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The Big Three Plus One => Perfect Dark => Topic started by: t3hl337h4x0r on March 27, 2003, 12:15:00 am

Title: im all profed ! see my vids
Post by: t3hl337h4x0r on March 27, 2003, 12:15:00 am

haha , U all thogt I was lying abot all my time but i wasnt' !  i mad a tape w / my best stuf and gave it 2 my friend from schol, "t3h pr0n0g4ph3r"  he gots a card 4 his PC to make moves so he mad some for me !  

i tryed to send them to "brakish" but he said he @#%$ upload yet ! so he said sen to "X-pertGay69" and "Cypher16"  , an have them shar, so i did .  heres wht is on-line now !


MBR - PA - 127 - this a wr of mine !  i was fist to get mad so qality isnt perfet , but OK

Crash Site - PA - 156 - anoter WR ha ! pr0n evn did a intro , qulity is reely good her  U can se how i take a NEW rotue 2 save my time !

WAR - A - 34 - thes is #1 vid !  pr0n mad us a intro AN an out-ro , + ful run got catured RELLY well !


k now i cant wat to get into t3h 1337 ! it was lots of truble but maybe it worths it ?  ill try to be # 1 on teh ranks reely quik !

oh an id lick to thank remenesis 4 trustin me al along  teh rest of U can eat me bals .  HA HA !
Title: im all profed ! see my vids
Post by: bcks on March 27, 2003, 12:19:00 am
Wow
War agent :34

Thats pretty good and going to be hard to beat.
Whopps i already did and i don't even play PD.



Title: im all profed ! see my vids
Post by: renemesis on March 27, 2003, 12:23:00 am
Ah, someone Harvey could fornicate with.
Title: im all profed ! see my vids
Post by: t3hl337h4x0r on March 27, 2003, 12:25:00 am

hey bicks !  lets cont how many wrs you got , ths shold be fun !

0.....1.....

ooooooooohhhhhhhhh , REEL imprisiv !  i jees i shud giv a fling @#%$ wat U thik now !
Title: im all profed ! see my vids
Post by: bcks on March 27, 2003, 12:39:00 am
Are you proud of War agent :34:rollin , the record is :26, btw. I'm ashamed of my PD time's, but at least i got better then :34.
Actually i have 13 World Records.
So bite me.........

Title: im all profed ! see my vids
Post by: bcks on March 27, 2003, 12:48:00 am
Where's this 1:35 air base pa?
Amazing you can crush a reocrd by 30 seconds. You must be god....

Just waiting for the other's to come and flame you. The pro's will be here any minute. Have no fear......





Title: im all profed ! see my vids
Post by: KillerSim7 on March 27, 2003, 03:01:00 am
@#%$!  Do I have to remind you how gay you are t3hl337h4x0r?  I think you have your times backwards.  Shouldn't it be MBR PA - 7:21

And Crash Site PA - 6:51

and maybe WAR A - :43.  I bet 34 is too hard for you since you don't even know how to fuckin speedstrafe.

How long does it take you to type like such a homo anyway?  Don't tell me it's natural for you.
Title: im all profed ! see my vids
Post by: Your Eliteness on March 27, 2003, 03:11:00 am
Here's a few points:

1. That "X-pertGay69" was done on purpose.
2. His first post had almost no typos.
3. Where are the videos?

Saying you have video proof doesn't mean anything until we can see them.
Title: im all profed ! see my vids
Post by: t3hl337h4x0r on March 27, 2003, 03:31:00 am

OMG , your teh most retarded peple EVAR !

 i alredy said - i set my moves to Xpert somthing and the other one .  Cyber-sex16  ,like Brack toll me too !  they R sharin them now !


retards .
Title: im all profed ! see my vids
Post by: Your Eliteness on March 27, 2003, 03:39:00 am
Yes, we're retarded because we can't understand your pathetic attempts at writing and punctuation.

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"heres wht is on-line now !"

Okay, that translates to "Here's what is online now!" That usually means that we can access them.

EDIT: We want the Infiltration PA 1:51 vid.
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Post by: JugadorJ3 on March 27, 2003, 03:40:00 am
Please go away.
Title: im all profed ! see my vids
Post by: renemesis on March 27, 2003, 03:59:00 am
He is legit.  I saw all his vids.  Amazing.
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Post by: JugadorJ3 on March 27, 2003, 04:55:00 am
for everyone's info:

his vids are like this:

beginning... blue screen/blur ... last few seconds of run .. short shot of a high time endscreen

It was 147 for MBR.
Title: im all profed ! see my vids
Post by: t3hl337h4x0r on March 27, 2003, 02:07:00 pm

hey genis !  i allreedy xplaind hows pr0n had troble w blonde  it was hes fist captur !  he didt hav ANY probls w crash / war , there PERFET

an tat was a 1:27 endscren, R U blind ?  meybe if you atually WACHED teh movies Ud see that i profed meself , lick remen saw !
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Post by: bcks on March 27, 2003, 03:00:00 pm
R U stupid ?
R U slow ?
R U Gay ?
R U a little Bitch ?
R U done wasteing our time ?

Title: im all profed ! see my vids
Post by: Dark-Phoenix-BR on March 27, 2003, 04:58:00 pm
:lol  @ bcks
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Post by: Wouter Jansen on March 27, 2003, 07:21:00 pm
Thig suy iss all gaynos hes vidoe dunt haf wole runt in, itty note ther.
hip crack side persex agent ist nat 1:56 its typyo ist leik 2:25 maybee and aprilwasp.
sher ms .blothes revunge pervert aggetn all scruwd ant blu ice buaty.
igues hims war iraqent muts be dadly goot.
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Post by: Wouter Jansen on March 27, 2003, 07:35:00 pm
For the gay people who don't understand that..:

This guy is all gayness his video doesn't have whole run on, it's not there.
His Crash Site Perfect Agent is not 1:56 it's a typo it's like 2:25 maybe (and april wasp;) )
Her Mr Blondes Revenge Perfect Agent all screwed up and blue is beauty.
I guess his war agent must be deathly good.
Title: im all profed ! see my vids
Post by: Djie on March 27, 2003, 07:54:00 pm
Hilarious MBR PA endscreen, thats one of the worst screen modification I've seen in my life. I could do that in 1min.
www.geocities.com/shadeda...cation.jpg (http://www.geocities.com/shadedark/gay_modification.jpg)

copy paste that and laugh. Anyway, nice run ;)   That was prolly a good 2:2x

Edit: Ok just checked CS PA vid, he uses the right strat! haha

www.geocities.com/shadeda...te_fun.jpg (http://www.geocities.com/shadedark/crash_site_fun.jpg)

Notice how the weapon of choice is Falcon2, he's on remote mine/unarmed all the time. And notice how the endscreen says he has 40 Shot Total and in the vid he shoots once.

BUSTED
Title: im all profed ! see my vids
Post by: Cyberwrath87 on March 28, 2003, 01:45:00 am
Ow, his language hurts my eyes to look at. I bet he sucks at CS anyway, although it looks like that language is his religion.
Title: im all profed ! see my vids
Post by: JugadorJ3 on March 28, 2003, 03:58:00 am
My mistake, it did say 1:27 sorry. Just misread the brief flicker.
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Post by: t3hl337h4x0r on March 28, 2003, 03:06:00 pm

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He is legit. I saw all his vids. Amazing.


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Ok just checked CS PA vid, he uses the right strat!


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My mistake, it did say 1:27 sorry.


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haxor, you are the greatest!  We all love you!



it s prety obvious tat evrybody want me 2 be aded .  i mad thre video , after al !  if im not aded next updat , i wil be VERY angy !

Title: im all profed ! see my vids
Post by: Djie on March 28, 2003, 03:09:00 pm
you made fake vids. fake endscreens. fake comments. you're all fake. so, be angry since you wont be add.

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Post by: renemesis on March 28, 2003, 08:13:00 pm
Penis implants anyone?
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Post by: iggy on March 28, 2003, 09:21:00 pm
3/354. Oh yes, EVERYONE wants you to be added.
Besides, they were OBVIOUSLY sarcastic.

Title: im all profed ! see my vids
Post by: Your Eliteness on March 29, 2003, 06:33:00 am
t3h94`/h4x0r's Video Analysis

Crash Site PA 1:56 - Lets see, after a gay intro involving weird annoying repetitive sounds, he starts off running to the hoverbike.... in a zigzag. After getting the President Scanner, the screen skips a bit (don't worry, probably just switching it from Paragon's vid to his). He then stalls a while at the escape pod. A bit later, he never throws the mine, just detonates it and there happens to be an explosion. Further through the vid, he runs from the cave to the UFO, changing weapons. There is no sound of the weapon changing. He then goes around the big think and goes to the ship, disarming every while they shoot him at point-black range (without getting hurt, mind you). At the end, it flashes the endscreen for about .1 of a second then ends.

The Endscreen - says he has 40 bullets fired. He fired one bullet in total from the LX to destroy the ship. Hmm. The time does say 1:56, though. I wonder who's video he stole that off. Oh well. I'd like to point out that he uses Invincibility in this video.

MBR PA 1:27 - He runs over near the door, then the screen goes blue for about 3 seconds. Then he's suddenly releasing the Bombspy. Kind of normal stuff until he gets to the stairs. Then the screen goes blue again and five seconds later he's in Cassandra's office. More blue for another 5 seconds, then he's pushing Cassandra up the last part of the ramp. Another .1 second endscreen. Wow. Great stuff.

War A 0:34 - After a 50 second intro, he actually does a legit run. Combine gay strafing, slow reflexes, a closed door, and a player who has to kill the king at point black range and you get 0:34. He shows the endscreen for about half a second then it goes to some weird crap (not related to PD).

EDIT: Typo.
Title: im all profed ! see my vids
Post by: pr0n0gr4ph33r on March 31, 2003, 08:39:00 pm
OFMJEEBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111  h4x0r 1z 700 l331t 4 u

dis be pr0n0, the ma1n mann.  i capted all his turns and we is killin yo.  he is 4 reel.  i c4n7 beleve u guyz i no h4xx0r & he is 2 l3g17 2 kwit.  kakakaka l1k4 that song by mc f3gg0rt...............          pwned


-ph33r t3h pr0n0-
Title: im all profed ! see my vids
Post by: Ngamer on March 31, 2003, 09:32:00 pm
Ha, great analysis, Your Eliteness!  Yeah, those videos were... amazing.  In all the wrong ways.

Ok, this second guy is ever worse than the one before, I have NO CLUE what he's trying to say.  Anyways, sorry to break it to you, hacker, but you're not getting into the Elite.  Don't even bother with anymore worthless proof.  Just leave.  And if you make another topic, it'll be closed and you'll be banned.  Understood?
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Post by: youseinthehouse on March 31, 2003, 10:17:00 pm
to t-028957-0287960r or whatever you are:

notice you haven't been added to our organization yet, even after your "proof".  please refrain from every talking to us on this board ever again.  your literary kinematics lack anything remotely resembling intelligence.  you will never gain admittance into our highly credible elite, so just kindly go away and annoy someone else.  someone close this topic and ban his IP.
Title: im all profed ! see my vids
Post by: t3hl337h4x0r on April 01, 2003, 12:01:00 am

know youv done it !  i cant beleve this  fist u cal me a retar then u say im gay , you ask 4 prof   so i mack 3 *********** videos !  takes me lick 40 hour an wat you do ?  mad fun of them !  o no your in for it

i don car les if yuo ban me fags  n game can ***********  an so can bicks he coul evn *************


your gona regrit this trus me !!!!1


EDITED - for content
Title: im all profed ! see my vids
Post by: Ngamer on April 01, 2003, 12:07:00 am
Yes................  Whatever.

Welcome to Ban City.