PDE is as apparent."
Did I ask for anyone to care?  You guys seem to care so much, every time I post a time, everyone is like...Prove it!  Prove it!  Why should I even prove a time when I'm not in the elite?  It makes no sense why you guys want so much proof from someone who isn't even in the elite and has no intention of re-joining, with proof.  (Edit: I could see if I was using a whole new strat or something, but I use the same strats as everyone else, I'm just better than some people.  Most people.)

"If you want us to care then just prove yourself."
I don't want you to care.

"If you don't want to prove yourself then just go away..."
Maybe I am wrong, but this forum is for posting your fastest times, or discussing them, etc.  I'm posting my fastest times, is there something wrong with that?  So what if I haven't proven them, go cry me a river, I'm not proving anything.

"The only thing you are doing is making a distraction for everyone else."
How so?  I post my times.  What is so distracting about that?  You guys cause the distraction, by always posting "prove-it-prove-it" posts.  If you let me post my times in peace, and don't ask for proof after every post, maybe you won't be so distracted.

In short: no one cares. Prove yourself or go away."
I said this before, I don't expect anyone to care.  And, why should I go away?  At least I am playing Perfect Dark, you on the other hand, aren't.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Dark0Perfection on May 31, 2003, 03:11:00 pm

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I have no intention of flaming anyone. Although, I am quite interested in jug's post.

"Fact is, Josh... No one cares about your times if you attitude towards the PDE is as apparent."
Did I ask for anyone to care? You guys seem to care so much, every time I post a time, everyone is like...Prove it! Prove it! Why should I even prove a time when I'm not in the elite? It makes no sense why you guys want so much proof from someone who isn't even in the elite and has no intention of re-joining, with proof. (Edit: I could see if I was using a whole new strat or something, but I use the same strats as everyone else, I'm just better than some people. Most people.)

"If you want us to care then just prove yourself."
I don't want you to care.

"If you don't want to prove yourself then just go away..."
Maybe I am wrong, but this forum is for posting your fastest times, or discussing them, etc. I'm posting my fastest times, is there something wrong with that? So what if I haven't proven them, go cry me a river, I'm not proving anything.

"The only thing you are doing is making a distraction for everyone else."
How so? I post my times. What is so distracting about that? You guys cause the distraction, by always posting "prove-it-prove-it" posts. If you let me post my times in peace, and don't ask for proof after every post, maybe you won't be so distracted.

In short: no one cares. Prove yourself or go away."
I said this before, I don't expect anyone to care. And, why should I go away? At least I am playing Perfect Dark, you on the other hand, aren't.

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We want you to prove it so you can be let back in the Elite and the rankings can be accurate.

You obviously want us to care if you are posting here. Why post if it in know way whatsoever helps you or shows people you are truly good? You are obviously lying to annoy us all, and if you aren't lying than you got serious problems.

This forum is for legitimate players that have proven themselves or aren't good enough yet and plan to get better. It is not a bragging room for childish lyers like yourself. All you are doing is taking up room on the boards, and we are trying to tell you to get lost.

You are very distracting, agravating players at the thought that someone might have beaten their times. Granted it will give them more of a reason to play but there is no reason you should post times with no intention of ever prooving them.

If you don't expect us to care, why bother posting your unproven times? Of course we will care when some n00b comes here to annoy us. We are human aren't we? And yes you should go away. Your attitude toward the Elite is very negative. You are very childish in being so stubborn to not prove your times when you have the equipment. You are just plain not wanted here.

JugadorJ3 is playing PD for your information, rivalries are part of the Elite too. Just because its not the actual Elite rankings he is going for doesn't mean he's not playing. He is a very respected member of this Elite, unlike you. So leave, and never come back until proven.

Come in with chicago 14 and exit with chicago 14. Both ways you are an annoying, selfish, little child with no respect for this Elite and it's members.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Not-so-Perfect-Dark on May 31, 2003, 04:01:00 pm

Ha, I love it when you try to flame me, it makes you look even more childish.
Kid, listen up.  You have no idea what you are talking about.

It's sad...I have no proof, but do you have proof that I lie about my times?  How can you be so sure I don't have Villa PA: 1:33?  Or Chicago PA: 0:29?  There is no way to tell, unless I make videos of my runs, which I have no intentions of doing.  Also, I can post here all I want, unless I am banned.  I will still continue to play here and there, and break world records every now and again, so what if I can't post them?

"You are obviously lying to annoy us all, and if you aren't lying than you got serious problems."

Do you think my whole goal is to waste time coming here and annoying everyone?  I guess I pick the latter of the two, I have serious problems.

"If you don't expect us to care, why bother posting your unproven times?"
I don't expect you guys to care, but I know you do (and always will), and that's what matters.  Whether I want you guys to or not, you will always care about any time I post.  Which is part of the reason I post here...because I know, you guys care.  Otherwise, you wouldn't be arguing, now would you?

Ohh yea, and quit sucking up to Jugs, he's not that respected.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: iggy on May 31, 2003, 05:27:00 pm

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I don't expect you guys to care, but I know you do (and always will), and that's what matters. Whether I want you guys to or not, you will always care about any time I post. Which is part of the reason I post here...because I know, you guys care. Otherwise, you wouldn't be arguing, now would you?

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You are arguing, which means you care. Care about what exactly?

And if you know we'll care, then that means you expect us to care. You're EXPECTING us to care, because you know that we will. I know you do [care] (and always will),

Me, on the other hand, it's not known whether or not i care. I could just be trying to increase my post count.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Wouter Jansen on May 31, 2003, 07:02:00 pm

Josh, of course we can't ever find out if you're lying. There's NO way to proof anybody is lying. Even if they say themselves, they could be lying about lying. Even if you make videos of your runs  Just backing you up actually. Weird that I am, isn't it? (or, ain't I?)

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Not-so-Perfect-Dark on May 31, 2003, 07:15:00 pm

Wouter, you might as well join them, or people will start to hate you as well (yea right...).

I like it how you guys just don't know if I'm lying or not.  I'm sure you guys are like, "he's lying..I KNOW he is."  But I know, you are probably giving it second thoughts.

I'm not actually trying to confuse you guys, but I'm sure some of you believe me some way.  Because I am too good not to believe.  If you guys put some effort into it, you could get some records as well...I put 6 hours total just into Chicago alone to get my SA and PA time, not to mention a grand total of about 33 hours on just MBR to get my SA and PA time, and my A time is probably only around half that.  I used to suck, but for one, I had a crappy controller, and for two, I now have something most people here have lost, determination.  I sat 8 straight hours on Extraction PA, plus more before that.  Half of you have probably never played a single level over 1 hour straight.  I wasn't that bad, but I just didn't have the determination, which is all it takes for a good player to get a good time.

I hope you guys don't believe me.  I have not made any times up, I have achieved them all, but I can understand your guys' thoughts:  I cannot achieve this time, how in the hell can he?  That's what I thought when I saw some of Karl/Randy/Ben's WRs when I came here.  Now I realize I can do just as good, if not better, with practice, and a lot of it.  My game timer is around 30 days, probably more (I do not have a cart, I borrow once in a while or I even rent it now and then)...not to mention the game timer on my cart I sold, which was probably 6 days.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Wouter Jansen on May 31, 2003, 07:22:00 pm

See, Josh. That's a good post. You actually let us know how long they take you, which makes it more believable. You never added anything before, you just claimed times. Sharing your facts instead of just posting times is a good thing to start with. If for instance for every time you post, you also post the good/bad things about the run, we could imagine them more easily in our heads.

And I probably put more time in it to get my chicago times  Then again, I suck horribly. like 11-12 days just for the times I have. And I've only played a month seriosuly though. Dunno how many hours were in that... basically it was just to get my times to "suck-status"  I've probably done all the other days to complete the faggot game. hehe

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Not-so-Perfect-Dark on May 31, 2003, 07:25:00 pm

If you want to talk about time, you have no idea how long G5 PA took me.  That was one of my crap levels, I had about 45 hours on that, at least 10 hours straight 2 times.  It goes to show, even if someone sucks (I'm not saying I do...), it just takes determination.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Wouter Jansen on May 31, 2003, 07:38:00 pm

yeah, I know. once I started, I figured I was competing at the top. I was amongst the best. I had the time, and I still do, you just need determination. Multiple reasons. You need to be able to give up quite alot of tv watching so you can play the game. You need patience for the luck factors and doing it all over so often. And gayness of course. And like we see with the "worse" players, they can all get times like dam agent 54 and runway agent 23. or 16 chicago here for pd. You just need to want it, have the will to do it. And the time. And whilst practising all the time, you get better aswell. At some time, you'll be able to get PRs more consistently, no matter how low you've come already (in time). You can max near maxed times in less time than what you needed to get like 5 sec off the max a year ago or something. It's all in the progress. For pd, I still have the whole progress waiting for me. Needing 2 systems is a problem though. Will be very annoying. In conclusion, probably everybody could do it all, it's just that it takes such a shitload of time. Most people just don't bother. It's a shame.. maybe.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: JugadorJ3 on May 31, 2003, 07:48:00 pm

Josh, you're not posting your times in peace. You made this topic. You think you don't care but you care so much you're in denial. Consider it. If you didn't care you'd post your times and be done with it... what did you do instead?

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Dark0Perfection on May 31, 2003, 09:51:00 pm

Josh, I still think you are going about all this the wrong way, but that post was much better. In all your other posts you acted macho and said stuff that we just didn't want to here, and it obviously annoyed us. I wish you would prove your times because yes, I do care. If there is someone as good as you I would like to see them on the rankings. *cough*shade*cough* You probably are right about time. I never spent much time on the game, just basically beat it and got into the top 100. On the level I actually enjoyed spending some time on I got 70 and 80 pointers pretty easily and I'm thinking once summer comes spending a lot of time to get some WRs(hopefully) on my favorite levels.

So yeah, in conclusion, thank you Josh for not being an ass like in your other "I'm better than you" posts. And I believe a little more now.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: iggy on May 31, 2003, 11:03:00 pm

look what I started

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Dark0Perfection on May 31, 2003, 11:07:00 pm

DAMN YOU IGGY!!!

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: genisics on June 01, 2003, 01:50:00 am

josh.. @#%$ off stupid ugly @#%$

the point of the perfect dark elite forum, is for people in the perfect dark elite.. your not in it cuz ur a fag... or cuz u lied.. one of the 2.. People.. just quit posting here aye... the fags after attention and ur giving it to him.. just leave it be, he can come in and post his supposed times all he wants, we know he's gay and thats all that matters... apparently.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Not-so-Perfect-Dark on June 01, 2003, 10:23:00 am

Whatever, I will quit posting my times, you don't have to act so childish with the flames and such.

I guess you're right, it probably is for the Perfect Dark Elite members, and since I'm not in, well, then I guess I just shouldn't be here.

I think it's funny that this whole elite is to document the fastest times on perfect dark, but you guys don't actually have the fastest times, and seeing as the place isn't quite what I call active, most of the times that should be achieved won't...

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: vitor on June 01, 2003, 04:53:00 pm

haha josh ur such a loser.. u arent capable of validate ur times.. ur trying to fool some ppl, so ur reputation here would be better.. and the amazing thing is that, some ppl believes u (e.g: dark slayer). ur the biggest loser i've ever seen..

fu.ck off, josh.. this forum is for some serious stuff.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Bizichyld on June 01, 2003, 05:06:00 pm

"I think it's funny that this whole elite is to document the fastest times on perfect dark, but you guys don't actually have the fastest times, and seeing as the place isn't quite what I call active, most of the times that should be achieved won't..."

Dood, that is such a fallacy. There would be no problems putting up any times provided that they have vid proof to back them up. You know that.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Not-so-Perfect-Dark on June 01, 2003, 05:24:00 pm

I'm saying, it's supposed to be the World's fastest times, when in all reality, they aren't the world's fastest.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Breckish on June 01, 2003, 10:53:00 pm

Why are you still talking? Clearly you don't have the respect of any of the elite's members. Why waste your time with people who don't respect you? If you got the times, you know you're better, so leave us all to eat our feces -- don't waste your time with us because we aren't worth it. If you're lying, fu.ck off and die.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Not-so-Perfect-Dark on June 01, 2003, 10:55:00 pm

I have faster times than the ones who are supposed to be the best players in the world.  I like to rub it in their faces.  Suck it.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Wouter Jansen on June 02, 2003, 02:40:00 am

nah, I already suck. I'm not gonna suck IT.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: renemesis on June 02, 2003, 02:52:00 am

It's funny cause Josh's times are probably true.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Dark0Perfection on June 02, 2003, 03:56:00 pm

Ya, he's probably telling the truth and is just the biggest loser of all eternity, you figure it out.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: goldenvinze on June 03, 2003, 04:56:00 am

 

Just before you sat down 15 hours straight doesn't mean you can improve a maxed time.Chicago A IS maxed , and no matter if you play like 4 months straight on it you @#%$ won't @#%$ get any @#%$ 14 and stuff.Now @#%$ off w/o showing proofs , actually you have 0 proof of what you never did.

I hate liars.I hate NSPD.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Suicide-Eagle on June 04, 2003, 06:49:00 am

Haha.  This is funny.  Josh (may I call you Josh ), you've prooved your TS2 times so how about just scrolling proof of your PD times to get you started.  I'm fairly sure that even with the scrolling proof you'd get back into the rankings and then you could start to think about getting full runs on tape.
You said half of us probably haven't sat down for more than an hour straight.  In reality most of us have sat down for more than 10 hours straight, on multiple occasions.  My record was 14 hours on Infil PA.  I only ended up with 2:20 or something but my skill level on this game isn't that high (just take me on in Monkey Ball you cum slut whore ass bitches!!  ).

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: renemesis on June 04, 2003, 10:12:00 am

Well, Vince, this topic is actually a joke topic.

As for Josh, I don't know why, but I don't think he's lying.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: PDplum on June 04, 2003, 11:32:00 am

im almost positive he's genuine, he has great gaming ability

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: rpauk2002 on June 04, 2003, 02:49:00 pm

I love the way Josh seems to be able to play some of you guys. Innocent until proven guilty is what I say. I'm ready for a flaming.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Suicide-Eagle on June 04, 2003, 04:40:00 pm

Nope.  In the elite it's guilty until proven innocent.  If you claim amazing times it's very hard for us to prove you guilty so it's best if the player proves himself innocent by sending vids.  Most players don't even have to go through the nastiness of being accused guilty.  Packattack, the world no. 1 on SMB who if he was as good on PD as he is on SMB would have literally beaten the sh.it out of every single top player's times was accused of lying when he joined.  He provided proof very quickly.  Apologies were given out and he was accepted without other trouble.  That's exactly what should be happening here if only Josh would get his 'ass into gear' (to quote the opening song from Hanaukyo Maid Tai) and give us some proof he'd be accepted as a legit player and would get one hell of a lot more respect in Perfect Dark related things than he is now.  If he dosen't want respect, fine.  As long as he doesn't post here again.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Nightcom on June 16, 2003, 12:35:00 pm

If he had the time he would've taped it because he's got some great GE turbo/normal times and TS2 etc. He'd definitely not make a topic like this if he truly had it -- no, he'd tell us to "GET ON AIM NOW AND DOWNLOAD THE MOVIE FROM ME!".

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: iggy on June 16, 2003, 04:48:00 pm

Um, nightcom, you're a little behind, and uh, well, basically he said Chicago A :14 because of something i said.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Not-so-Perfect-Dark on June 17, 2003, 02:31:00 pm

I love you guys.  All of you.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: ChodhE on June 17, 2003, 02:44:00 pm

I have faster times than the ones who are supposed to be the best players in the world. I like to rub it in their faces. Suck it.


yeah, but you have nothing to prove them, making you and your times worthless, but mostly you, fckhead.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Not-so-Perfect-Dark on June 18, 2003, 12:16:00 pm

Cool.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Suicide-Eagle on June 19, 2003, 06:54:00 pm

I've figured it out.  Chicago A 0:14:00

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: rpauk2002 on June 20, 2003, 05:42:00 am

Ha ha. Very clever Paul. Yeah that's a damn good time. 14 minutes. Beats mine by like an hour.

Title: Chicago A: 14
Post by: Not-so-Perfect-Dark on June 20, 2003, 12:36:00 pm

Actually, it's more like 14:00:00.
I left the house for about 13 and a half hours and when I came back it was that high.  Too bad for me.